"Just kidding, don't take it seriously, if you take it seriously, you'll be funny!" The old man raised his eyebrows, with a mocking smile on his face, obviously Chang Xiao's unexpected expression made him feel very cool, Chang Xiao was completely stunned this time, yes or not, there is really a treasure in the family, this is still a happy baby. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info

"Grandpa, don't scare me, I have a heart attack!"

"Really, I have a heart attack, then you can go! I won't be far away!" The old man's face turned faster than turning a book, making Chang Xiao really suffer thousands of tons of critical damage in an instant.

"Grandpa, I'm kidding, I don't have a heart attack!"

"Really?"

"Really, it's more real than real gold!" Chang Xiao said with an oath.

"I know!" said the old man earnestly.

"Grandpa, you say you know?" Chang Xiao's eyes widened and he said.

"yes, I know!"

"Jokes, jokes, you know, young people should have a sense of humor!" said the old man, pointing out.

This time, he smiled and didn't speak, he chose to be silent, at this moment he finally understood the wisdom of the ancients, silence is a famous saying of Jin Zhili! If he had understood the meaning of this sentence earlier, where would he be so ridiculed, he admitted that he was too young, the society was too terrible, and all of them were hidden monsters.

"Boring, is it really a big man who has no sense of humor?"

The old man looked at Chang and smiled, yo, what a boy! Forget it, it seems that it is not interesting to play anymore, let's cut to the chase!

"Boy, is your food forum reliable?"

"Reliable, of course reliable!" Chang Xiao said slowly, while carefully observing the old man's expression, he was worried that if he didn't get it right, he would suddenly step into the old man's language trap, which might be followed by a plot twist.

"Well, that's easy, that bitter gourd and lotus seed pork rib soup is just a gadget, and my specialty is not this. The old man raised an eyebrow.

Chang Xiao was unmoved, of course, how could your old man's specialty be described by a mere bitter gourd and lotus seed pork rib soup, you are a hidden joker, people are fighting the sky and the earth are endlessly happy, your old man is endlessly amusing! But have you considered my feelings? I am the one who was amused by you.

Yo, the young man is good, he didn't fall into my trap, the old man feels very sorry, it seems that the next joy will be much less.

"There are three dishes that I am best at, and they are also my three unique skills, which are definitely much stronger than the bitter gourd and lotus seed pork rib soup you ate before. ”

"Grandpa, what's there?" Chang Xiao couldn't be silent this time, eating delicious food was definitely one thing for him

It's a big thing, it's just ridiculed, it's all trivial!

"Squirrel mandarin fish, osmanthus sweet and sour bones, stir-fried beef with yellow gong pepper, all kinds of fine products will definitely make you intoxicated. The old man was so energetic that he almost danced, which showed his confidence and pride in his unique life, and even Chang Xiao secretly gave the old man a thumbs up, the old man is really in his sixties, and his heart in his twenties!

"Grandpa, that kid is ready to feast. ”

"Of course, boy, don't bite your tongue off when the time comes!"

"Oh! Definitely not, in that case, how sad Fluttershy would be!"

"Boy, tell me clearly, why is Fluttershy sad?" When it comes to Fluttershy, the old man is immediately anxious, his most precious thing now is this well-behaved and pretty granddaughter, if anyone dares to make his granddaughter angry, he dares to use the kitchen boning knife to fight with others, bait, dare to bully Lao Tzu's granddaughter, Lao Tzu wants your life!

"You know!" Chang Xiao handed the old man a look, then smeared oil on the soles of his feet, took two steps into three steps, and quickly moved away from the cash register, and then before he stopped, he saw Fluttershy standing quietly not far away with crimson cheeks, those big eyes flashed innocent and incomprehensible, and Chang Xiao was ashamed in his heart!

He hurriedly turned around and shouted to the old man, "Grandpa, I'll go first, and I'll come back tomorrow to try your best dishes, goodbye Fluttershy." After saying that, he ran away without a trace.

As soon as Chang Xiao's figure disappeared, the angry and murderous gaze on the old man's face suddenly dissipated, and he replaced it with a smiling face, looking at the slim Fluttershy, and couldn't help but sigh, "My Fluttershy has grown up!"

The old man beckoned, called Fluttershy over, looked at Fluttershy and said with a smile, "Fluttershy, you said that this kid is so timid, he just made a joke, and he ran so fast, it seems that he is very afraid of me, but that's fine, if you two quarrel in the future, if he dares to bully you, you tell grandpa, it will definitely scare him." ”

"Grandpa~ who is with him, we are just friends, ordinary friends!" Fluttershy protested with a shy face.

"Oh, it's an ordinary friend! Then it seems that this kid is just a fake Chang Xiao, you must know that my lovely little granddaughter is chanting a name called Chang Xiao every day!

"Grandpa, you're so bad, I'm going to ignore you!" says Fluttershy, holding her hot cheeks in her hands, and running back to the back kitchen with her hair flying.

The old man looked at Fluttershy's back and smacked his lips, just our granddaughter, with that kid is blind, really, how did the little granddaughter fall in love with that crooked melon and cracked date.

It can be regarded as Chang Xiao who doesn't know the old man's heart, otherwise he has to spit out three liters of blood, kick his legs and return to the west, yes, the little brother is the school grass of Beijing University, if the little brother is a crooked melon and cracked dates, then I'm sorry to ask you to tell me, no, tell me loudly, who else? Who else can be regarded as a handsome guy! Tell me out loud, let the whole world know! It is estimated that only in this way can I express the anger in my heart with a smile.

Chang Xiao escaped from Baiweiju in embarrassment, at least in his cognition, he was definitely very embarrassed, ran back to his silver Maitan, fastened his seat belt without the slightest hesitation, ignited the car and quickly left within a radius of ten miles of Baiweiju, until he returned home, he was relieved.

Sitting at home, sitting on the comfortable sofa, exhaling a few breaths, and then drinking a glass of cold boiled water in one go, the feeling is one word, cool!

Buzz Buzz!!

I just took a break for a while, and then I called, and when I saw that the caller ID was Ji Yao, Chang Xiao couldn't help but smile slightly, could it be that the senior squad leader forgave me, and answered the phone with a little apprehension.

"Hey!"

"Chang Xiao, invite me to dinner tomorrow. On the other side of the phone, Ji Yao said unceremoniously, she was released yesterday, and today she released Chang Xiao's pigeon in her own way, and the unhappiness in her heart has dissipated a lot, so she thinks that Chang Xiao should be given a chance to atone for her sins, so she specially called Chang Xiao to invite her to dinner.

"Okay, where do you say?"

"Aren't you doing a lot of research on what you eat?"

"Okay, then go to Barilla, the food there tastes good. ”

"Well, then you can pick me up at ten o'clock tomorrow! ”

"Okay!" Chang smiled and responded, as long as there is contact, then it can promote the warming of feelings, the temperature has arrived, is that, what is that!