readx;? Whoever enters the palace will be paid ten taels a month, and he will be a slave for one day and will not change for life. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info

Signing the deed of sale is equivalent to being a palace maid in Yunguo for the rest of her life, with little money and hard life, and she has to be called by others, and the most uncomfortable thing is that she has to wear ugly and ugly, palace maid clothes.

The long queue has already lined up outside the palace gate, but only in the row of kitchen words, there are only a few people, and the rest, both men and women, are standing on the side of the palace maids. Forced to put on women's clothes, stuffed two big steamed buns on his chest, inhaled, tucked his abdomen, raised his head, held his chest high, don't bow his head, the wig's hair bag and headdress will fall off, don't bend over, his chest is sunken in.

However, Feng Qingge has to admit that this He Lanbo follows the trend and the two of them dress up in women's clothes, which is really, a little special. Well, Helan Bo does belong to the kind of slightly stronger, but he is not muscular and male, and the inverted triangle waist is indeed very handsome, but the shoulders are too wide, and this dress looks a little small when he wears it.

Long hair shawl, two random xiaolongbao, ah no, two small hair bags, then two headbands, a little silver jewelry, and then transformed with rouge gouache, eyeliner, eye shadow, lips, all of them were transformed, and then, the handsome sword eyebrows and light song also helped to sort out the willow eyebrows. The most successful thing is that the wind is reversed, his skeleton is small, his body is moderately proportioned, a handsome face can be put on makeup casually, and it really can't distinguish between men and women at a glance.

At the place of their Adam's apple, Feng Qingge wrapped two scarves to cover it, and also covered it with foundation, but it was still a little obvious, and then there was the problem of steps. Although she doesn't pay attention to how her sister walks, she is never a pure man. This He Lanbo followed the trend and walked against the two men, with that big step, with this woman's clothes, the goosebumps all over Feng Qingge's body were about to rise.

"I'll go, you two masters, can't you take small steps, don't you be afraid that your steps are too big and pull the eggs!" Feng Qingge, who is usually dressed in a strong outfit, was forced to change into a skirt, but she could adapt to her role at any time, but only the two people in front of her, the momentum of one foot and one pit, scared the people around them three feet away from them.

Pulling his skirt angrily, if it weren't for the wind and singing, He Lanbo would definitely ...... Jumping on his legs, he directly tore the skirt into several pieces, and then swaggered to his own path. Is this what their men are wearing, embroidered shoes, pothos skirt, and this skirt that lifts the breasts, his silver belt has been replaced by a red cloth belt, and when he ties it to his waist, the whole person is like that from the village.

But the wind was against him, and the clothes similar to him were just a light blue linen skirt, wearing a pair of shoes embroidered with gold flowers, tied with a green belt around the waist, and the long hair slightly covering the knife-like cheeks, which was really charming when viewed from the side. Holding his skirt with both hands, He Lanbo only felt that his head was heavy, and he was directly lined up in the line of the palace maid, panting.

However, there were too many people in this team, he directly patted the shoulder of the buddy in front of him, and asked in a thin voice: "Uncle, isn't this the palace maid who is written, what are you doing here?

"Go, go, what is illiterate. We are excluded from this, because after entering the palace, it is no different from a woman. slapped away He Lanbo's hand, and the man could only sigh and say: "Woman, it is a palace maid who enters the palace, and we enter the palace, castrated below, and become eunuchs." ”

...... "I'll go!"

Finally knowing what he was pitted into, He Lanbo only felt that his whole body was tight, and he hurriedly pulled his skirt and retreated back, swallowing saliva and said, "Yes, what if it is found that a man pretends to be a woman to enter the palace?"

"It's not easy, catch it, castrate it first, and then beat it badly. Usually this kind of person looks at the beauty of the lady in the palace, and the emperor can still allow men to be mixed in the palace to protect them! torture, cut off hands and feet, and gouge out eyes and noses, cut flesh with knives, split the corpses of five horses, and have to hang their heads on the wall to be eaten by birds and beasts after they die...... Eh, what about people?"

Hiding behind Feng Qingge, Helan Bo covered his face with his sleeve and patted Feng Qingge's shoulder, his voice trembled, "I said Feng Ershui, can I quit now?" My Helan family will be passed on to me, how can I pass on the family after castration, this is a big unfilial piety! Or you will marry me now, and after my baby is born, we will enter the palace......

"No, I said what do you stinky boy think. Are you He Lanbo still afraid of some palace maids and eunuchs, Pu Zheng and Luo Xing are still secretly helping us, what are you panicking about. Feng Reverse lowered his voice and said, pointed to the empty place opposite, raised his eyebrows and said, "We are going over there to be imperial chefs, not palace maids." ”

Although this sentence was whispered, everyone in the queue heard it. For a moment, the entire venue fell silent, and everyone's eyes shifted to Feng Qingge's side, looking at them in surprise.

"What's going on? With a shake all over, He Lanbo looked at the people in line in surprise.

The man who accosted Helan Bo just now could only pat him on the shoulder, and sighed helplessly: "Hey, auntie, go all the way." This princess has to kill a few cooks every day, but I didn't expect you to volunteer to die. Fortunately, I was able to survive with a single sword. Your knife is in the neck. Ouch, look over there, another one has been dragged out. ”

The gate of the palace opened, and the corpses placed on the cart were pushed out, and the two officials just pushed the cart expressionlessly and headed in other directions. The other eunuchs walked to the place of the palace maid, took out a thin notebook, and recorded their names.

"Yo, no one is here today, the cooks in this palace are almost gone, and I have to go to patrol outside the palace when the time comes. Like a male duck choked by someone's throat, the man in the eunuch costume stood in the kitchen, pinching the orchid finger and patting his face, and turned to leave.

Feng Qingge hurriedly raised his hand, grabbed Feng Reverse and He Lanbo and ran towards that side, "Father-in-law, father-in-law, there are people, we want to be the imperial chef, so, let's try." ”

The eunuch who was about to leave paused, then looked at the three people in front of him, waved his hand a little unwillingly, and then took out a pen and paper and recorded: "What is your name, how many years of cooking experience, where does your family live, age, is it male or female?

"...... "This Nima investigates the household registration!"

The corners of his mouth twitched fiercely, Feng Qingge still showed a smile, and said with a smile: "Yes, father-in-law, my name is Feng Xunbing, I started to learn to cook when I was a child, and everyone said that this cooking skill is delicious." I live in a small county town outside the capital, how old are you...... Twenty-two, female, there is no one in the family, just these two sisters and me, we are both learning to cook, often playing deputy together, you see this ......"

Saying that, Feng Qingge took advantage of the situation and sent a silver ingot out to the eunuch in front of him, as the saying goes, money can make ghosts grind, although she doesn't like officialdom very much, but this thing is still needed to take away face. After all, you have to rely on the people in front of you to do things in order to blend into the palace.