[34] Uncle, your wife is so stupid

When Li Xiaowu got up the next day, he looked at the thing raised under his crotch, nodded with satisfaction, and said secretly in his heart. Pen Γ— fun Γ— Pavilion www. biquge。 ο½‰ο½Žο½†ο½

"Damn, the spring dream I had last night was so cool, how nice it would be if I could do it again tonight, hehehe...... ”

When Li Xiaowu got up to wash his face and brush his teeth, Liu Xiaoping had already finished breakfast and watched the scenery on the balcony outside.

Seeing that Li Xiaowu got up, Liu Xiaoping said funny, "I also said that I was a legendary wine jar, but I fell unconscious after two glasses of Lafite, and a big man who drinks like you is estimated to be no one except you." ”

It is true that Li Xiaowu was unconscious after only drinking two glasses of Lafite last night, but he always felt that there was something wrong with the wine last night.

Li Xiaowu used to drink Lafite as plain water, not to mention that he was drunk and full, and he is still very puzzled, why he was dried down by two glasses of Lafite last night.

However, thinking of last night's wonderful spring dream, Li Xiaowu generously forgave the bottle of Lafite last night, and even hoped that the bottle of Lafite would come again tonight.

"Who said I was drunk, I was too tired to fall asleep last night, and I was tired enough after a day's flight.

As a result, I was dragged by Anderbang, who was treated for his daughter last night, and I was tired for so long, do you think I can not be tired?" Li Xiaowu looked at Liu Xiaoping, telling a serious lie.

Liu Xiaoping held back the smile in her heart and said, "Yes, yes....... You're tired, you're asleep, okay, there's a lot of fun in the hotel, you can go with me. ”

Li Xiaowu nodded, then put on casual clothes and took Liu Xiaoping and walked to the beach outside the hotel.

Since it's the off-season, there aren't many people on the beach at this time.

When Li Xiaowu saw the clean and comfortable beach, he couldn't help but sigh, "I feel so embarrassed, it's the first time I've seen such a beautiful beach when I grow so big." ”

In the past, when he was in the capital, Li Xiaowu never swam outside, and when he wanted to swim, he also swam in the swimming pool at home.

Later, after going to Dongguang, those Dameisha, Xiaomeisha, Jinshawan, and other seaside parks.

After Li Xiaowu went once, he didn't dare to go a second time, where is Nima's swimming, it is simply crowded in the sea.

If you are squeezed by beautiful women, forget it, the key is that beautiful women don't go to the sea, and those who go to the sea are not beauties.

I remember that once when Li Xiaoxiao was swimming in Dameisha, he was hugged by a drowning fat woman in the sea.

Although the two of them went ashore in the end, the scars on the armpits and the wounds in his heart are still painful for Li Xiaowu to recall.

Liu Xiaoping took Li Xiaoxiao's hand and said with a smile, "There are too many people in China, those seaside parks that pay for fees are a little better, and those seaside parks that don't charge fees are like taking a bath in a garbage heap."

Walk...... Let's go for a walk on the beach. ”

Both of them were wearing casual shorts, and after taking off their shoes, the two walked to the beach, and inadvertently Li Xiaowu found that Liu Xiaoping was a little awkward and inconvenient when she walked.

Out of curiosity, Li Xiaowu said with a puzzled face, "What's wrong with your feet?

"No, when I got up in the morning to exercise, I accidentally split my leg, and I will be fine in a few days. Liu Xiaoping said slightly embarrassed.

Because the location of Liu Xiaoping's injury was relatively special, Li Xiaowu did not dare to directly open her perspective eyes to see if Liu Xiaoping's injury was serious.

Therefore, Li Xiaowu could only quietly open the medical system and put his left hand on Liu Xiaoping's body for systematic treatment for her.

The lower body suddenly stopped hurting, and Li Xiaowu's hand on his body, since there was a comfortable warm current, was transmitting to himself.

Liu Xiaoping, who has always loved martial arts films, immediately thought that Li Xiaowu was using his qigong to heal himself.

When Li Xiaowu finished his treatment, Liu Xiaoping said with stars on her face, "No wonder you used to be so good at fighting, it turns out that you are a martial arts master hidden in the city."

It's so powerful, pass on two sets of martial arts cheats to me to practice, dear fiancΓ©. ”

"Stop, stop..... I'll teach you martial arts when I have time, and we said last night that you are not allowed to call me my fiancΓ© anymore, you can't regret it now. Li Xiaowu had goosebumps all over his body, and said with a frightened face.

"But, if you don't call, you won't call, and if you want me to call in the future, I won't bother to call you, hum. ”

The two played in the water and sand on the beach, and when they were tired of playing, they lay on the couch and waited for the hotel waiter to bring juice and snacks.

Li Xiaowu was lying down drinking juice, while holding his mobile phone and reading a novel intently, when suddenly a voice that he was very familiar with came over.

"Uncle, it's so hard for you to find me, hey, hey, I'm tired. A purebred Dubai little Lori ran to Li Xiaowu and panted.

"Hey, Lilia, why are you here, what about your mom and dad?" Li Xiaowu sat up, looked at little Lori and smiled.

Little Lori grabbed the snacks on the plate, and while eating them in a big gulp, she pointed behind her and said, "Wow.... It's delicious, my mom and dad are in the back, you can see it when you turn around. ”

Li Xiaowu looked at Xiao Lori's fingers, and sure enough, An Debang and his wife Lilia Sally were standing in front of the beach and hesitating to come down.

Seeing that Li Xiaowu had already seen them, An Debang and his wife took off their shoes with a wry smile, rolled up their trousers and walked over to Li Xiaowu and them.

Li Xiaowu got up from the chair, walked up to An Debang and his wife and said with a smile, "Why are you two so free today, since you still have leisure, you brought your daughter here to play." ”

An Debang smiled slightly, and Lilia Sally smiled at Li Xiaowu and said, "Lilia got up this morning, knowing that she was really cured, she cried and wanted to come to play with you, and we can't help it."

By the way, Dr. Lee, we have a party at our house tonight to celebrate Lilia's recovery, and we will send someone to pick you up when the time comes, so don't make excuses for us not to go, Lilia will be very sad if you don't go. ”

"Go, go, go... Gotta go, Lilia's party, how could I not go?

Right, Lilia? Huh, wait... Lilia, you can't eat so many sweets, or you'll ......... Li Xiaowu looked at An Debang and his wife and said with a smile.

When Xiao Lori heard Li Xiaowu's words, she hurriedly threw away half of the snack in her hand, and said with a puzzled face, "Uncle uncle.... What will happen to Lilia with too much sweets?"

"Of course, it can get tooth decay. ”

An Debang's family of three was taken aback by Li Xiaowu, they thought that Lilia would not be able to eat sweets in the future.

Picking up the half of the snack just now, Lilia pouted as she ate, "Uncle, you are so bad, by the way, Auntie, are you your uncle's wife?" Auntie, Auntie, Auntie...... Auntie, uncle, can't she understand what I'm saying?"

Liu Xiaoping looked at Li Xiaowu and said with a puzzled face, "Hey, what is that little girl talking about, why can't I understand a word?"

"She's calling you Auntie, and she's asking if you're a yellow-faced woman. ”

Liu Xiaoping listened to Li Xiaoxiao's words, and hurriedly said to the little girl, "Nonono........" ”

Little Lori walked up to Li Xiaowu and whispered, "Uncle, your wife is so stupid." ”

Li Xiaowu stood on the beach, and his whole person was messy in the wind.

Mr. and Mrs. Andebon turned around and covered their mouths, trying not to laugh out loud.

Until now, Andebang has not told Li Xiaoxiao, in fact, both of them and his wife can speak Chinese.