Chapter 0399 - You're a Soldier Too?
As soon as he heard Lin Feng say this, Fan Dagongzi immediately glared at him and sighed: "Hey, brother, look at you, you are my brother's good brother! I am embarrassed to admit that I want to help my brother, but I am really my brother's brother!"
Saying this, Fan Dagongzi slapped the little bad seed Lin Feng on the shoulder and continued, "Hey, don't say it, you are my Fan Jian's own brother, and in the future, I will mix with my brother, and I will ensure that I will 'double fly' every day, 'three Ps' every night, and 'bed battles' on Saturdays and Sundays, just in time to borrow the holidays and my brother will take you to Thailand to play that 'family photo'!"
Maybe the high-ranking officials can't attract Lin Feng's mind, and the right to fame can't shake Lin Feng's will.
However, these good projects in the mouth of the flower shirt Fan Dagongzi, Young Master Lin is really interested.
"Then that, what you said is true?" The next time, Lin Feng became interested.
"It's absolutely true, like a fake!" Fan Gongzi of the flower shirt looked sincere.
"Then can you tell me a reason why I have to go?" Lin Feng, the little bad seed, still didn't believe that this down-and-out flower shirt Fan Gongzi could make himself "sexually happy".
"Hey, brother, look at you, I haven't seen it," Fan Jian looked disdainful, and then told Lin Feng with a fluttering eyebrow, "Brother will be the king of soldiers in the whole military region, but my brother trains during the day, and at night he goes to the nearby village to have an affair with a little lady named Widow Wang, don't hide it from my brother, that girl, that is called a ......."
Fan Jian's mouth was like a river, gushing endlessly, and he was talking like spittle, and the sky was dark.
“…… Yanjing's water entertainment hall 'Water World' knows, the boss is a buddy who used to mess with me, and there are more special services in it......"
Fan Dagongzi's wrinkled white face was slightly red under the influence of alcohol, and he looked very proud, and then he saw him tightly hugging Lin Feng's shoulder and said: "I think back then, my brother was alone in it, bravely entering their 'Longtan Tiger's Den', what 'Enchanting Thirteen Palaces', what 'Ice and Fire Poison Longtan', what 'Life and Death Leisure Chair', what 'One Arrow Pierces the Heart Bed', when my brother came out, it was already a blood-stained silver gun!"
"Oh wow, senior!" Lin Feng widened his bull's eyes, listened with relish, and then couldn't help asking, "Brother, what is the 'Blue Blood Stained Silver Spear'?"
"Hey, brother, you still don't admit that you are 'Taoist' shallow, and you are not at the level of 'Life and Death Leisure Chair', five beauties, three of them came to the 'Great Aunt', so they 'stained the silver spear with blue blood', hahahaha...... Hee-hee-hee-hee...... You know the drop!"
After saying this, Fan Jian smiled obscenely.
The little villain Lin Feng was still dazed at first, and then he also understood the truth, so he also began to laugh lewdly.
Seeing that he really had fans, Fan Dagongzi immediately became interested: "Another time, my brother recruited prostitutes in Hong Kong's 'Polan Street', that was really ...... Hee-hee-hee-hee...... Hahahaha......"
"That's right, my brother, I'll also tell you about the time when my little brother was a mercenary in the Middle East, what Iraqi chicks, one is more sassy than the other, one is more than a wave, that's really ......"
Following the words of Fan Dagongzi, the little villain Lin Feng also began to talk about his romantic affairs.
As soon as he heard this thing say this, Fan Dagongzi's eyes immediately widened and said, "Hey, brother, you have also been a soldier?"
Hearing this, the little villain Lin Feng also widened his big bull's eyes and said, "That's right, brother, you are not a good soldier if you dare to love?"
"Hahaha, hey, hey, good brother, although my brother is not a good soldier, but he plays a good 'gun', all the girls say that your own brother is called a stick! hey, hey, hey!" Saying this, Fan Jian laughed evilly.
Hearing this, Young Master Lin immediately woke up: "You mean the 'gun' below, right, brother?"
Seeing that his newly recognized "brother" was on the road like this, Fan Dagongzi was instantly happy: "Hehehehe, yes, you can guess this, it's really my brother's brother, hahaha! hahaha......"
At the next moment, the two hugged each other, and then laughed loudly, and there was a feeling of hating each other.
The two women laughed unscrupulously in the street, making the crowd chill.
Everyone was still deeply dissatisfied with the actions of several gangsters of the "Black Tiger Gang", but it was indeed very happy to see the two "street heroes" teach these gangsters a lesson.
However, I didn't expect that these two "street heroes" were not clean people, looking at a group of gangsters who fell to the ground and groaning, they didn't rectify it, but exchanged the experience of the two disgusting people on the street to find a young lady.
Everyone has also heard of the prestige of the fancy shirt Fan Gongzi, according to people, he is the famous "happy prodigal son" in the city that never sleeps, eating, drinking, having fun, looking for flowers and asking willows to do everything, and has a superb record of "five women in the night battle are not weak".
I didn't expect that this young migrant worker is not a good bird, and he has to go to the Middle East to pick up a girl, and he is not an ordinary bad species!
Thinking of this, everyone avoided it one after another, lest they were infected with some flower willow disease.
"Naturally, it's so fateful, why don't our brothers go have another drink?" the playboy Fan Jian proposed.
The little villain Lin Feng touched his pocket, then took out a crumpled ten-yuan ticket and said, "Okay, yes, I just don't know if this ticket is enough?"
"Hey, brother, you can still pay for it with your brother, watch your brother. ”
Saying this, Fan Dagongzi let go of Lin Feng, carried the wine bottle, and staggered to the side of the group of thugs who fell to the ground and said, "I, Fan Jian, ...... with my brother today."
Speaking of this, Fan Jian suddenly thought of something, so he turned his face and asked Lin Feng, "Brother, what's your name?"
Hearing Fan Gongzi ask like this, Young Master Lin took it for granted and said, "Oh, my brother, my name is Lin Feng." ”
The next moment, the eldest prince of Fan said with a serious face: "Oh, by the way, I, Fan Jian, and my long-lost brother Lin Feng recognize each other today, on such a happy day, do you want to congratulate you?
In the next time, the playboy Fan Jian looked at the blue centipede and the others with an ambiguous expression.
As soon as the Fan Dagongzi approached him, the blue centipede Zhu Dahe and the others knew that there was nothing good, so they hurriedly struggled to retreat.
At this time, I heard the playboy Fan Jian say: "It's only a hundred thousand, the number is not big, don't be polite to my brother, give too many brothers, I'm really anxious with you!"
As soon as he heard that the eldest son of Fan was so brazen as a "lion opened his mouth", the blue centipede Zhu Dahe immediately trembled: "Whoa...... Fan Gongzi, you ...... You've always been ...... What does that mean?"
The blue centipede and others on the ground were probably also stupid by these two "brothers", and they were a little confused when they heard the words of Fan Dagongzi.
"What do you mean? Don't you understand it so clearly?" Saying this, Fan Jian squinted his eyes, twisted the five fingers of his right hand, and made a very clear action of twisting the money, and then added a narrator, "No more, just a million!"
The six thugs who fell to the ground instantly chilled, daring to love this playboy Fan Jian is not an ordinary "flower thief", but a "greedy villain flower thief".
If the prostitute lady doesn't give money, forget it, and ask the owner of the house for money, which is really fucking unreasonable!
However, depending on the situation, if you don't give it, you can't recognize a good brother on the street, and that good brother is still very good at fighting, which has to make the gangsters feel jealous and greet each other with a smile.
The next moment, all the gangsters were intimidated, and then they were accompanied by a smile.
Immediately afterwards, I saw the blue centipede whose face was beaten into a "pig's head" and said with a smiling face: "Fan Fan Fan...... Fan Gongzi, you see that our 'Black Tiger Gang' is nested in this place where birds don't, and there is no oil and water, what kind of money do we have!"
As soon as he heard this, Fan Dagongzi was instantly annoyed: "What? I beat me and my brother and I haven't paid any money, what the hell is the truth about this?"
Saying this, the playboy Fan Jiannong raised his eyebrows, raised the wine bottle and smashed it at the blue centipede's head......
Immediately afterwards, a crisp "click" was heard, and the huge black wine bottle instantly shattered like powder.
With a terrible scream, the blue centipede Zhu Dahe's already scarred face added a new color, and the flesh and blood were blurred in an instant!
Streams of black and shiny "red earthworms" flowed down from the blue centipede's head, forming red "railings" on his swollen face!
"Fan Gongzi, Fan Gongzi, your old subordinates are merciful, your old subordinates are merciful, you come out to mix and eat, you and you ......" The toad trembled and knelt on the ground, clasped his hands together, and begged for mercy in a form of worship.
"Well, if you say so, then I won't be embarrassed for you. ”
Saying this, Fan Jian took out a pack of Yellow Crane Towers from the pocket of his shirt and threw one to Lin Feng, then took out the lighter and lit it himself, and then threw the lighter to Lin Feng.
After settling down and taking a puff of cigarette, the playboy Fan Jian said to the toad: "My own brother was beaten by your 'Black Tiger Gang' and was seriously injured mentally and physically, so I will ......calculate carefully."
Saying this, Fan Jian even pinched his fingers and counted them decently.
In the end, seeing his face cold, he exclaimed: "Including my medical expenses, my brother's medical expenses, and our mental loss expenses, a total of one million yuan." Of course, the girl who has been soaking you for many years has not given money, and she slept with your sister-in-law a few days ago, so let's do it, those will be up to 200,000, and I will give 800,000 yuan......"
The toad and a few thugs who were quite awake almost fainted when they heard the number given by Fan Dagongzi.
At this moment, everyone is muttering in their hearts, this lewd thief Fan Jian really fucking eats people and doesn't spit out bones, just forget if she doesn't give money to Miss Prostitute here for many years, and now she has to beg for money from other people's bustards.