Chapter 28 Whoever loses will be apprenticed
Tao Youran's words made Yuan Qidong's heart move. Pen Fun Pavilion wWw. biquge。 info His perception of the Holy Spirit Monk is similar to what Tao Youran said, even if it is good, it is not much better.
If the mission of the Holy Spirit Monks is really to 'protect mankind', then this organization is different, and it can be said that it has high aspirations. Much nobler than those politicians, warlords, financial oligarchs.
Contacting some of the information that Jerry revealed to him, he felt that Tao Youran's words still had some credibility. After all, the ancient Order of the Holy Spirit had absorbed a large number of elites from all walks of life, and it was not uncommon for them to hold different religious beliefs or belong to hostile countries.
These people would never have come together without a higher level of common purpose. In this way, the concept of protecting human beings still makes sense.
"Is it to fight against a possible attack from the Nighties?"
"Well, you know a lot, Jerry told you. It's good to know. Now let me ask you a question, have you ever thought about it, how did we humans come to this world?"
"Of course it's evolved. Whether it is Darwin's gradual evolution or the explosive evolution of the Big Bang, in short, it is all evolutionary. You're not going to tell me it was the Colorful Starlings. ”
"You're more than half right. Our human ancestors were indeed evolved apes. But we still have some alien blood. ”
After Tao Youran finished speaking, he closed his mouth and waited for Yuan Qidong to ask.
Yuan Qidong smiled: "You can say anything, but if you want me to believe it, you have to have evidence." ”
Tao Youran also smiled: "Of course there is evidence." Let's start with the simplest and most direct evidence, have you ever wondered if there are any stranger animals on earth than humans. ”
Yuan Qidong scratched his head and shook his head. Are humans weird? I don't really see anything strange about humans other than being beautiful and smart.
"What kind of animal have you ever seen like a human, which has neither strong scales nor thick fur. There are no sharp claws, and there are no strong limbs. If we don't carry a stick, we won't even be able to deal with wild dogs. ”
Yuan Qidong was stunned for a moment, and after thinking about it carefully, there was really none. Birds, beasts, insects and fish all have defensive fur, scales and feathers and the like, even earthworms underground, they can secrete slimy liquid to protect themselves, besides, people are naturally protected when they are underground.
Even the gorillas, a close relative of humans, are thick hairy. Besides, people also have the unique ability to climb trees, and the range of activities is three-dimensional. Gorillas also have sharp teeth, so it's no problem to grab a small animal and tear it apart.
Humans are strange, their skin is delicate, soft and delicate, and they are smooth and hairless. Look at human nails again, they are simply for the sake of beautiful ornaments, thin and brittle.
If you don't carry weapons, in the primitive environment, human beings are walking cans of meat, and any lynx beast dares to pounce and bite it.
This small human body is really a big problem. I can't jump high, I can't run fast, and my reproductive cycle is still long. No matter how you look at it, it should be an endangered species.
yes, that's not going to be evolutionary. Evolution is to move in a direction that is more suitable for survival, how can it be possible to evolve a group of canned meat.
Now, this group of walking canned meat not only occupies the top of the food chain, but also rules the whole world, becoming the master of other species, which is unscientific.
Even if human intelligence is superb, it still needs a process of development, the accumulation of knowledge, and the inheritance of skills. How can human beings survive until these are enough to ensure the reproduction of human beings? Even if there are those who survive, I am afraid that they are hiding in some cave, and they cannot be all over the world.
"Looks like you're feeling weird, too. When I was cracking the Dead Sea Book of Heaven, I stumbled upon the truth, do you want to know?"
Yuan Qidong was aroused with great interest: "Of course I want to, you can talk about it quickly." ”
This ancestor-seeking mentality is irresistible to us, and many descendants of black slaves in the lynx country like to go to Africa to explore the traces of their ancestors. Anthropological research and archaeological discoveries often attract the attention of the general public, which is a reflection of this mentality.
"Ahem, then you can apprentice, after apprenticeship, I can tell you. This secret is now the only one in the world that I know. How about it, good apprentice, the master is amazing. ”
Although Yuan Qidong was as uncomfortable as scratching his heart, he was unwilling to bow his head.
"You are an old immortal, why do you love to accept apprentices so much? Don't you know how many masters have made apprentices angry? ”
"Boy, put away the one you did to George. Money is no longer an issue for me. ”
"Okay, money can't buy it, that, in this way, I'll find you a few little wives, all as beautiful as movie stars, how about it? Come on, I'll just find you a few movie stars, supermodels, say, who do you fancie?"
"Boy, are you underwhelmed? It's not big or small with the master. I'm so old, can I still have this hobby?"
"That's not necessarily, didn't that Yang find someone who is dozens of years old, you have to learn from others, why don't you like to learn so much." So, I'll find you an internet celebrity to practice with first?"
"Okay, boy, don't talk nonsense with me, if you don't apprentice, I won't tell you. ”
"I worshipped the teacher, what if what you told me is not worth it? Can you return it?"
Tao Youran almost vomited blood. Can the apprentice return it? What do you kid think? How can you pay it back? The master knocks his head back to the apprentice? Spit out the wine he drank again? I haven't heard of it! Isn't this kid?
"I Tao leisurely said that this thing is worth it, that is, it is worth it. These three words still have this weight. Tao said indignantly, he didn't know how to express his feelings.
"Forget it. I didn't know you before, and I've never heard your name, and you say this as if I'm a lonely person, which is a slander against me, and you should compensate me for my mental damage. ”
The level of Yuan Qi Dongqi is really getting higher and higher.
Tao leisurely swallowed and tried to calm down. Tell yourself that I am here to take in apprentices, not to fight, I am here to accept apprentices, not to fight, I am here to take apprentices, not to fight. Hey, why do I want to beat this kid up so much?
"What are you muttering there? If you're all right, I'm going to eat. ”
"This, Xiao Zhou, do you want to learn kung fu from me? My kung fu is very powerful, I have unique skills. Tao Youran changed the bait. He felt that since Zhou Xiaolong was so interested, he must be practicing his family, and his unique kung fu had an irresistible temptation for Lian Jiazi.
"Can you split people like I did?"
Tao Youran listened and was deflated: "No, but you used a weapon, if the weapon happens to be not around, what should you do? If you learn my kung fu, it will be different. I promise to make you ......."
"Let's give it a try. If you win, I will worship you as a teacher, and if you lose, you will tell me everything you know, and you will not keep it. ”
"Okay. No problem, if I lose, not only will I tell you the secret, but I will also worship you as a teacher, hum. But you kid can't use weapons. ”
"Well, I don't need a weapon, I can wear a piece of clothing. ”
Tao was stunned for a moment. This kid has some doorways, and according to intelligence, he probably has extremely high-end body armor. If he were wearing that kind of body armor, I'd give a fart.
"What kind of clothes are you going to wear?"
Yuan Qidong patted the clothes on his body: "This is it." ”
It's a shirt, and there's nothing odd about it.
"No, take it off. I take it off too. ”
Tao Youran was cautious. Zi said, be careful to make the ship of ten thousand years.
"Okay. Is that okay? I'm wearing this leather. ”
Yuan Qidong took off his shirt and patted his naked chest.
Tao Youran nodded slightly: "Yes." Here we go. ”
You said how bad Yuan Qidong was, he knew that the old man couldn't see his invisible armor, and he pretended to be generous to deceive others.
"It's not going to work here, let's go outside and pick a good place. Well, you're going to have to keep up with me, and you'll have to cry when you can't find a home. ”
After Tao Youran finished speaking, he patted the arm of the chair proudly, and suddenly, the two of them fell into a passage with a swish. The passage was smooth and wet, causing the two of them to descend like a slide.
Yuan Qidong was very angry, there are no cars and planes outside, you have to play this set, and your clothes will be reimbursed again.
After sliding some distance, the current began to join in, and the two men were carried by the current and slid into the unknown distance.