Chapter 18: The Immortal Officials Descend to Earth
I looked at the ring and muttered, saying that these natives had such a strange habit that they wore the ring in their mouths. Pen, fun, court www.biquge.info but when you look closely, you can see that there is still minced meat on this ring.
I chuckled in my heart, and said to myself, damn it, it must be human flesh in that big black pot, in other words, this ring belongs to the dead.
The beard and Davara's face was not much better than mine. We're staring at these natives.
After the Zhuang Turen observed our actions, he stopped talking to us anymore, and said a few words about it, and said their native language. The natives lunged at them.
The two natives with the axe also pulled out the axe, and one of them couldn't wait to throw the axe out.
The axe spun quickly and went straight to my waist.
I have to complain, this position is very tricky. I tried to jump and dodge the axe, but I couldn't jump that high for a while. I tried to crouch down again, but again, I couldn't avoid the flying axe.
My heart was beating hard, and as I watched the stone axe get closer and closer, I suddenly had a stupid move.
I popped and fell to the ground. It was also dangerous, and the moment I fell to the ground, the axe flew against my upper scalp and shaved off a few of my hairs.
While I was tossing and turning, both Beard and Davara Thumb pumped their pistols.
The beard can handle the scale, pointed a gun at the natives, and yelled, "Don't mess around, Lao Tzu's gun doesn't have eyes." ”
As for Davara, she didn't mean to scare the natives at all, so she pulled the insurance and aimed at the sturdy natives.
I could tell she was about to open fire.
I also know what the consequences will be if you open fire, at least this strong man will definitely die, or at worst, the people of this small village will be slaughtered by this pistol.
I didn't want this tragedy to happen, yelling at Dawala to give a thumbs up.
She was absolutely distracted by me, and the muzzle of the gun was pressed down slightly, accompanied by the thumping of gunfire, and several bullets were fired at the feet of the natives, sending a few puffs of smoke from the ground here.
The natives were all frightened, and they were quite tacit, let alone rushing over, and they all stopped their bodies violently, and immediately retreated.
I got up and pulled out my gun.
The group of natives got together, and they were very nervous, not to mention, and three natives chanted one after another, "Guns, guns." ”
Just by the fact that they can say the word gun, I guess they know guns.
Davara had a doubt, looked at me, and asked, "Why are you holding me back?" ”
Now, I can't explain too much on this occasion, especially when the gunshots rang out, there was movement in those grass huts, and several people's heads poked out of them, but after seeing this scene, these heads chose to shrink back immediately.
I don't think the owners of these heads are scared, but it's likely that they're going back to the house to get all sorts of things.
I don't want to stay longer, otherwise it would be easy to exacerbate the conflict. I reminded Beard and Davara to shout, "Withdraw first!" ”
Beard did the same, and Davara slowed down for half a beat, but also ran with me and Beard into the woods.
We didn't stop until we walked through the grove and then to the lake.
We were running so fast that we couldn't help but gasp for breath now. Davara was very serious, and took advantage of the time to say, "Those natives were trying to kill us just now, why don't we kill them all?" After a pause, she also emphasized, "We are now on a mission, don't be too merciful, otherwise we may end up being harmed by this kindness." ”
I understand what Dawala means, but on the other hand, it is also a human life, and we are also police officers, and we must not kill innocents indiscriminately for the sake of the mission.
I'm going to talk about this point with Davara as well. Beard, of course, was on my side, and as he listened, he strongly agreed.
But as soon as I finished speaking, I heard the drumming of the drum.
It was loud, very close to us, and if you could tell by the direction, it would have come from that small village.
Dawala's expression was very cold at this moment. "It's the drums of war, and those natives are all red-eyed, and if I'm not mistaken, they'll track us all the way until they kill us all," she reminded. ”
The beard was stunned, and then scolded, "What a big hatred?" These dogs are too ruthless, aren't they? ”
Dawala snorted and replied, "This is the Grand Canyon, and no one buys Einstein and Marx, only Darwin's laws." ”
Then she took out the gun again, and told me and Beard to hurry up and do the same. Seeing what that meant, she wanted to rush back immediately and cut down the grass and root out this small village.
The beard looked very hesitant, and also persuaded me, "Brother, why don't we be soft?" ”
My mind raced and I thought of another way. I still have that view, less killing, no matter where it is.
I told Beard and Davara to obey me, and now we will rush back, but no one will kill without my orders.
Dawala frowned, I was afraid of her disobedience, and emphatically said, "Listen to me! ”
We hunched over and showed great vigilance, but we did not hesitate, and as fast as we could, we came to the vicinity of the small village again.
We hid behind the trees and observed, and there were more than a dozen indigenous men gathered in the small village, some with bows on their backs, others with stone axes, and each with a weapon in his hand anyway.
The strong man was speaking loudly, as if he was cheering up the others.
Both Beard and Davara looked at me, and Beard asked, "What are we going to do next?" ”
I sneered, in fact, the situation in the village in front of me was what I wanted to see the most, especially since they were all gathered, which was more convenient for my plan.
I raised my pistol and walked around from behind the trunk. I raised my pistol and slammed it twice into the air.
The gunfire immediately irritated the natives. In addition, Beard and Davara immediately flashed out with their guns raised.
I reminded Beard and Davara to keep an eye on the natives with bows on their backs, and I strode forward with my gun in hand.
The natives didn't dare to move, and the strong people really had the posture of a leader, and at this time they walked forward a little, blocking in front of everyone.
I shouted at the Zhuangtu, "Dude, why are you so unkind to us?" ”
Zhuang Turen calmly retorted, "You are really a bad guy who sprinkled first, and you pointed a gun at us and said that we were not friendly?" ”
In fact, to be more honest, the words of the Zhuangtu people are also reasonable. But I don't want to break the truth right now.
I deliberately put on a haughty posture and continued, "You know what? We are not ordinary people, we are immortals in the sky, you still dare to say that I am a bad person, have you talked to immortals like this? ”
After hearing what I said, the beard almost stumbled, and then came to my side, and said, "Brother, what are you poor vernacular?" How did we become immortals? ”
Dawala couldn't help but answer, and whispered, "Officer Xiaobo, although these natives have no culture, they are not stupid enough to be ignorant, how can they believe what you say." ”
I thought to myself that they might have come to this conclusion too soon. I admit that I have never been in contact with the indigenous people before, but I know that those big men and women in the countryside are easily deceived by some gods, and even lose their wealth and life.
I observed these natives, and of course, they didn't react much based on my words alone, especially the strong native, who asked me, "Are you immortals?" Where is it like? ”
I looked around, and not far in front of my feet, there was a fist-sized rock.
I gestured to them and told them not to worry, and to keep their eyes open. Then I picked up the stone and threw it to the beard.
The beard didn't know what my purpose was, so he caught the stone with a little bit of wood.
I reminded him, "Use your 'immortal method' to protect your body and gnaw the stone." ”
Dawala didn't know the cat in the beard's mouth, she was stunned, and the beard was also stunned for a moment, and then he smiled, opened his mouth wide, and deliberately gada gada teeth.
He was unambiguous, and then grinned and gnawed twice at the stone.
Every time he came down, a piece of the stone was missing, and his beard took out a big chewing appearance, and all the stones in his mouth were broken.
Seeing this, Davara shook his head as if he were looking at a monster, and the natives, dumbfounded, muttered and exchanged words in private.
Zhuang Turen is the most difficult to deceive, he showed a suspicious look, and said to us, "The stone must be soft, no one can bite the stone, impossible!" ”
The beard snorted at the Zhuangtu man with disdain, and he pointed to the stone axe that the Zhuangtu man was carrying, and shouted, "Damn, that axe you kid is hard, right?" Give Lao Tzu...... Ah no, throw it over to the old immortal, and let the old immortal fight the tooth sacrifice. ”
The Zhuangtu people didn't know much about Chinese, and they muttered with a puzzled face, "Tooth sacrifice? What tooth offerings? But he did not lose his movements, and threw the stone axe over.
Beard picked up the stone axe, but it was a bit big, and he fiddled with it several times before he found the place to put his mouth.
If you want me to say, Beard is really a loser, a good axe, he can get two bites on the axe, but he has to bite the blade, and after a few bites, the axe is about to become a saw blade.
Now the natives believed it all, and the Zhuangtu people wowed, and took the lead in kneeling, worshipping the beard incessantly.
The beard took out a very useful look and laughed. Davara gave me a few sneaky glances, she didn't say anything, but was obviously completely impressed by my plan.
Come to think of it, if we first came to the Grand Canyon, if there were locals who could help, not only would we have a place to live, but we would also be able to do everything with half the effort.
I also want to strike while the iron is hot, and then fool these natives, so that they can completely treat us as great immortals.
But when the natives had finished worshipping their beards and stood up, their attitudes changed a hundred and eighty degrees when they looked at me and Davara.
Zhuang Turen said with a calm face, "That person who can gnaw stones and has boundless mana must be a great immortal, but you and him are not immortals!" ”
I almost laughed angrily, and emphasized very seriously, we are all immortals!
The Zhuangtu people shook their heads and asked me, "Immortals know mana, and you, what?" ”
I didn't expect this strong man to suddenly drill such a bull's horn. And I'm not the same as Davara's thumb and beard, both of us are normal human teeth, and if we chew on a rock, I'm sure that one of our teeth will be broken.
I secretly screamed badly, and tried to think about it. But Davara looked indifferent, smiled suddenly, and touched his hand to the back of his waist. (To be continued.) )