This is the second time that Xiaobai has been called a big fool today, even the second time in his life. Pen Fun Pavilion wWw. ｂiquge。 The ones in the info live broadcast room don't count, because those are called by the painter's beautiful woman.

From the moment he arrived at the gate of the Academy of Fine Arts, Xiaobai realized that something was wrong. In a bet he made in the live broadcast room, someone really came to paint his body, which already shows that there are moles in the live broadcast room.

When painting the body, the painter and the beautiful woman called herself a big fool, and now Ling Wei Duoduo called herself a big fool, and both of them are women. This series of information is strung together, and Xiaobai can't help but be sensitive.

"You're the beautiful painter?" Xiaobai replied.

"What do you think?"

"It's really you, I didn't expect you to be really a big beauty. "If Xiaobai can't guess like this, he's really an idiot.

"Yo, I was so shy just now, but now I'm so shy, it's really changeable!" Ling Wei Duoduo did not deny it.

Now that it was confirmed, Xiaobai chatted boldly with confidence: "That's, we are the king of acting, what are we acting like." ”

"You just blow it, you big fool, it's almost the same if you fool others. ”

Several live broadcasts have been watched by her, and Xiaobai knows that the red face syndrome can't be hidden, so he decided to avoid it: "What, you missed me just after you broke up? Why didn't you confess directly if you liked me just now?" I will give you a chance." ”

may be because of the habit of making trouble in the live broadcast room, Xiaobai and Ling Wei Duoduo chatted in WeChat without pressure. Unlike Yang Liying, the little witch, Xiaobai has pressure invisibly and is a little afraid of her.

"You die, you want to be beautiful. A large number of the girls who chased this girl were lined up a few streets away. You take your time and line up to go. ”

Ling Wei Duoduo is also a good person, and the two of them are opponents in chess.

Xiaobai thinks about it, this girl has to be talented and good-looking, and it is estimated that there are really a lot of people chasing her. But we can't let her be arrogant, otherwise we won't be able to cure her in the live broadcast room in the future. So he replied: "Then forget it, there are too many beautiful women who like me, and I can't keep busy." ”

Xiaobai doesn't have to pay taxes if he brags.

"Xiaobai, you're shameless again. The phrase that the eagle eats chickens like to say in the live broadcast room actually made Ling Wei Duoduo learn it.

Mo Xiaobai can't pretend, after all, this is not a public performance, and it lacks an atmosphere. At this time, the car had arrived at the gate of the community, and Xiaobai got out of the car and walked home, ignoring the girl.

After returning home, Mo Xiaobai took off the bath towel, exhaled the super live broadcast equipment again, and enjoyed it as a 360-degree all-round mirror without dead ends.

Xiaobai thought to himself, Ling Wei Duoduo, this big beauty is indeed quite talented, this painting is really beautiful, Xiaobai himself can't put it down, and can't help but take a picture with a flight tracking camera, and it stinks a little.

But when it came time to clean, it was miserable.

Painted paintings look very good on the body, but it is a big trouble to clean, and after washing with hot water, you have to rub vigorously to wash them clean.

This wash has broken Xiaobai. The front ones are easy to do, at most it takes a little time, but the ones behind them are really troublesome. In many places, Xiaobai's hands can't reach it at all, and where he can, he can't use his strength.

Xiaobai had no choice, so he exhaled the flight follower as a mirror, and used a large bath towel to rub it back and forth, which took nearly an hour to clean up his whole body, and directly discarded a large bath towel.

We should catch Ling Wei Duoduo and rub her back!Mo Xiaobai thought fiercely.

Of course, this is just a thought. Ling Wei Duoduo is a quality girl, there are definitely a lot of people chasing behind her, and they don't know how good the conditions are. Mo Xiaobai thinks that like him, he can really only think about it, and it is almost the same as her making trouble in the live broadcast room and WeChat.

In the final analysis, Mo Xiaobai's foundation is too thin, and his guts are not fat enough.

This cleaning directly delayed Xiaobai's lunch.

When he returned home from the Academy of Fine Arts, it was already noon, and with the delay in cleaning, it was almost two o'clock in the afternoon, but now Xiaobai hadn't eaten lunch yet. It seems that there is no way to broadcast in the afternoon, Xiaobai has to get food first, he is already hungry.

It's just that Xiaobai thought that there might be many people waiting in the live broadcast room, so he decided to start the broadcast to explain to everyone.

Isn't everything possible to broadcast live now? It should be okay for us to blow water with everyone while cooking, at least we can give an explanation to the people in the live broadcast room.

Sure enough, as soon as Xiaobai started broadcasting, many people watched the broadcast information and clicked in.

"Dead Xiaobai, what are you doing?" and it was the most active eagle eating chicks again.

"Cooking, I didn't see me chopping vegetables! Xiaobai said in a daze.

"I didn't expect you to be a big man who can cook. ”

Hey, Ling Wei Duoduo actually appeared again, has this girl been soaking in the stars all day long? But think about it, she is still a few days away from school, and she should still have a lot of time to play.

It's just that Xiaobai has found a creditor now, and he decided to brush this girl well.

Don't rush, take your time.

"That is, we started to take care of ourselves when we were teenagers, and cooking is a little meaningful. Xiaobai said in a dragging voice.

The eagle eats the chicken: "Take care of yourself as a teenager? ”

This can ask Xiaobai's sore spot. It's just that so many years have passed, and Xiaobai is not sad anymore. So he said very calmly: "Yes, my parents died in a car accident when I was 16 years old. ”

Brother Fan can even say that he is a pig killer, and Xiaobai feels that it doesn't matter if he says it.

Eagle Eats Chick: "Really?"

"Have you ever ever joked with the lives of your parents?" replied indifferently.

It's embarrassing, as soon as Xiaobai said this, the people in the live broadcast room didn't know what to say. Everyone makes trouble, but they will never joke about other people's sad things, but they don't know how to comfort them.

It's cold, it's really cold.

Xiaobai caused trouble by himself, and he had to save the scene himself: "I said Ling Wei Duoduo, you can make me miserable today." ”

Ling Wei Duoduo: "What's wrong. ”

This noisy girl is still sympathetic to Xiaobai's sad experience, so she speaks quite politely, completely unaware that Xiaobai is ready to use her to save the scene.

"That raise of yours, but it made everyone happy, I was miserable. Do you know why I haven't eaten until now?" asked Xiaobai.

Ling Wei Duoduo: "Why?"

"To wash off the paint. I hid in the bathroom, rubbed hard for more than an hour, and used a large bath towel to rub my whole body red before I washed it clean. Xiaobai continued to pave the way.

As soon as the topic shifted, the atmosphere in the live broadcast room recovered.

The eagle eats the chicken: "Xiaobai, you should take a bath live." ”

"That is, if you miss the big scene, Xiaobai is not kind. ”

……

Ling Wei Duoduo sent a long list of laughing emojis.

"Chicken ba, you pervert, you go away. I'm a straight man. Xiaobai said.

"Duoduo, I regretted one thing I didn't do. Xiaobai continued.

Ling Wei Duoduo: "What's the matter?"

"I thought, why didn't I catch Ling Wei Duoduo back and rub my back? Xiaobai finally gave the final blow, and then laughed wildly to himself.

Ling Wei Duoduo: "Stinky Xiaobai, you dead rascal." ”

Then, the angry Ling Wei Duoduo began to smash and move bricks.

At this moment, the atmosphere in the live broadcast room finally rose.

PS: The biggest fun of codewords is that people often say that our books are good-looking, not bad...... Well, I woke up today and saw a few more, and I was in a good mood.

Don't stop recommending tickets, make me feel a little more beautiful, so that I can write this more lewdly. -_-