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"Hahaha, Qiushi's explanation of Jingwei reclamation is really your bull fork!"

"Of course, Wang Cong was confused. ”

"Poof! I wiped it, and I realized that Jingwei reclamation was actually Wang Jingwei's reclamation ......"

"Wang Cong's performance is really amazing, and it's so funny to match this substance. ”

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Wang Cong exclaimed: "Oops!"

Qiu Shi asked proudly, "Do you understand?"

Wang Cong admired: "In the end, you are full of knowledge." ”

Qiu Shi said modestly: "Don't dare, don't dare." ”

Wang Cong suddenly realized: "I understand that Emperor Yan's daughter is called Jingwei (by the way), one day I had nothing to do to row on the sea, rowing and rowing, a wave came over, Jingwei looked, oops, what's wrong with the wind." (Baoji dialect)"

Qiu Shi was puzzled: "Where is there a Baoji person here?"

Wang Cong said affirmatively: "Isn't Emperor Yan from Baoji? ”

Qiu Shi said unhappily: "You say that destroys the beauty of mythology. ”

Wang Cong retorted loudly: "We respect historical facts. ”

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"Net rubbing, Wang Cong's dialect in northern Shaanxi is really slippery. ”

"Yes, that sentence is so stormy, it's really funny. ”

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Qiu Shi didn't want to argue with Wang Cong anymore, so he changed the topic to: "What else?"

Wang Cong said calmly: "There are always widows chasing the sun, what's the matter with widows chasing the sun........."

Qiu Shi stopped and said, "I really know this story. ”

Wang Cong said unexpectedly: "Oh, then you can talk about it." ”

Qiu Shi explained: "After Wang Jingwei died, his daughter-in-law became a widow, and there was no way to live. ”

Wang Cong was amazed and said: "Well said, the summary is too good, hey, Mr. Wang, your summary is different from what I summarized, and the literary context of others ......"

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Zhang Bo saw such a wonderful cross talk, and now he has completely forgotten the business, and he gradually understands the approach of the horse soldiers, and the cross talk is really wonderful for him.

Zhang Bo said to Ma Bing: "Has this Wang Cong's cross talk always been so funny?"

Ma Bing was obviously still immersed in the widow chasing the sun just now, and knew that Zhang Bo asked again, so he returned: "This Wang Cong is really amazing, if you have a good letter, you go back and search on the Internet, the previous ones are all classics." ”

Zhang Bo also heard the discussion of the surrounding audience at this time.

"Ouch, I can't stand it, it's so funny. ”

"Yes, Wang Cong, this is simply a god-like explanation. ”

"Hahaha, that's right, and it's justified, it's like that's the case. ”

"I don't even know how many times I've served Wang Cong and Qiu Shi. ”

"A vote for a while must give full marks. ”

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Qiu Shi interrupted: "You are like this, you pull out your lower lip to cover your face, and run along this road, how far can you run?"

Wang Cong pretended to be confused and asked, "What's wrong?"

Qiu Shi said sadly: "I can't afford to lose people. ”

Wang Cong was unhappy: "What do you mean by losing this person?"

Qiu Shi reluctantly explained: "Is there a widow chasing the sun? This story is called "Kua Father Chasing the Sun" and also called "Kua Fu Chasing the Sun" "

Wang Cong said suspiciously: "Praise, praise your father chasing the sun?"

Akimi then explained, "This man is also a tribal leader. ”

Wang Cong said as if he remembered something: "Chasing the sun?"

Akimi said, "That's right. ”

Wang Cong continued: "I catch up every day, but I can't catch up. Oops, what's wrong with the sun running too fast (Baoji dialect)....."

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Qiu Shi pushed Wang Cong and said, "Not every tribal leader is a Baoji person. ”

Wang Cong quibbled: "Descendants of Yan and Huang, why don't you change the Huangling dialect." ”

Qiu Shi said speechlessly, "You'd better tell a story that you remember very clearly." ”

Wang Cong said weakly: "I remember it clearly." ”

Qiu Shi added: "Well, the ones in "Dragon Ball" are also fine. ”

After Wang Cong thought about it for a while, he said excitedly: "Which to make trouble, is there a problem, which is to make trouble!"

Qiu Shi mocked: "Whatever you want to do in the sea, as long as you take off at the beach." ”

Wang Cong didn't pay attention to Qiu Shi at all, and said excitedly: "Which is the third prince!"

Qiushi: "Oh, who are you asking?"

Wang Cong began to paint again: "Chen Tangguan Li Jing has three sons, Jintuo, Mutuo and Natuo. The third prince has an impression."

Qiu Shi's painting style suddenly changed: "Oh, either you have a brain, it's not good." You don't remember all the names of these three people, the eldest Jinto, the second Muto, and the third are called Pito. ”

Wang Cong gestured to his own shoes and said loudly: "I have it, I have it." ”

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The audience has been made to death by Wang Cong's funny performances with one burden after another, which is really enjoyable, and some viewers are even a little angry, holding their stomachs and laughing at the same time.

Qiu Shi was unhappy: "What do you have, you have Jinzha, Muzha, and Nezha." ”

Wang Cong argued loudly: "Where, where........ where！”

Qiu Shi sneered: "Ouch, you just spoke an English language, right?" ”

Wang Cong said loudly: "That's it, where, where"

Qiu Shi asked: "Have you been to the temple? Nan Wu Amitabha Buddha written on the wall, read out Nan Wu Amitabha." ”

Wang Cong asked, "Why?"

Akimi explained: "Sanskrit!"

Wang Cong then asked, "Aren't they all simplified?"

Qiu Shi: "It's complicated in traditional Chinese. Sanskrit translated from India. ”

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Wang Cong then asked, "Then his name should be called?"

Qiu Shi said: "Nezha!"

Wang Cong finally corrected it and said: "Nezha, I like to watch "Nezha in the Sea", this story is lively, and the good guy made himself very dirty one day." ”

Qiushi: Nezha

Wang Cong then said: "A mud-stained child, play everywhere to see, how dirty is this, what to do, the bath door is the sea." ”

Qiu Shi: "Bohai Bay is"

Wang Cong said vividly: "Bang, the belly pocket will be pulled down." ”

Qiu Shi said: "This is all long, right?" ”

Wang Cong explained: "It's sticky, poof, and I jumped into the sea." ”

Qiu Shi was speechless: "You see that onomatopoeia is used. ”

Wang Cong continued: "Poof! Just jump into the sea and swim, rubbing this mud while swimming, he has to clean it, but there is also a third prince in this Dragon Palace." ”

Qiu Shi said: "The third prince of the Dragon King." ”

Wang Cong then recounted: "The third prince of the Dragon King stewed cakes. ”

Qiu Shi hurriedly corrected: "Ao Bing!"

Wang Cong continued: "Ao Bing is eating stewed cakes there, and he is happy to eat, and the guy floats down the mud, and he floats down, and the third prince sees that the dragon's beard is full of mud. ”

When Qiu Shi heard Wang Cong talk about this, he exclaimed: "My God!"

Wang Cong then described: "At that time, I was in a hurry, put this bowl down, what is this for? What is this for? Why is there so much mud (Tangshan dialect)"

Qiu Shi's eyes rolled and he hung up: "The third prince has sent a courier before?"

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Zhao Dashan, who was on the judges' seat, said to Li Dagang: "It's really smart, this autumn fruit actually has a hanging." ”

Li Dagang was a little confused, so he asked, "What is hanging now?"

Zhao Dashan explained: "In the last show, didn't Li Xiaobao have a courier? The one who delivered the courier was the Tangshan dialect, this autumn fruit, the head melon seeds are really handy." ”

When Li Dagang heard Zhao Dashan say this, he instantly understood, as for Wang Zongling over there, he was not shocked on the surface, but he was actually very admired in his heart. (To be continued.) )