In January 2008, the earth-shattering snow disaster in the south. Pen ~ fun ~ pavilion www.biquge.info

It was the coldest winter in history for the South. Although there is still no snow in Nanning, the northern part of Guangxi, including Guilin, has been covered in snow and ice.

This winter vacation, I endured the cold winter with the dead cat in Nanning. We don't have anywhere to go, except for traveling to the west at home, we only have nothing left to play such a sport. The name of the dead cat is love in Milan, and it is natural that it is a die-hard AC Milan fan. Under his influence, I also became a fan of Milan, cheering for the two Champions Leagues won by Milan in 2003 and 2007. And in normal times, the one who plays with me the most is the dead cat, he is a striker, and I am a midfielder, I am the one who passes the ball for him. Sometimes I often think about how nice it would be if the core of our midfield was not in Xi'an, but in Nanning, then we could play together.

Kicking a ball is a good sport to ward off the cold. But we don't have a lot of opponents and we can't play as often. More often than not, the two of us are bored at home, and I have nothing to do to read books and write my graduation thesis, and the dead cat just reviewing his homework every day has made him crazy to the extreme.

"If I don't go out for a walk, I'm going to get moldy. One day, the dead cat said to me, "Baked cakes, do you want to come with me to Liuzhou to visit the fake Raul?"

This fake Raul got his name because he carried a Real Madrid Raul's No. 7 on his back when he played. Actually, he is my junior brother, and they know the dead cat because I introduced them to play football together. Later, when he took the college entrance examination, he was admitted to a university in Liuzhou, and now he is about to graduate. The dead cat wants to go there to visit him, in fact, he wants to go out for a walk, so as to prevent the whole person from becoming crazy because of the reason for reviewing every day.

It's a great idea to go to Liuzhou. I specially reminded the dead cat: "You can get together by the way, there are many people in Liuzhou, and the pig's head and the water are there." ”

The dead cat gave me a blank look and said, "Of course I know, and the water is just like the fake Raul's school." It's just a few grades lower. ”

I have been in the gang for so long in the Water Island 127, I have long known that the other person is in Liuzhou, but I really don't know that he is in the same school as the fake Raul!

Just go, Liuzhou is not far anyway. And the dormitory of the fake Raul can accommodate people, the most important thing is that they are also about to go on vacation, we go to play for a few days, and we can come back with the fake Raul.

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When Cheng Ka and Zaisui heard that we were coming to Liuzhou and were staying at the school in Zaisui, they immediately welcomed us. The dead cat and Vienna's Mocha, who are always glued together every day, must go together if they want to go to Liuzhou, and Vienna's Mocha will be handled by the fake Raul - the final solution is to let the Vienna Mocha live in the dormitory of the fake Raul's new girlfriend. This girlfriend of his, who is as tall as 1.72 meters, is one centimeter taller than the fake Raul, which is really ...... The world is right. I was thinking, if the Mocha in Vienna was standing by her side, wouldn't it be the rhythm of the big sister with the little sister?

As for me, I live in a dorm room in Fake Raul. Some of the professionals in his dormitory have gone home from vacation, so there are more vacant seats. And the dead cat also lives with me in his dormitory.

Whether it's accommodation or food, this trip is estimated to cost nothing, and the train ticket from Nanning to the train is also very cheap, which is not too much of a problem for us two poor people.

So a few of us ran over in high spirits. After getting off the train, Chengka stood outside the train station waiting to pick us up. After all, he has been in Liuzhou for a long time, and he is very familiar with Liuzhou. And he has been looking for the water many times, and he knows how to get around the school in the water.

The dead cat and I followed Cheng Ka on the bus to the fake Raul and the school in the water. The water station was here at the door, waiting to receive us, while the fake Raul was going to take the exam and had to wait until lunchtime to come out.

So I was hanging out with the dead cat and Zai Shui and Cheng Ka in the water and their school. The dead cat is the first time to meet Cheng Ka, although they are already very familiar with each other in the gang, but the first time they meet in reality, the dead cat is still a little embarrassed.

Or I was the first to break the embarrassment: "Card pig head, in the water, when you see a dead cat, don't you call the helper?"

This sudden attack on the cuteness instantly amused everyone. A few of them laughed, and the whole person was immediately much happier. The dead cat laughed: "This is the dead baked cake, specifically saying something embarrassing." ”

In the water connection: "Haha, I can see it." In the past, in the gang, Yakuza was also a guy who was mainly responsible for being funny. ”

Cheng Ka: "Not only is he responsible for being funny, he is simply the pistachio in the gang, the source of jokes." You don't know, when you burn the cake and eat......"

At that time, I asked the baked cake to come to my house to watch the ball, I cooked my own rice, just a green vegetable, accidentally cooked too much, two people cooked three servings, as a result, I was sick to my stomach, I didn't eat much, I ate all the rice by myself, and then I was hungry. ”

This explanation made Cheng Ka and Zaishui's eyes widen: "My God, is it so outrageous?"

The dead cat sneered: "Also, on the Mocha birthday in Vienna before, I invited everyone to my house upstairs to eat barbecue, about six or seven people, accidentally bought too many chicken legs, and bought more than 20." Then the rest of us ate one each, one of us ate two, and the rest was all killed by one person. And those cokes, we bought a total of six or seven bottles of coke, and the others drank two bottles in total, and when we wanted to drink it again, it was gone, and we drank it all for the baked cakes. ”

So Cheng Ka didn't want to talk about my dinner at his house anymore. He only said in despair:

"In the water, if you eat today, you must let the baked cakes pay for yourself!"

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When Raul came back from the exam, he brought his girlfriend with him, and everyone finally got together.

The dead cat then proposed, "I'm hungry, go find a place to eat." ”

Then Cheng Ka and Zaisui looked at each other and said, "Then let's invite the others to eat, and burn the cake at our own expense#18 (a black ghost with a fork is laughing wildly)"

I saw the fake Raul laughing loudly: "It turns out that you all know the deeds of eating baked cakes, well, then I don't need to talk about the glorious deeds of eating five taels of rice and adding some vegetable juice when he was in high school." ”

So I despaired, and cried out aloud:

"Stop talking, go eat!"