"Hehe, Miss Du, I'm going to date you in the future, you can't curse me for failing in my business. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. ｂｉｑUｇE。 info Guang Gongzi will die, but I hope not tonight, not before I get 400 million. The leader of the bandits, the "bad guy", stretched out a finger and shook it gently at Dusanne.

"I don't want to. Du Shanni lowered her head and sighed, then put her chin in her hand and said, "But they all say it's a dead end." ”

"Dead ends?" The "bad guy" stared at the thirteenth female guest for a while, and then said, "Please forgive me for taking the liberty of being presumptuous, Miss Du, do you usually see unusual things and hear strange sounds?"

"Yes, a lot, so much that it makes me feel normal. But if you ask me if I have any visual and auditory hallucinations, then I don't. Du Shanni was still staring at Guang, as if she was thinking about something.

"Bad guy" was speechless for a while, and after a while, he shook his head and said, "I knew that blind date shows were all deceptive." After that, he spread his hands to the host and said, "Lord host, I didn't find my 'her' on this stage." ”

The host smiled awkwardly: "Yes, that's a pity." ”

The "bad guy" raised his hand and looked at his watch, and asked, "There is still some time, how can we attract the attention of the audience and increase the ratings?"

The host thought for a while and said slowly: "Why don't you popularize medical and health knowledge and teach the audience how to stop the bleeding urgently?" Mr. 'Bad guy', Mr. Guang, he ......" The host pointed to Guang on the ground, he had stopped shouting at this time, his face was white and scary, and there was already a large pool of blood on the ground, but Du Shanni stood in a pool of blood without caring and continued her observation and thinking.

"Hehe, yes, Lord Presiding, you are a competent monk. The bandit leader nodded to the host.

The host grinned: "I'm really not ......"

The Mediterranean love mentor who had been squatting in the crowd listened to these words, and seemed to realize something, and he didn't know where he got the courage, so he squatted forward and said to the bandit: "That, king, there must be medical personnel in our audience, let's show the wounded." ”

"Oh, yes!" the bad guy nodded, took a few steps forward and slashed Mediterranean in the shoulder, and then shouted to the crowd, "Do you have a veterinarian? Yes? No, I'm sorry, Mediterranean Sensei, no one here can see your injuries." ”

The Mediterranean Sea was not deep, but it was also painful, and his face was distorted, but he was too afraid to shout, he could only hum in pain.

The "bad guy" wiped the blood from his bald head with a bloody dagger, "The No. 1 female guest wants to save Guang Gongzi, that's because she wants to kill him." The host wants to save Guang Gongzi, because he knows how to set an example for a public figure at this time. And you, Teacher Mediterranean, are just learning from them to pretend, what do you want to do? Improve your image? Or do you want to please the Guang Group? Hehe, you are cheap, but I don't mind. ”

He pointed the dagger at the shoulder wound in the Mediterranean Sea and said, "Do you know why I killed you? Why don't you call me master? I see that your hairstyle is the same as Wujing's. ”

"Since it's a blind date show, boss, let the brothers all go to each other. The bat-masked man who threatened everyone not to call the police before came up to the stage at this moment, staring at the female guests and smacking his lips.

"Tsk, I've been in it for so many years, and I haven't opened meat since I came out. With that, he reached out and grabbed one of the female guests.

The "bad guy" looked cold, and he shook the gun in his hand imperceptibly.

"Don't make a mistake, we'll retreat as soon as the money arrives, and we won't have time to wait for you to lift your pants!" the bandit leader shouted in a low voice.

"Don't worry, I understand this truth, I just have a mouth addiction, and a hand addiction. This kind of TV star is really enjoyable. Bat Mask muttered, but his female guests fainted.

"Waste, I fainted before I even played. Bat Mask threw the woman aside and turned to grab the other. Although the woman was disgusted, she didn't dare to resist, and in a hurry, she imitated the previous female guest and pretended to faint. When the other female guests saw this scene, they actually fainted together.

Seeing a row of women fainting neatly, everyone present was stunned, and they never thought that such a scene would be like this...... Comical. But what's even funnier is that the women in the audience also began to faint, including several white-haired old ladies and girls who were pulled down by their mothers.

The most pitiful thing is a female long-range videographer, who wants to pretend to be dizzy with her, but she is afraid that the bandit leader will blame her for delaying the shooting, so she is so anxious that she is in tears, and suddenly grabbed the snacks in her pocket and ate them. While eating, he muttered: "Lose weight, lose weight, lose a fart." It used to be two hundred and two, but now it's one hundred and nineteen! Two hundred and two are safe, woo woo......"

The bat mask froze for a while before he regained his strength, and was about to get angry at the fainting women, when he suddenly saw two women still standing in place. One is the number one goddess, and the other is the number thirteen Duzanie standing in a pool of blood.

The bat mask was immediately happy, he walked up to Du Shanni first, just wanted to stretch out his hand, but stopped, walked around Du Shanni, shook his head and said: "Damn! The makeup is like a monster, so this can also be on TV? Lao Tzu is not as good as a blind woman like this before he was imprisoned!" He pointed a gun at the chest of the Internet celebrity face and said, "This is so flat that it looks like a bed board in a prison!" Then he turned around and walked away.

"Stop!" Du Shanni raised her head, stared at the bat mask, touched her chest, then reached out and snapped her fingers, and said lightly, "You, die tomorrow." ”

The bat-masked man was cold, pointed a gun at Du Shanni and shouted: "Lao Tzu let you ...... now" He suddenly froze in the middle of speaking, then shook his head again, spat and scolded: "Crazy woman, bad luck!" Then he turned around and walked straight towards the No. 1 goddess.

"Hehe, Miss No. 1, the kid of the Guang family doesn't want you, our boss doesn't want you, I want it. When I saw you for the first time in the audience just now, I fell in love with you, let me kiss ......" In the middle of his words, he froze in place again.

I saw the No. 1 goddess, who was smiling sweetly at him, and the lovely cherry lips opened: "How do you know that I'm not crazy as the thirteenth? I'm not in a good mood today, why don't you come and help me be happy? If you're lucky, I can make you happy." ”

And the goddess's hands actually held two scalpels out of nowhere, one pointed at the big man, and the other against her neck, the sharp blade had cut through the white neck, and the bright red blood dyed a stunning red flower on the towering breast.

"It's crazy, it's crazy. The big man scolded viciously. The other five bandits laughed in unison.

Bat Mask was annoyed for a moment, but soon laughed to himself, and then he saw the female photographer in the distance who was devouring snacks.

It just so happened that the female photographer was also looking at him, and the moment their eyes met, the female photographer ate even more crazy, "I'm not one hundred and nine! I'm two hundred and two! Two hundred and three! I'm two hundred and five! Lose weight and lose a fart, damn, my mother swears that she won't lose weight in her life!"

At this moment, the bandit's mobile phone suddenly rang. He opened it and looked at it, and then immediately took out a bandage to help Guang, who was lying on the ground, to stop the bleeding urgently. He even took out a packet of blood for a blood transfusion.

The "bad guy" beckoned the bat mask to pick up Guang and walk to the camera, and then he smiled at the camera: "The efficiency of Guang's Group is really not ordinary, thank you Boss Guang for your patronage." As you can see, although Ling Gongzi fainted due to excessive blood loss, he was free to die. I also had AB blood ready for him. I am a man of faith, and I will set him free when we are safe. ”

Then he turned and shouted, "Happy times are always short-lived, ladies and gentlemen, hosts, respected audience friends, I hope we never see each other!"

When everyone confirmed that there was no more bandits in the hall, the pressure of life and death for an hour was vented like a flood opening the floodgates. The sound of crying, scolding, and calling relatives to report their safety resounded.

The only one who can keep his composure at the moment is the host of the show. He stared at an exit in the hall in a daze, the bandits had just left, and with them were Guang Gongzi and ...... Two female guests.