Chapter Fifty-Nine: The Trolls Who Messed Up
When Lili heard this, she immediately felt that her chance to appear had come. Pen ~ fun ~ pavilion www.biquge.info
She walked up to Gu Chuchu, looked at the top of her hairless head, and said, "Yo! look at your tone and style, could it be a monk?"
Gu Chuchu nodded and shook his head: "Master allowed me to return to the vulgar for three years. ”
"Three years?" Lili covered her belly and smiled, "Now there is really everyone, and the nun also has to go on a blind date?
"Hmph! I've seen a lot of monks selling dog meat on sheep's heads, and it's the first time I've seen you so brazen. ”
The face of the No. 3 lay nun remained unchanged, and she made a Buddhist salute to the No. 6 female star without explanation.
Lili refused to stop there: "It's all you fake monks and pseudo-nuns, who have ruined the reputation of Buddhism, and you are the most hateful, and you should go to hell!"
She turned her head and asked the host, "I said host, could it be that she is your concubine?
Zhu Xiao grinned, he really didn't expect his nickname to be used here. He was just about to open his mouth to explain, when the love doctor on the side stepped forward.
Li Shao said with a smile: "The state has national laws, the temple has temple rules, Miss Gu has not been abducted and deceived to violate the national law, and she has not broken the rules of Buddhism, what reason do we have to refuse her?"
Lili said angrily: "Is she morally corrupt! She has had children in three years? Is it a business trip to become a monk? What about after three years? Is she untrustworthy and continues to stay in the world? Or does she abandon her husband and children and become a monk again?"
Zhu Xiao persuaded with a smile: "Chu Chu didn't hide his situation, so this is not abandonment." Maybe someone is willing to have a child with her, and then marry someone else. Hehe, what you like me can't say is lacking in morality. ”
The poisonous female star sneered: "Will there be such a man?
"There will be, and there will be a lot of them. The familiar voice sounded, and the No. 1 goddess Deng Xue appeared on the red carpet.
She ignored Lili's clamour, walked directly to Gu Chuchu and said with a smile: "It's been a long time, Chu Chu." ”
Gu Chuchu looked at Deng Xue's smile, frowned slightly, and then bowed to the Buddha and said, "Xue, long time no see, you ...... It's getting more and more beautiful. ”
Zhu Xiao raised his eyebrows: "Oh? So you have known each other for a long time?"
Goddess No. 1 nodded and explained to the people: "Our two families are world friends, and she and I are also young. I'm sure you've heard of her mother, Ms. Kokuiko. ”
"The chairman of the Shigu Group?"
"That strong woman who gave up politics and business?"
"It's said that she just won an international fashion award. ”
"The daughter of a fashion giant's daughter is a nun?"
"Both of them have the surname Gu, is it a woman's mother's surname?"
Looking at the noisy crowd, Gu Chuchu sighed to No. 1: "You are still so good at doing things." ”
Deng Xue also smiled at No. 3: "You are still so low-key. ”
Seeing that people's focus had changed, Lili thought for a while, and then snorted coldly: "What? Is the second rich man great? Can you buy and sell a marriage with a few stinky money?"
Gu Chuchu shook his head and said, "No, I cut off contact with my family as early as three years ago when I became a monk. Marry me...... I won't get a penny from Ms. Gu. ”
"Ahaha!" The poisonous female star pointed at the vulgar nun and bent over with a smile, "Another one who has cut off ties with the family, do you rich and noble children like to play this game? Then why are you looking for a man to have children? Don't tell me that you also have a terminal illness." ”
"I ......" Gu Chuchu's eyes turned red, and he bowed his head and said: "In order to fulfill the last wish of an old man." ”
Deng Xue caressed her back and comforted her softly: "You have this piece of filial piety, I believe that my uncle will be happy if he has a spirit in the sky, but you don't have to force yourself." ”
The vulgar nun cheered up and looked up at the crowd: "This is also an explanation of my explanation to that woman." ”
"What kind of bullshit wishes, can you make up another bloody point?" The female star wanted to continue her poisonous tongue, but found a figure standing abruptly in front of her.
Lili was taken aback: "Who are you ......?"
"Girl, have you ever smelled bullshit, have you ever been drenched in dog blood?" the visitor asked.
"Neurological ......"
"Alas, how did you get to this point with such a small vocabulary? I'll give you a chance to become the queen of this world, you can sign a deed of sale and let me be a foot-washing maid for a few days. ”
Lili took a few steps back, stared at the ugly-looking and cheaply dressed young man in front of her, and said crookedly: "Lord host, when will our show become a neurological hospital?
"This ......" Zhu Xiao was also confused, he really hadn't seen this ordinary-looking man, "This gentleman, may I ask who you are?"
"Didn't you invite the Love Navigator in this issue?" replied the man with a look of disdain.
"Are you the ......?"
"No, I'm here to inform you that he's crying and fainting in the car. The man poked behind him, and the group saw a limousine parked in the distance next to the parking lot.
"Ah, dizzy?" Zhu Xiao said in his heart, no wonder he couldn't get through to that person's phone, "Then you are his ......?"
"No, I didn't know him, but he wanted to grab a parking space with me, but I scolded and cried, and then fainted. ”
"What?" everyone was stunned.
The man ignored this, left a "optimistic" sentence to Lili, and walked straight to Gu Chuchu.
"Wine and meat have passed through the intestines, and the Buddha has left it in his heart?" the man asked with an eyebrow.
"If the world learns from me, it is like entering the devil's way. The female nun replied with a salute.
The man nodded: "So you know, what are you doing here?"
"I'm still vulgar and want to find a man and have children. ”
"Whether you are a monk or a layman, faith is in your heart, and whether you break the vows or keep the precepts, the Buddha sees them all. Do you think the Buddha would care about these useless details?"
"I ......" is still a vulgar nun a little incomprehensible.
The man snorted disdainfully: "Don't make excuses for monks and laymen, what are you doing here?"
Gu Chuchu repeated: "I want to find a man, marry me, and then have offspring. ”
"The Buddha has never taught such irresponsible things, why don't you raise a family? If you are looking for a man, you have to go to the countryside and the countryside, and there is a serious shortage of wives. I'll ask you again, what are you doing here? ”
"I ...... For the father's last wishes. The voice of the vulgar nun trembled.
"People are not filial when they are not filial, and they come here to wipe their tears when they leave, it's too late. Your father definitely doesn't want you to find a baby casually, so it's better to reconcile with your mother if you have this thought. ”
"How do you know ......"
"Don't care about these useless details, tell me honestly, what the hell are you here for?"
"I ...... I...... I thought about it, but it was worldly. ”
"Your sister!" The very ordinary-looking man roared, pointed to his ancient nose and said, "I see that you have come to increase your popularity, what are you talking about?"
"Isn't it just to attract someone's attention when you go on a well-known TV show? Isn't it just to make someone's reputation worse if you play tricks on yourself? I said girl, it doesn't matter if you have a long rebellious period, don't take everyone for fools, okay?"
Gu Chuchu was so yelled that he couldn't speak for a while, and tears rolled in his eyes.
The ugly man didn't intend to let her go: "Cry, do you still have the face to cry? Just to express your dissatisfaction with your mother, you left your father who loved you and left home." ”
"Daddy is gone, not only have you repented of your girl's temper, but you have to come out again to harm others in his name. I don't care if there is a man who wants you, but why do you have a mother when your baby is born?"
"Other friends all drink breast milk, the nutrition is great, your baby has to take milk powder when she is born, don't you think you are doing evil?"
"I really admire your master for sending such a thing as you down the mountain...... Why? Now that you know how to defend your master, why didn't you realize it when you trampled on her so hard?"
"I think she is an old man who wants you to untie the knot in your heart, and become more psychologically mature, are you worth it for a woman who doesn't care about you? Hmph, ignorant little brat. ”
Under the bombardment, Gu Chuchu couldn't hold on any longer, and cried out with a "wow", Deng Xue hurriedly stepped forward to comfort him.
"See. The man turned to Lili and said, "I'll wash my feet and teach you two tricks." ”
Seeing that this man had defeated No. 3 with a few words, Lili was so shocked that she couldn't speak.
"This gentleman, you ......" Li Shao stood up and wanted to clear the order of the show, but was interrupted by a man.
"Ahh
Li Shao nodded: "I really don't like it." ”
"But what if I said that I choked on that mouthful of phlegm just now, and I would choke to death if I didn't spit it out?" the man laughed.
"I'm a doctor, I don't believe it. Li Shao also smiled.
"That's what you said. As a doctor, seeking both virtue and art, you can disregard life and death without believing a word, don't you feel that you are derelict in your duty?"
"No, I just think you're talking a bit too much nonsense. ”
"Hmph, so for you, those who are morally high are the patients, and those who are morally vulgar are damned?"
"You're arguing with strong words, our stage is not suitable for you, please ......"
"Cut! I'm just going all the way, who's on your show? Don't shoot me if you don't like me. ”
"......" Li Shao frowned, although this man has bad breath, the picture of Fang just scolding No. 3 does have a highlight, and it is impossible for the director to abandon this attraction.
"Didn't Lao Lin squirt you last time? What an old waste, such a fool is also worthy of being Lao Tzu's colleague?"
Li Shao's eyes widened, and he asked sharply, "You know Lin Yiliang, who are you?"
"Me?" The man straightened his short yellow and black hair, looked at the sea and raised his arm to the heavens: "I am Huang Mo, and I will eat Lao Lin's man in the future." ”