On the stage, Wang Cong was wearing a lilac coat, which looked very artistic, and he used body language from time to time to cooperate, which was just right every time, which highlighted the master-like demeanor. Pen ~ fun ~ pavilion www.biquge.info

Wang Cong turned on the ridicule mode: "I sometimes see them pretending to be angry with me." ”

Zhou Demin was puzzled: "Angry? ”

Wang Cong began to say: "Live a good life, what's wrong all day long." ”

Zhou Demin: "Huh? ”

Wang Cong continued: "As soon as I got on the bus, it was like a sour pear, and he pulled out an English newspaper. Do you know each other? ”

Zhou Demin: "I don't know. ”

Sigh~~~

Wang Cong continued to ridicule: "The people on the side of the road also speak, half Chinese, half English. ”

Zhou Demin was puzzled: "Huh? ”

Wang Cong continued: "Buying apples is the same, hello, uncle." ”

Zhou Demin: "Uncle? ”

Wang Cong: "I'll take a look, he wants to take a look." Is your apple 5 dollars and 7 pounds? ”

Zhou Demin: "What a mess. ”

Wang Cong said unhappily: You have bought rotten apples, what do you have to worry about, you are. Don't talk to each other. Bid for this item.

Zhou Demin: "Hmm. ”

Sigh~~~

Wang Cong then teased: "Bring a watch, you look at my watch, Sang Laihaus (this car)." ”

Zhou Demin: "Huh? ”

Wang Cong waited for his eyes and said, "Is it an extended version?" ”

Zhou Demin: "Hey, the car." ”

Wang Cong continued: "Didn't kill you? You can't even say a Luxe (a designer watch). ”

Zhou Demin: "What foreign words do you say?" ”

Sigh~~~

When the audience heard Wang Cong's loss on stage, they immediately laughed unkindly.

"Ouch... That sentence ~ Uncle... It's so funny..."

"Haha... Extended Watches... That's enough..."

"Why is Wang Cong's mouth so damaged... Ouch..."

.......

On stage!

Wang Cong is still continuing to lose, ah no, talking cross talk......

Wang Cong said: "There is also a big yellow chain, don't sweat, if you sweat, the vest will be dirty." ”

Zhou Demin: "Faded?" ”

Wang Cong explained: "Iron, copper. ”

Zhou Demin: "Okay, it's terrible, this." ”

Wang Cong said angrily: "Oh, I bought a shampoo, I have to go to the Hong Kong Sasha shop." Come on, you don't have as much hair as Teacher Zhou. ”

Zhou Demin touched his bald scoop and said, "Then you can wash it, then." ”

Wang Cong: "That's what I'm talking about. The pants were dirty, and I had to tell people that "oops, eating abalone fell off." If you pee your pants, you say you pee your pants. ”

Zhou Demin: "The abalone is not that big. ”

Wang Cong: "Let's talk about this, let's just say that we will be angry when we see everything." As soon as the meal is finished here, I sign the bill, sorry sir, I can't sign the bill. I swiped... Which door card do you drink a bowl of wontons and brush it? ”

Zhou Demin: "It's not worth it." ”

Wang Cong then teased: "You are like this." Loaded with a big-tailed eagle. A man and a woman stood on the side of the road, and they could talk. ”

Zhou Demin: "Hmm. ”

Wang Cong continued: It is like a poem.

The man said, "Remember to be happy." ”

This woman, "But my mentality has always been up and down." ”

"You can't let go."

"I have to tilt my face to 45 degrees so that tears can't flow down."

"You will always be my proud princess, I'm leaving, your husband is about to get off work."

Under the three indiscriminate!

Zhou Demin: "Hey, it's so elegant, two stinky hooligans, it's all." ”

Sigh~~~

"Poof~ Hey, hey.... Hahahaha... No, it's so funny. ”

"Wang Cong is trying to amuse the dead..."

"Haha, the last sentence of the god turns... Hahaha"

"Yes, this Wang Cong doesn't know what he thinks, it's amazing..."

"You will always be my proud princess, I'm leaving, your husband is about to get off work... I'm really convinced..."

Gao Bo saw that what Wang Cong said on the stage was passionate, and he was also amused, even his wife.

"Gao Bo, this Wang Cong seems to be saying a good thing."

Gao Bo looked at his wife and said, "This brother Wang is really proficient in everything..."

Liang Qizhen's side has been so amused by Wang Cong that she can't stop laughing and keeps patting her ecstatic thighs, Li Lingwei's originally slightly cold face also began to become a little stretched, listening to Wang Cong squeezing people on stage, she was happy for no reason.

On stage!

Wang Cong continued to expand the topic: "I heard that the cross talk industry held another meeting two days ago. ”

Zhou Demin: "What do you say? ”

Wang Cong said jokingly: "There is no place to talk about cross talk, so there is only a meeting left." ”

Zhou Demin: "I went there to practice the basic skills." ”

Wang Cong continued: "Hold a meeting where you want to be elegant cross talk. Ah, all the elite award-winning actors are all together, in the Ru family, seven days, Super 9, Khan Ting,"

Zhou Demin: "What a mess,"

Sigh~~~

Wang Cong said very indifferently: "Held in these hotels." ”

Zhou Demin said cooperatively: "Hey. Find a good place. ”

Wang Cong continued: "Later, an expert, an expert in the cross talk industry, Wang Moumou. ”

Zhou Demin: "Experts don't dare to leave their full names. ”

Sigh~~~

The audience roared and cheered, applauded, and burst into laughter.

"This Wang Cong doesn't mean to say that Wang Zongling is ......"

"Recently, they also had a meeting with Wang Zongling..."

"Damn, I feel like Wang Cong is going crazy again..."

"Wang... I feel that Wang Cong is talking about Wang Zongling..."

......

Wang Cong waited for the applause to subside slightly, and then said, "Let me go home." ”

Zhou Demin: "Oh? ”

Wang Cong learned from Wang Moumou's words and said: "Go home, Comrade Xiao Wang go home." Let me tell you what it means to be elegant and vulgar. ”

Zhou Demin: "Say." ”

Wang Cong also said: "It's not appropriate not to go, let's go." ”

Zhou Demin agreed: "You have to go." ”

Wang Cong: "As soon as I entered the door, heh, there were people in the house, and there were couplets hanging on the wall, and the cultural atmosphere was very strong." ”

Zhou Demin: "How do you write couplets?" ”

Wang Cong: "I have been lying on the beach for two and a half years, and today the waves hit me and turned over." ”

Zhou Demin: "Oh? ”

Wang Cong: "When I looked, this is a bastard." ”

Zhou Demin: "Oops. The expert guesses a riddle. ”

Sigh~~~

", I'll just say it, this Wang Cong is really... Ouch... Hahaha..."

"I have been lying on the beach for two and a half years, and today the waves hit me and turned over... It's really like Wang Ba..."

"Zhou Demin also learned badly, and he was an expert to guess a riddle..."

"Yes, Wang Cong is obviously referring to Sang scolding Huaina, that's a riddle..."

"Ouch... Hahaha... Wang Cong: This is really no one..."

Fortunately, Wang Zongling and Ji Xianhai had already left, otherwise when they heard Wang Cong say this, they might have gone directly to the hospital.

Li Lingwei muttered in her mouth, saying that she didn't even hear Liang Qizhen beside her, Liang Qizhen had already been laughed at by what Wang Cong said, although she didn't lean forward and backward, but she also lowered her head and shoulders and twitched all the time, obviously trying to control it. (To be continued.) )