This billion-year-old bug, originally suspended in a turbid black-brown liquid, seems to have only its shell left, and is there to miss the ancient times, the passage of time. Pen, fun, and www.biquge.info

Billions of years of memories are as distant as dust, but now they are really in front of us, as if they happened yesterday.

A faint purple light suddenly flickered on the Beetle's silent body, and then its body trembled slightly, and it was resurrected. I saw it turn over and swing its head twice, as if looking for a home in its memory. Then a few paws swayed, and quickly crawled into a small pit in the middle of the stone, and hibernated.

If it was a little later, Yuan Qidong and they might have seen this scene, but now, there is no chance.

Putting the box away, Yuan Qidong asked, "Radish, why are you so slow?" I knew I was going to eat first. ”

Luo Pu retorted angrily: "It's not the errand you arranged for me. You know how hard those two guys are to find. It took me a lot of effort to finally get a little eyebrows, and just as I was about to clean them up, you called. They almost found out. ”

Yuan Qidong: "Okay. Blame me. So be it. I'll go with you to clean up those two guys in a moment. How about inviting you to drink again? ”

Luo Pu: "Forget it, it's not that you don't know, I don't drink." ”

Yuan Qidong: "Radish, you are good at everything, but you are too stubborn." If you don't drink, you won't learn. You see, Michelangelo doesn't have as many stinky problems as you. People are special forces, and they don't drink a lot of wine and eat meat. ”

Luo Pu was surprised: "Huh? Do you know General Mi? ”

Yuan Qidong responded very casually: "What's so great about Lao Mi, General Mi, is he very good?" I see that he drinks too much and talks nonsense. ”

Luo Pu gasped, and couldn't help but look at Yuan Qidong with admiration. Michelangelo is a well-known special forces expert, not the kind of person who talks on paper, he is both civil and military, and his military achievements are outstanding. I heard that now the major general has been promoted to lieutenant general, and he is also the defense minister of a small country abroad.

He felt that he couldn't figure out the kid in front of him more and more: "No cow, no cow." He's not a cow, I think you're the best. When are we leaving? ”

Yuan Qidong: "Let's go eat first, and then go catch the bad guys after eating." ”

So two bodyguards were left to protect Liu Qingyang, and they set off for dinner.

At nine o'clock, the two of them were draped in camouflage blankets and lay quietly under a bush.

Yuan Qidong complained: "It's past nine o'clock, why haven't you come back yet." You can't be mistaken. ”

Luo Pu shook his head: "No, I can't handle such a trivial matter." You're too contemptuous of people. ”

Yuan Qidong: "I'm hungry. Let's eat first. I'm not feeling strong now, I'm breaking out in a cold sweat, and I may have low blood sugar. Why don't I go buy two chicken thigh pads first? ”

Luo Pu's nose won't pant anymore: "I won't let you come, you have to come." Be patient if you know how to lurk. You buy a bunch of chickens, ducks, and fish, and then get half a catty and two pots, is it a camping or a bad guy. When the time comes, people smell and find out who are we? ”

Yuan Qidong: "Then I'll stay away from you, I'll be responsible for eating, and you'll be responsible for watching." Then the responsibilities are well divided. Count me if you're hungry, count yours if you run. Hee-hee-hee. "In fact, Yuan Qidong is just looking for something to relieve his boredom. I've been lying on my stomach for two or three hours, can I not get bored?

Luo Pu ignored him.

Yuan Qidong said again: "I said radish." Why did you choose to lie on your stomach here? It's not a good place. ”

Luo Pu thought to himself, you understand it again, and you haven't learned it either. But for the sake of your face as a friend of Miss Four, I'll give you a science popularization: "This location is very hidden, it is a blind spot of vision, under normal circumstances, people will not pay attention to this angle, and this is the closest hidden place to the gate." The gate can be controlled at the first time. As soon as they opened the door, we pressed them into the house one by one, so that they would not be discovered. ”

Yuan Qidong: "Oops. These roses punctured my ass. ”

Luo Pu said: "Don't move, these roses are the best cover." ”

Yuan Qidong: "Radish." Don't blame me for not telling you. Do you know what your biggest problem with this place is? ”

Luo Pu: "I know, it's just fine." But now I feel like you're the biggest problem. ”

Yuan Qidong: "Let me ask you, if you enter this small courtyard and want to pee, where will you choose?" ”

Luo Pu: "Peeing? Where? It won't be ......" Luo Pu's heart was excited, this position seemed to be very suitable.

Yuan Qidong: "That's right. It's here, you smell, you smell, if it hadn't rained in the past two days, the smell would have been heavy, you didn't look at the place where you were lying. Hey, forget it, don't look at it, it's dark, I can't see it. ”

Luo Pu really hadn't thought about this situation. It wasn't written in the textbooks, and the instructors didn't teach it. On the battlefield, it's all a life-and-death contest, who cares if there is urine in the lurking place. If there is, you have to lie down, but you have to lie down. So he's a little upset Yuan Qidong now, this place does have a bit of a taste, but it's not very heavy.

Seeing that Luo Pu was silent, Yuan Qidong knew that his plan had succeeded, so he continued to disgust him: "Radish, those two people are scum at all." I don't know how to be hygienic at all. You see they've made this yard like a kennel. Maybe I where you were lying on your stomach. ”

Luo Pu's two eyes were about to pop out, and he glared at Yuan Qidong viciously. This sentence is obviously deliberately stimulating him, no matter how scumbag these two scumbags are, they won't run into the rose bushes to shit, aren't they afraid of being pricked in the ass.

He could see that Yuan Qidong was disgusted with him. But let this kid say, he did feel that there were places under his body that were soft and whirring, which made him think about it and couldn't extricate himself.

Yuan Qidong: "Don't stare at me like that, I'm scared." I'm really scared. I won't say it, and I didn't pull it. Why are you looking at me like that? ”

Luo Pu suddenly blinked his eyes and sighed. I heard the faint sound of footsteps outside. Looking through the moonlight, it was the obscene middle-aged man and the horse-faced old man.

The two of them seemed to be out drinking, and they were both a little drunk, but they could still walk in a straight line, and they were quite alert, and they looked around when they walked around the yard.

Then the horse-faced old man went straight to open the door, and the obscene middle-aged man ran to the side of the rose fence. I saw that this guy hurriedly unbuckled his trousers as he walked, and was about to pee as soon as he stood down. He was standing in front of Luo Pu.

Luo Pu was taken aback. Could it be that Zhou Xiaolong's mouth has opened up in the South China Sea, why is it so accurate.

He prayed silently in his heart, "O heaven, earth, Bodhisattva brothers, let him change places." I beg you. I'm a major anyway, if I was poured urine on my head by criminals, I can't afford to lose my face.

In fact, the solution to the problem was very simple, he jumped up directly and grabbed the two people. However, the long-term and arduous training has trained his brain a bit of a dogma, keeping in mind that soldiers must abide by iron discipline, and even be prepared to sacrifice their lives in order to achieve their goals. His goal now is to wait until the door is opened, and then control the two scumbags.

Yuan Qidong watched Luo Pu close his eyes in pain, as if waiting for the obscene middle-aged man to pee on him, and felt very incomprehensible. If it weren't for the fact that they were so close to him, he wouldn't have bothered to care about it.

As soon as he let go of his hand, a rose branch that had been holding in his hand for a long time popped out.

The obscene middle-aged man was relaxing his whole body at the moment, and when he was about to release the water, he suddenly felt that the water gun was pricked, and the pain in his heart became painful, it turned out to be a rose branch, and he saw that the water did not come out, and the blood came out.

The screams rang out to the sky. The horse-faced old man was so frightened that the keys fell to the ground, and he hurriedly came over to cover the obscene middle-aged man's mouth and scolded: "What the hell is your name, I'm afraid that others won't know, bastard boy." Wow whoa, you're such a fuck, how are you peeing on me, hey, disgusting, you bastard......"

There is no way for a lewd middle-aged person, you must know that the situation just now almost suffocated him to the point of shock, and now it is not easy to pee out, how can he still be qualified to pick a place.

Luo Pu felt as if he had walked out of the ghost gate, covered in sweat, and squeezed out a grateful smile at Yuan Qidong.

The door finally opened, and at the moment it had just opened, Luo Pu moved. He got up from the ground, stepped forward, jumped high, grabbed the necks of the two with one hand, rushed forward and pressed forward, and with two sounds, directly pressed the heads of the two on the ground in the house.

Yuan Qidong followed up and closed the door with his hand. Not to mention, this big iron gate is quite heavy and thick.