"Chapter 163: The Fuse of the Great War - Urine River"
Seeing more and more ghosts gathered in the Stygian Coin Factory not far away, the more than 100 disciples of Maoshan muttered quietly. Pen Fun Pavilion wWw. biquge。 info
"Second Senior Brother, what are these ghosts doing here?"
"That's right, there are too many ghosts, I'm afraid there are thousands of them in front of me!"
"Second Senior Brother, have you ever seen this kind of thing before?"
"Tsk, this scene is spectacular! Look, these ghosts have all stopped at the factory gate!"
"Hey, what are they doing, it looks like there's a long queue?
"Hey, it's too far away, it's dark, I can't see what they're doing!"
"I'm so curious, Second Senior Brother, do you know what they're doing?"
The second senior brother, who was constantly asked by the junior brothers, also looked at the shocking scene in front of him with a stunned face, and replied angrily: "You ask me, I ask who to go!"
Most of their Maoshan disciples are in their twenties, and they have spent most of their time cultivating in Maoshan since they were children, and rarely go down the mountain.
After a while, everyone reacted from the shock and began to whisper again.
"What the hell is going on with this factory?"
"I don't think it's easy here!"
"Tsk, is this the legendary entrance to hell?
"Poof, Eighth Senior Brother, your imagination is too rich!"
"The entrance to the underworld is in the ghost gate of the ghost city of Xudu, thousands of miles away, there is no such common sense, you are still a disciple of Maoshan Mountain!"
"Hey, can't this be the back door of the Netherworld Mansion? Many of our courtyards in Maoshan have back doors, maybe the Underworld also has them!"
"Hehe, Eighth Senior Brother, you tease!"
"I think what Senior Brother Eighth said makes sense!"
"Ninth Senior Brother, you are also a joke!"
"Hahaha!"
The national security personnel who were lying together with this group of Maoshan disciples twitched wildly at this time, with a black line on their heads, sweating violently in their hearts, and said secretly:
Is this really a disciple of the famous Maoshan Taoist Academy on the rivers and lakes?
How do you feel more stupid than the other!
How could such a tall place in Maoshan teach such a group of comic apprentices?
It can't be the wrong person, right?
The national security personnel secretly glanced at the dress of the Maoshan disciple next to him with suspicion, and saw that he was dressed in a decent white Taoist robe and carrying a peach wood sword about four feet long, which was indeed the standard dress of a Maoshan Taoist priest.
After confirming that this group of comic youths was indeed Maoshan disciples, the sacred aura of the Maoshan Sect in the hearts of this national security officer instantly dimmed a lot.
This group of Maoshan disciples themselves didn't know that they had unknowingly reduced the glorious image of the Maoshan Sect a lot in an instant, if the Maoshan Sect was in charge of Zhuge Zhenren here, they would definitely be spurted out by this group of heartless guys!
At this time, a Maoshan disciple who was about fifteen or sixteen years old, the youngest, approached the second senior brother and said anxiously: "Second senior brother, I want to pee! I can't hold it back!"
The second senior brother looked at this little junior brother speechlessly, and said seriously: "Little junior brother, our Maoshan disciples pay the most attention to self-cultivation, not arrogant or impatient, calm and calm in case of trouble, this time we are here to save the senior brother, are you not afraid of attracting the attention of the enemy when you pee now? Why don't you solve your own physiological problems in advance, you are too serious about this operation, you should really learn from the second senior brother and me, see how much I have the demeanor of a general!"
The little junior brother's face was already a little red at this time, and he hurriedly said: "Second senior brother, the orange juice on the plane is really delicious, and it's free, I drank six cups, and the other senior brothers also drank it!
The second senior brother had a stunned expression on his face, smiled embarrassedly, and said: "Hehe, little junior brother, you remember it so clearly, hehe, hey, then let a few senior brothers accompany you to pee, remember not to be exposed! It's very dangerous here now! Hey, which of you accompany the little junior brother to pee?"
The second senior brother turned around and asked, and as soon as he finished speaking, someone from the junior brothers behind him responded:
"I'll go with the little junior brother, it's dark, I'm afraid that the little junior brother will fall!"
"I'll go too, the little junior brother may not know the way, it's better for me to accompany him!"
"And me, that, by the way, the little junior brother likes me the most, without me by his side, he will definitely cry!"
"Add me, my kung fu is better, if I meet a Yin soldier, I can cover the escape of the little junior brother!"
"That, I'll go too, I'll go that, in short, it's better for me to follow!"
The national security personnel on the side looked at this group of shameless Maoshan disciples, sweated a little more in their hearts, and said secretly:
If you want to pee together, just say okay!
You're not tired!
Nima is still afraid of falling when it's dark, afraid of getting lost, and afraid of encountering Yin soldiers!
I believe you a ball!
The second senior brother also had a cold sweat on his face, and said speechlessly: "Eh, then you can go together, remember to be careful!"
After getting the consent of the second senior brother, several Maoshan disciples hurriedly pulled the little junior brother and ran down the hillside, looking at the anxious appearance of these people, it is estimated that they are not lightly suffocated.
After ten minutes, the peeing man came back and continued to hide on the hillside to observe, and after half an hour, the little junior brother came to the second senior brother again and said, "Second senior brother, I want to pee again!"
The second senior brother was speechless for a while, and reluctantly agreed, this time there were more than a dozen people who wanted to accompany the little junior brother to pee, of course, there were also excuses, watching this group of people roaring down the hill, the second senior brother sweated wildly in his heart, and said:
Are the drinks on the plane so good?
How many drinks have you all had!
If you want to pee, you can go, and you can find so many excuses, it's really insulting to the prestige of my Maoshan Sect!
The second senior brother thought righteously, completely forgetting his heroic deeds of drinking eight glasses of Coke on the plane!
But after half an hour, the second senior brother didn't think so anymore, because he himself also came to pee, and he was embarrassed to bring it up in public, so he had to hold it first, hold it back, and couldn't help it, he kept looking in the direction of the little junior brother, and roared in his heart: "Little junior brother, why don't you go to pee, I can accompany you this time, little junior brother, come over quickly, say you want to pee!"
After holding it for a long time, the little junior brother still didn't move, the second senior brother was so suffocated by urine at this time that his muscles were already bruised, his face was red and his ears were red, he couldn't help it, he came to the side of a junior brother who had just gone to pee, and asked embarrassedly: "That, junior brother, where did you pee just now?"
This junior brother was stunned for a moment, and then showed a look of understanding that I understood, and whispered: "About a hundred meters down the hillside, there is a small path with a small pit on it, which is both hidden and safe!"
The second senior brother glanced at this junior brother gratefully, then stood up, coughed lightly, and said, "That, who else is going to pee together?"
The juniors and disciples were stunned for a moment, and suddenly responded.
"Me!"
"Count me in!"
"And me!"
"I'll go too!"
This time, more than 20 people responded!
Looking at the more than 20 Maoshan disciples who ran down the hillside like a gust of wind whistling, the national security personnel were powerless to complain, and they didn't know what to say in their hearts, so they could only hang their heads helplessly, looking forward to this operation not being messed up by this group of teasers!
This group of Maoshan Taoist priests almost drank all the drinks in the cabin on the plane, this will finally come retribution, wave after wave, playing the relay race, you sing and I appear, take turns to go to the toilet, everyone went to the toilet almost three or four times, and by the last group of people finished urinating, the small pit under the hillside has been filled and overflowed, flowing into a spectacular river, which makes people unbearable to look at directly.
This group of Maoshan Taoist priests would never have dreamed that the urine river they created would become the fuse of tonight's battle!