Although Pan Dongmei is over forty years old, she is still a Golden Saint Seiya, and the classmates in the class have discussed many times whether their dear homeroom teacher is still a yellow flower girl, but the answer to this kind of question is only known to Pan Dongmei herself, and in the end, it will be over. Pen Fun Pavilion wWw. ｂiquge。 ｉｎfo

Yang Wei wrote such a leave note, in addition to making a joke about his buddies, he also wanted to make a whole tigress Pan Dongmei by the way. Judging from the current situation, Pan Dongmei obviously hasn't realized the meaning of a pun on fire.

"Well, I'm on fire all over. If you put out the fire, of course, of course, you will go to cupping...", Lin Zifeng replied stubbornly.

The word cupping came out, and the whole class leaned forward and backward with laughter, Yang Wei sat in his seat and gave him a thumbs up from a distance, as if to say, "High, brother, you are really tall!"

"Cupping?" Pan Dongmei showed a questioning expression on her face, of course she herself had also pulled out cupping, and the time was about forty minutes, which coincided with the time of a class.

"Teacher, if you don't believe me, I'll take off my clothes to show you now," Lin Zifeng showed his big move, and he was about to take off his shirt.

"Stop, stop!" Pan Dongmei hurriedly signaled to stop, "There are so many female classmates in the class, what does it look like to undress here?"

Lin Zifeng smiled at the corner of his mouth, no matter how powerful the tigress is, she has her weakness, Lin Zifeng knows that as long as she shows this trick, Pan Dongmei will have no way to question it anymore.

"Even if you take a leave of absence for the first class, but you are still late for the second class, so let's stay and clean up after school today, remember, don't take the next example!" Pan Dongmei said with a stern expression.

Lin Zifeng replied and returned to his seat, but cleaning up after school was the least severe among Pan Dongmei's "torture", fortunately she didn't ask herself to copy the "Lanting Collection Preface" a hundred times, nor did she let herself complete a complete set of mock exam papers in one night.

After Lin Zifeng sat down, he kicked Yang Wei who was sitting in front of him hard, and said in a low voice, "Impotence, you have a spring, what kind of leave note did you write for me!"

Yang Wei turned his head and smiled obscenely, "Didn't you ask me to write casually, besides, what I wrote is also true, you took a little beauty to class early in the morning and hurriedly walked outside the school, not to put out the fire, but to go shopping?"

Lin Zifeng glared at him, "I'm just going shopping..."

Yang Wei's face was written with ten thousand disbelief, "Hey, what is the origin of that little beauty, why did it fall into your clutches?"

Lin Zifeng only gave him four words, "No comment!"

Yao Mengqi, the school flower sitting in the front left row, secretly glanced at Lin Zifeng in class, although she also knew that the leave slip was just a joke, but she also vaguely knew in her heart that Lin Zifeng's skipping class must be related to the beautiful woman she saw in the morning, what is the relationship between the two of them...

Unconsciously it was the last English class in the morning, Lin Zifeng was hungry and sleepy at this time, although the English teacher was a recognized beauty teacher in the first middle school, but he still couldn't stand the boring content of the class, Lin Zifeng held his chin with one hand, and his two eyelids fought up and down, almost sleepwalking to the realm of too void. Suddenly, I saw Yang Wei turn around and said with great interest, "Crazy, let's make a bet, how about a bet on adding a chicken leg at noon?"

Lin Zifeng's eyes lit up after hearing this, after shopping with Anna in the morning, Lin Zifeng's living expenses this month had already been seriously overrun, and he was ready to rely on instant noodles for the remaining ten days.

"Don't bet on chicken legs, just bet on a meal at noon, dishes, whatever!" Lin Zifeng said as he pushed the boat down the river.

"Okay", Yang Wei looked even more excited. Lu Guang, who was sitting in front of him, also whispered, "This bet is good, count me again, there will be braised pork to eat in the canteen at noon today!"

Lin Zifeng and Yang Wei looked at each other and smiled, as long as they mentioned food, they must have Lu Guang's share. "Say, bet on what?"

"Just bet...", Yang Wei raised his eyebrows, pretending to be mysterious, "Just bet on our beautiful teacher Zhou Lili, what color Xiao Nene is wearing today!"

"This won't work", Lin Zifeng immediately waved his hand and said, "Teacher Zhou's little Nene, you know better than her mother, aren't we bound to lose?

Lin Zifeng didn't want to take advantage of it, and he had to lose the money for a meal, so how many bags of Master Kong could he buy!

"Don't, don't, otherwise, I'll only pick one color, as long as I don't hit, even if I lose, it's always okay, right?" Yang Wei conceded and said.

Lin Zifeng and Lu Guang glanced at each other, feeling that this would make the odds much greater, so they reluctantly agreed, "Then come on." ”

Yang Wei smiled, he had already practiced a stunt of peeking at the bottom of the skirt, and he had been observing the changes in Zhou Lili's little neene for a week, according to the frequency and order of her replacement, Yang Wei was almost certain that Zhou Lili must be wearing pink neene today.

"Hmm...", Yang Wei showed an uncertain expression, and said after half a minute, "Lili was wearing white yesterday, and today, I guess, is pink." ”

"Are you sure?" Lin Zifeng asked, and after getting an affirmative answer, Lin Zifeng patted the table lightly, "Buy and leave, Lu Guang and I are not pink." ”

Zhou Lili was reading the text at this time, while walking back and forth along the aisle between the desks. The three people who had already placed their bets waited for ten minutes before finally waiting for Zhou Lili to walk in their direction.

Yang Wei already grasped a palm-sized mirror in his palm, and as a pair of stiletto heels slowly approached, Yang Wei's right hand gradually drooped down, stepping on the round mirror under his feet to get ready.

Quack, quack... , Zhou Lili had already walked to Yang Wei's side, Lu Guang and Lin Zifeng both lowered their heads, ostensibly reading the text, but in fact, their eyes were aimed at the small open space that Zhou Lili was about to cross.

Suddenly, just as Zhou Lili's footsteps were about to fall, the mirror under Yang Wei's feet slipped out without a single bit, and in his precise force control, the mirror slid to the bottom of Zhou Lili's open skirt accurately.

With a sudden click, the high heels stepped on where they shouldn't have fallen, and the slender heel instantly cracked the mirror, and Zhou Lili only took half a step at this time!

The abnormal sound at her feet attracted Zhou Lili's attention, and she looked down under her skirt with a slightly puzzled expression.

Yang Wei has the heart to die, this is going to be discovered by the teacher, how will he mix in the first middle school in the future? The most important thing is that he can no longer peek at the bottom of Zhou Lili's skirt with a mirror, what fun is there in school!

At this moment, a loud voice suddenly sounded behind Yang Wei, "Report to the teacher!"

This voice directly covered the sound of the students and reading the text, and all the students, including Teacher Zhou Lili, looked up at Lin Zifeng, who was standing up behind Yang Wei.

Zhou Lili frowned, students like Lin Zifeng belong to the category of semi-giving up in her eyes, as long as they are not naughty in class, Zhou Lili who just sleeps or something will turn a blind eye to it, but now it seems that he is going to deliberately disrupt the order of the class.

"Lin Zifeng, what do you want to say?" asked Zhou Lili angrily.

I thought that what he was going to say was nothing more than wanting to go to the toilet, or wanting to ask for leave or something like skipping class, but I didn't expect Lin Zifeng to say, "Teacher, I saw you at ten o'clock last night, just in..."

Lin Zifeng still wanted to continue, Zhou Lili's face had already changed greatly, she hurriedly took a few steps forward, and directly pressed Lin Zifeng's lips with a finger, and her cheeks were crimson.

Lin Zifeng didn't expect Zhou Lili to panic to such an extent, and the tip of his nose smelled a good smell of perfume from the index finger on his lips.

"This matter, after class, after class, you sit down first", Zhou Lili realized that she was a little out of shape, and deliberately said with a straight face, "Now, continue to follow me to read the text, Forthousandsofyears..."

The English classroom returned to an orderly atmosphere, and Yang Wei had already taken advantage of Lin Zifeng's amazing move just now to pick up all the mirror fragments on the ground.

"Crazy, awesome! Brother today thanks to you for saving his life," Yang Wei said admiringly, "You really saw her last night?"

Lin Zifeng shook his head casually, "Of course not." ”

"Ah, is this okay?" Even Lu Guang was confused.

"Didn't you see the color reflected before the mirror was stepped on?" Lin Zifeng asked.

Speaking of this stubble, Yang Wei suddenly became depressed, "See, it's actually white!"

Lin Zifeng smiled, "Before the bet, didn't you say that Zhou Lili was also wearing white yesterday? This means that she didn't go home last night." And if I want to say in front of the whole class, where did I see her last night, can she not be afraid?"

Yang Wei and Lu Guang finally nodded in a sudden realization, but then Yang Wei suddenly realized a very serious problem, "I'll it, Zhou Lili didn't go home last night, she actually went out to wave!"

Lin Zifeng was completely speechless, and said lightly, "Let's talk about it first, two chicken thighs and an omelette at noon, and then add a chopped pepper fish head!"

Lu Guang smiled from ear to ear, stretching out four short and fat fingers, "I want four portions of braised pork!"

Yang Weisheng glanced at the two of them lovelessly, "I'm not afraid of dying..."

When Lin Zifeng appeared in the cafeteria at noon, he unexpectedly caused a small commotion, he opened his mobile phone and saw that the post on the school forum that said that he was chasing the school flower on the street has become more popular, and the number of replies has exceeded 1,000.

However, this is all because of Anna's appearance, and the alumni have given her the nickname, because of her unexpected words and behaviors, calling her the little demon girl. With the addition of the little demon girl, the story of the goddess of the silk confession soon took a turn and turned into a love triangle that was cut and unorganized, which completely stimulated the gossip enthusiasm of the students in the school.

"Little demon girl?" This title is quite suitable for her, recalling Anna's various deeds, Lin Zifeng nodded very approvingly. Fortunately, he wisely did not bring Anna to school, otherwise Yang Wei would not have been able to enjoy the free meal provided.

Seeing the photos of Anna being secretly taken on the forum, Lin Zifeng suddenly remembered whether Anna was also having lunch at this time. I wanted to look for her outside the school after eating, but I thought that after such a long time, Anna should have already gone home from shopping, so I dispelled this idea.

After finally finishing all the classes in the afternoon, Lin Zifeng stayed and spent half an hour cleaning the classroom, until the school became empty, he picked up his schoolbag and walked outside the school.

"Hey, boy, stop!" Before he left the school gate, Lin Zifeng was stopped on the path next to the playground.

He saw three people appear in front of him, the first two tall and fierce on their faces, and the third person behind him sitting on the stone steps, smoking a cigarette in his mouth, apparently the leader of the three.

"Lin Zifeng, right?

The other person dyed a pinch of yellow hair on his head, and then laughed for a while before saying, "Just with your virtue, you still have a love triangle with the school flower and the little demon girl?

Huang Mao spat a mouthful of thick phlegm at Lin Zifeng's feet, "Tell me, what's her name, which school is it? ”

Huang Mao held up the mobile phone screen in front of Lin Zifeng, showing a photo that was secretly taken and uploaded to the school forum, Anna!