Chapter 121: Up to two hundred and five IQ
"Grass, 10 million will not be sold! No amount of money is sold! "Li Zhongguo is angry, am I like the kind of person who can't walk when he sees money? Lao Tzu is the People's Liberation Army!
"That master, it's better for you to buy me this, I don't want you 10 million, just 5 million!" Li Zhongguo refused very decisively, but Shanying took out the mobile phone in his pocket at this time and handed it directly to Zhang Yu, coupled with his flattery on his face, this is simply a proper profiteer!
"......" Li Zhongguo already wanted to die when he saw this, he was not afraid of god-like teammates, he was afraid of pig-like teammates, he originally thought that Zhang Yu would sell it if he raised the price again. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info
You know, although this mobile phone is very rare, only people in the system can use it, but its cost is actually not much, and with Li Zhongguo's identity, as long as he explains to the above that his mobile phone is broken, they will naturally give themselves a new one! But now everything has been ruined by the mountain eagle, and I just want to make some extra money, what did I do wrong? At this time, Li Zhongguo simply wanted to cry without tears.
"Are you stupid, I spent five million on a mobile phone? Sick! ”
However, just when Shanying was dreaming of making a fortune, Uncle Zhang Yu did not hesitate to pour a basin of cold water on him. Just kidding, Uncle Zhang Yu is a bit of a money fan.
"I don't want you to play like this!"
"Poof~" Everyone finally couldn't help laughing.
"Ahem, that Zhongguo, why don't we discuss it?" After laughing, Zhang Yu said to Li Zhongguo seriously.
"What are you discussing?" Seeing this, Li Zhongguo immediately showed a defensive look.
"I'll get you something to get this phone, but I want a new one!" Zhang Yu said that although he is rich, even if he spends five million to buy a mobile phone, it will have no effect on him. But Zhang Yu doesn't like to spend money in vain.
"What good things can you have? And there is no new one, every one of these mobile phones is strictly controlled! Li Zhongguo glanced at Zhang Yu and said with disdain.
"Hehe, I read a lot, how can I be a college student, you can't fool me, you said that this mobile phone is strictly controlled, and fingerprint iris matching is required for unlocking, can such a strict mobile phone still be used by people?" Zhang Yu smiled and said.
"Uh......" Li Zhongguo was speechless, because Zhang Yu was right, strictly speaking, this mobile phone can only be used by one person, even if it can reset the fingerprint lock and iris lock, then some functions of this mobile phone are directly abolished, the most important thing is that if someone forcibly unlocks it, the mobile phone will explode immediately as soon as it is inducted!
Li Zhongguo didn't expect this person to be so clever, and his plan to exchange a broken mobile phone for money seems to be completely useless.
"Hey, I'm a good thing!" As he spoke, Zhang Yu took out a piece of something directly from his backpack and shook it in front of several soldiers.
However, when Li Zhongguo was still curious about what good things Zhang Yu had, he felt that his IQ had been seriously insulted! What kind of good thing is this? Isn't it just a piece of toasted bread?
"Grass, what the hell are you kidding me? Take a broken loaf of bread as a treasure? Or burnt bread? Li Zhongguo looked at Zhang Yu like a fool.
"Uh......" Hearing this, Zhang Yu looked at the black bread in his hand, and was speechless for a moment, because this is indeed a black bread!
"Ahem, don't underestimate this bread, it's very useful!" Zhang Yu felt a little embarrassed, and immediately coughed and said.
"And~ I'm not a fool!" Li Zhongguo said, this is originally a black bread, how can it be a good thing?
"Okay, you won't believe what I say anyway, so you can only try it yourself." Zhang Yu had no choice but to let them experience it for themselves.
"You should be tired right now, right?" Zhang Yu suddenly asked Li Zhongguo.
"Uh...... Who said that Lao Tzu is very tired? Lao Tzu's physical strength is good! It's no problem to do another 300 rounds! Hearing this, Li Zhongguo blushed and said, there is no way to be a general, he just used all his strength to not be able to hurt this guy, but he was so tired that he couldn't do it, it was really faceless!
"Oh? Is it? Why don't we fight again? Li Zhongguo is tired or not, Zhang Yu knows very well, looking at his blushing face and thick neck, he knows that he is being strong.
"Uh, that, well, I'll admit I'm a little tired." Hearing Zhang Yu's words, Li Zhongguo was instantly stunned.
"Hehe, in that case, why don't you try the effect of this good thing?" Seeing Li Zhongguo admit it, Zhang Yu suddenly smiled and narrowed his eyes, it was like a fox.
"I don't want it!" Seeing this, Li Zhongguo very decisively refused.
However, in the next moment, Li Zhongguo suddenly felt a pain in his foot, and it turned out that Zhang Yu directly raised his foot and stepped on his instep under the coffee table.
"Ah......" Suddenly, Li Zhongguo's scream like a pig resounded throughout the lounge.
But in the next moment, Li Zhongguo's shouting stopped, "Ah...... Ahem~"
It was Zhang Yu who directly stuffed a lump of black bread on his mobile phone into Li Zhongguo's mouth, and directly choked it, and quickly picked up the water on the coffee table and drank a few sips to relieve himself.
", you, what the hell are you doing......" Li Zhongguo, who was miserable by Zhang Yu, stood up and wanted to imprint his casserole big fist on Zhang Yu's face, he is a general, okay?
However, Li Zhongguo's actions were directly restrained by Uncle Zhang Yu before he finished his actions, and Uncle Zhang Yu asked curiously at him, "How is it?" How does it feel? ”
"Feelings? What does it feel like? Hearing this, Li Zhongguo was stunned, and he couldn't care about what he had just been pitted, so he asked with a confused face.
"Stamina! How much physical strength do you feel you've recovered? Zhang Yu continued to ask.
In fact, he has never used this thing of black bread, and he doesn't know what it really does, and now Li Zhongguo has become his first guinea pig!
If Li Zhongguo knew that he was being treated as a guinea pig, he didn't know if he would cry and faint in the toilet?
Hearing Zhang Yu's reminder, Li Zhongguo immediately moved his hands and feet, and felt it carefully, "Huh? Yikes! Huh~" Then Li Zhongguo's mouth burst out of exclamation from time to time!
"Hey, hey, your sister! Tell me how you feel! Seeing the surprise on Li Zhongguo's face, the most important thing was that he actually screamed so ecstasy in front of several big men, it was simply that an uncle could bear it and an aunt couldn't bear it!
Now the uncle understands, why Shanying is so unreliable, dare to love because the upper beam is not right and the lower beam is crooked!
"It's amazing, it's just amazing, I feel like my strength has basically recovered!" was reminded by Zhang Yu like this, Li Zhongguo came back to his senses, but he still looked incredible.
"Well, it's a good thing, isn't it? Think about it, if one day when you and your wife are hey, you suddenly feel weak in the follow-up, and you take a bite of bread and instantly become full of vitality, isn't it ......" Seeing this, Zhang Yu struck while the iron was hot.
"! Lao Tzu's physical strength is good! Seven times in one night is not a problem! Hearing this, Li Zhongguo was not happy.
"Really? However, the manpower is sometimes exhausted, whether to bring a bread to prepare, this is a robbery...... A must-have product for home travel, and the broken price is only nine hundred or ninety-eight, ah, all you need is a mobile phone! ”
"Well...... Let me think about it. Li Guoan hesitated, he knew the value of this black bread very well. You must know that some special forces will inevitably encounter difficulties when performing tasks, and at this time physical strength is crucial.
"I said, what else are you thinking about? Be decisive, do you want to be like a man? Don't be like a! Seeing that Li Guoan hadn't made up his mind yet, Zhang Yu felt the need for some excitement.
"Okay...... Wait, you can't have any stimulants here, right? Li Zhongguo was provoked by Zhang Yu and was about to agree, but fortunately, he was also an experienced person, and immediately asked a key question.
There are many things in the world that can refresh the mind, but I am afraid that the only one that is so remarkable is stimulants, but the side effects of stimulants are very large, and the benefits of using them outweigh the losses.
Hearing this, Zhang Yu rolled his eyes, it's really annoying to deal with this fox-like person!
"Do you think I'm going to use doping to insult your IQ of up to two hundred and five? I'm telling you, if there are any side effects of this thing, I'm going to jump into the river right away! Zhang Yu patted his chest directly and promised, but he silently added in his heart: Uncle, I am a strong swimmer!
"Uh...... Okay, but we'll have to discuss how to change this! Hearing this, Li Zhongguo finally stopped hesitating and agreed to exchange with Zhang Yu.