Chapter 481: Fa Conquers the Great Monster
Finally!
Martin thinks that when he comes to this, then everyone should understand, and he is another kind of excitement, that is, he understands one step ahead of many others and understands what Liu Chao did in this movie. Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 info
That's right, that's it!
Gloria, the heroine, she is the Godzilla!
And the others, James is the red robot, although I didn't expect it before, it can't be helped.
And that guy from Ned is Bumpman.
It turned out to be this arrangement, it turned out to be like this!
But......
"What's going on? Oh my God, why would we intervene in a duel between these three idiots while watching monsters fight?"
"You, you idiot, don't say it!"
"Why don't you say it? Lao Tzu bought a ticket to see the monster fight!"
"Idiot!"
This is the dialogue of the audience next to Martin, which makes Martin blush, how can there be so many idiots on the American side?
The tickets for the premiere were simply bought for nothing!
No way, here it is, the result of anti-intellectual education.
In fact, it is already very clear that the movie has almost told everyone that everything that has been filmed before and everything shown is purposeful, because in this movie, Godzilla is who is who.
It was such a surprise that Martin felt a rush of surprise to the tip of his nose, as if he had gone to a Japanese sushi restaurant and chewed a large piece of wasabi.
It turns out that the innovation that Liu Chao said is here, and this innovation is really ...... It's a big brain.
Martin is excited here, but the movie is still going down, after the sand pit battle, Gloria, James, and Ned temporarily left separately, of course, because Ned is a fight, so Gloria is naturally closer to Ned, and the two of them ......
You know, it's best to take advantage of this time, but just when Ned was about to get it, the TV was not turned off.
"Audience, audiences all over the world! Our world has been invaded by powerful evil forces! Allow me to use such words, please forgive me for my gaffe, but everyone, everyone around the world, the mud bombardment needs your support!"
Nanako, the anchor, is really dedicated, and at this time she is already in tears, no way, the news background of the TV is three big monsters, raging in Tokyo Bay, and the whole of Tokyo is almost a ruin, full of fireworks, and crying people everywhere.
And there is a pose in it......
Caught the attention of Gloria!
Well, this position is more shy, Godzilla rides the red robot, and then is turned over by the red robot.
A memory came flooding up in an instant, just when he was fighting with that James, the same action, every detail was the same!
"Ahhh......h
I have to say that at this time, Fassbinder's acting skills in this place are very good, and this resentful little look ......
"Did you finally find out?" Martin was in his spirits at this time, and he even complained in his heart, Liu Chao arranged this guy too much, how could we let our heroine find out that she was that Godzilla at this time?
This...... Well, how could a normal person be so associated? Godzilla, himself?
Gloria should have gone to James right away, but, out of an abundance of caution, Gloria went to the sand pit again, and then made some funny moves.
It's cute.
"Hahaha......" The audience couldn't stop laughing, especially when the Godzilla appeared on TV, and its strange movements made the Japanese side simply not know what to do.
This was confirmed, and the girl's expression was not to be said, but she still had to go to James.
"Hey, you know what? You know what you've done?" said Gloria, fierce at the sight of James.
"What did I do? I was scratched in the face by an old this morning!" James was clearly angry.
"Doesn't it matter, okay?" said Gloria, who was a little angry, after all, she had black hands.
"It doesn't matter? I'll tell you Gloria, you don't want to marry me now! I want to live two more years!"
The two of them behaved too normally, they had just fought a big battle, from ******* to the sand pit.
However, Gloria really had a business, "Jim, wait a minute, I have to tell you something earth-shattering, you have to listen to it, you have to believe it, it's hard to accept." ”
"Hah!" James' attitude didn't matter.
Jim is the abbreviation of James, and that's the case on the American side, for example, William is like Bill.
Finally, Gloria said, "Jim, you know the news about Japan, right?"
"Of course. ”
"I'm telling you solemnly now, that big monster that is rampaging in Japan and causing destruction, that's me!"
As soon as these words came out, James's face immediately froze!
In the whole viewing hall, all the people froze, no one spoke, everyone was holding their breath, they wanted to know James's reaction, because the heroine was telling the truth, and this fact was really too difficult to accept.
So, what about James after he froze his expression?
"Hahaha......" laughed, laughed, and continued: "Gloria, you really, you know?
a monster fight...... (Indeed, the word falck is used)
"Hahahaha......"
"I knew it!"
"Oh, my boy, that's so right!"
The theater burst into laughter!
I have to say that this line is really dirty, and it is completely in line with the early style of Liu Chao's movies, but this line is here, it is simply ...... Perfect!
As long as it is connected to the plot before and after, this James's performance has nothing to say, it's too normal, he doesn't believe this statement, he doesn't accept this fact, normal people will be like this, and the two of them had a fight before, and they had a fight after the fight, so to say so, so to satirize Gloria, what's the problem?
It's very reasonable, and it's very much in line with American values, but it's absolutely funny, it's not black humor at all, and the level of humor can't be said.
"Ahh......h
But, it doesn't matter, after Gloria pulled James to that sand pit, does that need to be said?
"My Fack!" When James looked at himself on TV, the red robot, making all kinds of stupid and cute looks on the sand pit just now, the same thing, he couldn't help but admit it.
But, I ought to say, what about Ned, but why did Gloria come to James in the first place?
Gloria's next sentence makes the reason clear, this sentence is:
"You didn't have a condom yesterday!"