He is worthy of being a person who writes. Pen | fun | pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 infoThe topic between me and a certain sister is really different from other people's topics.,I guess if I could meet Jin Lin in the first place.,It's also like this.。 He has been talking about all kinds of kisses, and even transcended Journey to the West, talking about some novels such as Tanmei. She said that she was even writing a Tanmei novel on Baidu Tieba, and then she stared at me for a while: "My Tanmei novel, it seems that there is just one missing the object of the male protagonist, brother, do you want to be this object?"

When I heard this, my body suddenly became agitated, and a deep chill suddenly sucked from the top of my head to the soles of my feet, and from the soles of my feet to the top of my head. I suddenly shivered, but Shui Shui suddenly laughed next to me: "Wow, okay, okay, you write it quickly, I'll read it after you write it!"

I was desperate in an instant, what kind of world is this, not only my sister wants to write me into a Tanmei novel and be a supporting actor, but my girlfriend also has to run to read this Tanmei novel!

Phoenix Divine Dance: "Brother, you must stop struggling, it's useless, our two women have already made a decision." I'm going to write, she's going to see, and the writer and the reader have already decided that you're not too much of a threat. ”

Suddenly, the brother-in-law next to Leng Buding's old sister said while driving: "Very good, very good, I love to read everything Phoenix Divine Dance writes, so after she writes this novel, I will also read it." I'm going to make friends to see it!

I was even more desperate: "You are still not a man after all, your wife wants to use another man as a supporting actor in her novel, and you are not angry......"

The brother-in-law laughed and said, "Haha, my wife wrote a book, why should I be angry." ”

My God, my earth, my God. Who will save me? What should I do?

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The car quickly stopped in front of a shop called Crazy Wings. Through the car window, I saw from a distance the entrance of the store, and there was a big sign with three words written on it...... No, it's two English, one Chinese character - BT spicy!

Here's its slogan:

BT spicy, BT spicy,

Our signature BT is spicy.

Crazy roasted wings by the mouth,

Five lower belly sticks are free!

From today onwards, if anyone can eat five BT spicy grilled wings in a row at our restaurant, the whole table of people brought by this person will not have to pay for the meal. If you have the courage to take on the challenge, please come to the front desk and apply!

The girl at the front desk asked, "So who is at your table today to challenge this BT spicy?"

I'll hold my forehead. Sister, can you be a little less excited?

At this moment, the little girl at the front desk stamped a stamp on the wine list, pointed to a table, and said, "That table is your challenge today, and the others must watch him finish this crazy roasted wing before they can start eating." Before he finishes his crazy grilled wings, please bear with me a little, as long as the restaurant is verified and he does eat five servings of crazy grilled wings, then the restaurant will put all the dishes together, thank you for coming!"

Soon the waiter had chopsticks and bowls there, and then took a whole large jug of water and put it there, with a roasted wing in the bowl. I wondered, "Why only one, didn't you say five?"

I only heard the little girl at the front desk smile and said, "You don't know anything about this guest officer." There are a lot of people who try to roast the wings in our shop, but the vast majority of them, about 90% or more, fall in front of the first crazy wing. If you're still feeling like you're not enough after the first one, we'll give you a second one, and when you've finished the second one, we'll give you a third, and so on until you've eaten five crazy wings. As long as you've eaten five crazy grilled wings, we'll be sure to give you all the money for the dishes. Of course, as long as there is a table with free food money, it cannot be packed. Please understand that this is also a risk control consideration. ”

I was taken aback: "So, aren't you very confident in the spicinessness of this crazy wing? ”

I saw a certain sister laughing while eating, and said: "If it were so easy to challenge, would I still ask my brother to come over and challenge me once?" Of course, I am not poor for a certain sister of yours, and the dishes in this restaurant are one table or two tables, and I still invite a certain sister, but I want to know how strong my old brother is. Hahahaha!"

I squinted and laughed, "What? You're obviously just trying to come and see my jokes." I know. A certain sister, you don't have to say it so high-sounding! haha. ”

A certain sister: "Oh, you can see it, it's not fun, don't play." Hurry up and challenge my brother!"

A certain sister took my hand and ran to the table in a hurry: "Eat quickly, eat quickly, if you don't eat, we will be hungry." ”

Feng Xi Yan said: "Okay, I'll eat, I'll eat......" In my heart, 10 million alpacas rolled by. This sister, I usually look at her very innocent and cute when I chat, but when we meet, it turns out to be so popular, okay, for the sake of other people's appearance, I will endure it. Who let me have such a beautiful sister? Beautiful girls tend to have a big personality, and I finally saw it.

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I looked at the crazy roasted wings and thought to myself, "Such a small roasted wing, if I put it directly into my mouth, will it be much less affected by the spicy taste, and then eat one and eat the second one immediately before the spicy taste is fully dissipated." I'm afraid it would be better to eat five in a row like this. ”

So I quickly stuffed this roasted wing into my mouth, bit it a few times, and swallowed it raw!

"Wow! Water!" I threw my head up to the sky and screamed! When Shui Shui asked me with concern, "What do you want?" I was already covering my mouth and couldn't say a word.

I quickly picked up the huge water bottle that had been prepared next to me, grunted, and drank it wildly! That pit daddy's BT spicy roast wings were really the spiciest thing I've ever eaten in my life! I couldn't bear it, and I drank a large pot of water in a minute. But that wasn't the end of it, I was still speechless, waving my hands and making gestures to grab something. A certain sister understood and shouted to the store: "Boss, hurry up, and bring a big bottle of water, my brother can't stand it!"

After the second large bottle of water was poured down, the spiciness in my mouth finally decreased a little, and I could finally barely speak inarticulately:

"A certain sister, you cheat me!"

I saw a certain sister laughing again.