Chapter 0042 - Immoral Terminology
The little policeman Hua Ou Xiaolei has just graduated from the police academy and was admitted to the bureau, and was appointed as the captain of the second criminal investigation section because of her excellent professional skills and super work ability.
Although her career is developing well and there are many suitors, the only thing that makes the girl unhappy is a certain part of her body.
The face is delicate and handsome, and the figure is tall and slender, but the fly in the ointment is that there are two areas that are not very competitive, and they have not been very "prominent" all the time, and they have always been in the position of "mediocre face".
What made her even more angry was her aunt Ou Mingming, who was not to mention her beautiful appearance, and her figure was even more superb.
Tall, tall, long-legged and thin-waisted, what's even more infuriating is that those two places are also extremely proud, in the words of the uninformed male police officers in the police station, it is a goddess-level convex and backward.
What made Ou Xiaolei most unconvinced was that her aunt Ou Mingming was secretly rated as "the first buttock of the Dongpu Branch" by a few shallow guys, which is also the reason why she has been secretly competing with her aunt.
If you don't fight hard work or laziness, you won't be long-sighted.
Now this blind-eyed Lin Feng actually added a very immoral phrase in front of his figure - "washboard", which instantly ignited the fire of the little police flower Ou Xiaolei.
"You say 'washboard' again?" the little policewoman's eyes fluttered.
"'Washboard'......, 'washboard', 'washboard', don't you want to say it if you look like this?" Lin Feng said heartlessly, while pointing to the upper and lower parts of the little police flower Ou Xiaolei, "Look, haven't you noticed, just your 'airport' body can't be called a woman at all, it doesn't feel like it, don't say it, make up that matter to designate someone to put it aside!"
The little police officer Ou Xiaolei has already left her anger, she really didn't expect that there are such brazen and unappreciative villains in the world.
So the next moment, the little police flower rotated left and right, and finally found a fire hydrant in the corner of the garage, so he walked towards Lin Feng without saying a word.
Only then did Lin Feng realize that the "little pepper from the police station" in front of him was going to be unfavorable to him, so he said while retreating: "You, you, you...... What do you want to do, you you...... I can tell you, in a moment I will have our 'fairy sister' expel you......"
His words did not make Ou Xiaolei stop, but aroused the other party's anger even more, and before the words fell, he saw the red fire hydrant sweeping towards his head.
Lin Feng dodged left and right, and shouted as he dodged, "Hey, hey...... You're taking gunpowder, and if you don't stop, you're going to fight back......"
The little police flower not only didn't listen to the greeting, but yelled hoarsely: "You bastard, shut up, curse the old lady to be a 'washboard', see if I don't smash your front teeth!"
Saying this, Ou Xiaolei picked up the fire hydrant and struck Lin Feng like crazy.
In the case that he couldn't bear it anymore, Lin Feng turned around and rushed behind Ou Xiaolei, and then stumbled lightly with his feet and stretched out his arms to hold the crumbling little police flower in his arms.
In order to prevent Ou Xiaolei from endangering herself again, Lin Feng shook off the fire hydrant in the girl's hand, took advantage of the situation to clasp the girl's vein and said, "Crazy woman, stop it, or Lao Tzu will strip you naked and hang you on the balcony to sunbathe!"
The girl Ou Xiaolei's eyes flashed fiercely, she stared at Lin Feng's eyes viciously and roared: "Let go of my scumbag, otherwise I will report to warn you for a burglary and an attempt to rape a policewoman!"
Lin Feng was stunned for a moment, and then said with a smile: "I can still serve the rape of the policewoman, but I think it's a bit out of place to rob the house, sister, this is the villa of Deputy Director Ou, what is your little nanny pretending to be half a garlic!"
The little policeman stared at Lin Feng coldly and said: "This is my house, this house is a birthday gift from my mother, if Ou Ming dares to prostitute you dirty 'stinky duck' here, I will even throw her out!"
Seeing Lin Feng stunned, the little policewoman suddenly broke free from Lin Feng's embrace, casually pressed a button at the doorpost, and then went to pick up the fire hydrant on the ground and prepared to attack again.
Just then, the hall door opened, and a white and chubby woman ran out of the hall.
"Miss is back, why don't you say hello first, hey, who is this gentleman?" said the white fat woman with a smile on her face, and then looked at Lin Feng Zou suspiciously.
"Mother Wu, call the police to rob this...... Rape ...... Grab it...... After a while, I waited for Ou Mingming to come back...... "The little policewoman Ou Mingming wanted to say something, but she stopped talking."
As soon as Mother Wu heard that the police were called, she immediately questioned: "Miss, aren't you and Miss Ming Ming both policemen?" Besides, this and this...... This gentleman also ......"
It seemed that Lin Feng's identity was a bit complicated, and the girl Ou Xiaolei didn't want to do anything wrong, so she said to Lin Feng coldly: "'Little Cowherd', don't get out of here, this is my Ou Xiaolei's home." Ou is obviously my aunt, but my name is written on the title deed, which means that I am the owner here. If you don't leave again, I'll kick you out with a pair of immoral dogs and men when Ou Ming comes!"
Ou Xiaolei's angry words finally allowed Lin Feng to sort out the complicated relationship between this pair of "aunts and nephews", but then he found a serious problem, this is not a "place to stay with a grandfather".
It seems that if he doesn't leave, maybe even the "fairy sister" Ou Mingming will be expelled, so it's better to open the way by himself.
Thinking of this, Lin Feng walked towards Ou Mingming's Audi A6......
"What are you doing, you still want to cheat money and cars, look at your little talent!" Ou Xiaolei looked at Lin Feng with disdain and continued, "Go, go...... Roll away, this car was also given to Ou Mingming by my mother, if you are a man, don't rely on women to eat soft rice!"
Lin Feng was completely stunned! Not because of how rich Ou Xiaolei's mother was, but because of the tricky and mean little policewoman.
This "man's wife" is so ruthless and unjust, I want to curse her for not being able to marry for a hundred years.
If you have money, you will hang yourself? Lao Tzu has no money and has not seen him suffocated to death by urine.
Thinking of this, Lin Feng pulled out his canvas camouflage bag from the Audi A6 and put it on his shoulder, then turned around and said: "'Airport', today you made Lao Tzu unhappy, and when you want to be cool in the future, I will see that Lao Tzu is not thirsty to death!"
Saying this, the grandson dragged away very proudly......
……
Early in the morning, foggy.
Wanghai City, Dongpu Development Zone, a cramped alley.
The damp ground was shiny and watery, and a few dirty wild dogs were frantically chasing a bone.
At this moment, a tall figure broke through the dense fog and ran out of the depths of the alley, followed by five men armed with kitchen knives.