I don't know why, when the mallet saw Ah Yan slowly walking towards the constipated child who was still squatting on the side of the road with a painful face, he suddenly pinched a cold sweat deep in his heart for the little baby, he always had a premonition, it seemed that something bad would happen, and sure enough, while the child was still concentrating on struggling with himself, Ah Shen went around behind him with lightning speed, and slapped him on his excrement at once, and after doing this, she ran away, and when she ran away, she was still screaming, "Oh, whose child is sitting on his own shi?!"

By the time Ah Kan finished roaring this voice, she had already found a very safe place, and she had already hidden it with peace of mind, and when she and the mallet and Yu Yi next to her watched his famous tigress mother run out of the house and give his son a fat beating, Ah Kan was so suffocated that his face turned green.

Seeing that the kid was not wearing his pants properly, and when he saw that his ass was carried to the house by his mother's ears, Ah Guan and the mallet broke out into a burst of unhappy laughter, which can be regarded as revenge for Yu Yi!

Ah Zhan held his stomach, almost laughing so much that tears flowed out, and then turned his head to look at Yu Yi beside him, but when he saw him open his mouth wide and his eyes were very confused, he knew that Yu Yi must not know what was going on, alas, Ah Zhan sighed, thinking that he was going to improve this guy's IQ, but the road was long, and she had tossed.

But she didn't expect it. It was when he was thinking about it that Yu Yi suddenly clapped his hands and laughed, it was really an afterthought! It must have been Yu Yi who looked at Ah Yu smiling so happily, and then he also laughed like them, Ah Yu looked a little helpless, but he still spread his hands and looked at the silly boy in front of him with a thoughtful expression.

The mallet leaned in, "What is he laughing at?!"

Obviously, the IQ of the mallet is also not high.

But that's at this time. Ah Yu suddenly saw the posture of the tigress Lao Tzu Niang, who had beaten her son before, who seemed to be about to come out, sighed badly, and quickly pulled the two beside her and disappeared. Sure enough. It wasn't long before the woman ran out with a kitchen knife and roared, "Who is laughing at my son?!"

Such a big laugh. It is impossible to say that you have not heard. Although his son is stupid, he is not so ashamed, isn't this looking for death!

It's just that she looked around, but she didn't see anyone, and while secretly thinking to herself whether she had heard it wrong, she had already shouted into the room with her throat in her voice, "You dead boy, make trouble for the old lady." Look at the old lady who is not teaching you a good lesson today! Shame on our Wang family!"

As he spoke, there was another terrifying sound of ghosts crying and howling, and it was like this. The three of them were far away and could still hear clearly, even if they were so unconscious, they still arrived in the school hall quickly.

In this village, it is the son of the family, most of them also work in the field or go to the town to learn the craft, there are not many scholars, let alone girls, except for Bai Xiaohua, the granddaughter of the old gentleman in this school, Ah Yu is still the second! On this day, Ah Yu just entered this school, because of the delay on the road, the big guys have almost arrived, fortunately, Ah Kan is not late, otherwise he doesn't know how many people are going to gossip, although at this time, he can already hear the fine and dense gossip around the back.

Ah Yan's expression suddenly became strange, looking at these people's pointing, I don't know what they are talking about, but looking at the eyes of these people, surely, it is definitely not a good word, although Ah Kan has not returned a very friendly smile when he meets those smiles that have been cast intentionally or unintentionally, although those people don't know if it is because of their weak hearts, they always turn their heads back quickly, Ah Yan's smile is not contained, stiff there, and for a while I don't know how to be good, I can only accept it in a sneer, and then find a place in the corner to sit down。

And Ah Yu didn't see it, at this time, in a far corner of his own, someone was burying his head in the book, as if he didn't want her to see it, and he didn't want to see Ah Yu.

She didn't know, in fact, such gossip had begun to prevail as early as a few days ago, and I heard that a female classmate finally came, and everyone was ready to move, not to mention how happy they were, after all, this female classmate, isn't it rare to see in a hundred years?!

But I don't know who sent the news, I heard that the female classmate is still the child daughter-in-law of the Yu family, and she is going to marry the fool of the Yu family. It's good that this news doesn't come out, as soon as it spreads in this community, the big guys have already exploded, and one by one they showed an unbelievable look, saying that this information is too much, and they are all going to get drunk!

Originally, I heard that the fool of the Yu family went to school earlier, and now her little daughter-in-law is also here, what kind of situation should this be, everyone said that with their IQ, they don't seem to understand.

"I heard what it's called, it's ugly, it's fat and ugly!"

"I heard that it is as powerful as an ox, and its strength is so great that it can go down to the ground, it's really strange, just like that, and still come to teach?!" Speaking of this, in everyone's minds, the scene described slowly as said, a woman with a strong physique, came back from planting seedlings in the field, carried a hoe, came to the top of this school, and slammed her voice, "Students, I'm here!"

Thinking that this picture was so beautiful, everyone was drunk, and they all shivered fiercely, only to feel a chill from head to toe, but Bai Xiaohua on the side listened attentively, did not say a word on her face, and her expression was also very calm, she just said lightly, "How can you say bad things about your new classmates, the master said." Between classmates, you must get along with each other!"

Hearing this, everyone quickly nodded their heads. I won't continue to say anything.

And when Bai Xiaohua turned around, her heart was already happy, she heard that a female student had come, she was already very nervous in her heart, for fear that her limelight would be robbed like this, but now she is relieved!

Although Ah Yan didn't care about the whispers of the friends around him. But the mallet next to her seemed to be very angry, this stupid boy really didn't expect that his ears were still sensitive to hearing, and he was angry in an instant. At this time, he stomped his feet, and he stared at a pair of eyes and waved the small fist in his hand, looking at the bear children who were still chewing the root of their tongues like a fierce look, and those little babies were also bullying when they thought about it. When I saw the mallet, it was like this. One by one, they quickly closed their mouths, and they didn't dare to say anything more.

Looking at such a scene, Ah Yu snickered a few times in his heart, but he didn't show much of his expression, but just sat down on his own, after all, it may not be a good thing to show his sharpness or something, and when Ah Yan thought of this, he was determined again. The sitting appearance is also very regular, who knew that at this time, a very flat voice suddenly appeared in the ears. "Look at the granddaughter of the old master sitting in the school over there, the family has to call it a closed moon shy flower, sinking fish and geese, and then look at yourself, big fat boy, how can you say that you were also the school flower of the school before, why are you back in school now, there are only two girls in the class, you can't compare? ”

This complaint, Ah Yu almost vomited blood, did he sleep so much that he crossed over to such a place where birds don't?!

As soon as Ah Yan thought of this, he had already rolled his eyes greatly, and recently he didn't know if Xifeng's skills had risen greatly, and he used to have to go to the jade bracelet to be able to talk to him, but now he often slipped in his ear coldly, if it weren't for her strong ability to accept words, I am afraid that she would be scared by this guy and have a butt urine flow, now she is even more accustomed to it, but she still lowered her voice and muttered to Xifeng, " Please, I'm also a flower in the chubby world!"

When Ah Yu thought of this matter, he couldn't help but complain deeply for a while, this world where thinness is beauty!

"I must be thin like a lightning bolt!" Ah Yu silently made up her mind, but the matter of losing weight is obviously not something that can be solved overnight, she is not a person who is eager for quick success, although the effect of three years seems to be a little slow, but it has never rebounded, this is the fortunate place in Ah Kan's heart, she is confident that she will eventually become a gorgeous thin man.

I don't want to hear the ghostly voice of Xifeng again, "Don't you know that there is ball lightning!"

One did not become a gorgeous thin man, but a gorgeous sunny thunderbolt smashed down at this time, and Ah Yu instantly hit the top like five thunderbolts, this guy, if he doesn't speak, he will die!

"You've had enough. Ah Yu clenched his fists tightly, but Yu Yi suddenly came over at this time, raising a silly smile, "Ah Kan, Ah Kan, who are you talking to?!"

Thinking that it was her "talking to herself" was too loud, and she listened to Yu Yi beside her, but when she saw Ah Yu, she just put her finger on her mouth at this time, and made a silent gesture to Yu Yi, signaling that it was better for him not to speak at this time, because at this time the old master had already gone up to the podium.

"Today, cough cough ......" The old master, who was over seventy years old, looked at his body and stopped being tough, even if he couldn't speak, he coughed heavily several times before he continued to speak, "There are a few new students here today, since we are all classmates in the future, we must love each other and support each other, don't ...... Don't ......" said and sneezed fiercely, Ah Yu immediately showed a worried look, and looked at the classmates in the front row and naturally took out the handkerchief in his arms, alas, mom, it's really hard for them!

Tsk tsk.

"New classmates go to ...... Come up and ...... yourself Ahem...... Above...... Come on!"

The old master spoke again, but looking at him like this, it seemed as if he was about to sneeze again, and the classmates were like fighting the enemy. They all took out what could be covered on the table, and according to their predictions, the previous moment was just a small test. But unexpectedly, the old man just rubbed his nose and didn't say anything, just beckoned and asked the three of them to come up, "Yu Yi, you come to introduce first!"

As soon as this remark came out. Everyone's eyes were focused on Yu Yi's body, but most of them were watching a good show.

Yu Yi didn't know what the old man had asked him to do, although he didn't understand what he meant. But since he heard his name, he still knew his name after all, and knew that he was called Yu Yi, and Ah Yu told him. If you hear someone call yourself. As a sign of politeness, he had to smile with his mouth open, so that he could show friendliness.

Although he didn't understand, what was friendliness and could it be eaten?

So Yu Yi didn't move, but suddenly raised his mouth, revealing a big smile, grinning in his mouth. It was a row of shiny, snow-white teeth, and a face that looked even redder. In the eyes of everyone, they only felt that they looked stupid× and at this moment, they suddenly broke out into laughter for a while, and fell into the ears of the mallet and Ah Yao, I only felt that it was particularly harsh, and Ah Yu was crazy for the first time by these people!

At this time, I don't know where the coaxing came from, "A fool is a fool!"

"Bang!" The old master's ring ruler was lowered, with a serious look on his face, and the mocking baby was silenced, but there was still a smile on his lips.

Yu Yi was originally smiling stupidly, but when he suddenly saw the old master's cold eyes, his body suddenly trembled fiercely, although he didn't know why the old master suddenly showed such a look, and thought that he had said the wrong thing, the smile also slowly stopped, shrunk slightly, lowered his head, pouted, and showed a very frightened look.

She knew what Yu Yi was afraid of, but she didn't know.

She thought to herself, it's all these unlucky kids!

Thinking of this, Ah Yan took a deep breath, lay on Yu Yi's ear again, put his mouth against Yu Yi, and whispered something.

Fortunately, she had expected such a thing to happen, and she had already taken precautions in her heart.

Yu Yi lowered his head, and when he saw that figure in Ah Yao's eyes, he seemed very shrunken, but in fact, Yu Yi was very scared, and his body couldn't help but tremble, especially after hearing what Ah Yu said.

He finally understood, it turned out that he was going to stand on the stage, and he was facing so many students, as soon as he thought of this, Yu Yi's head was lower, and his body was almost trembling at this time, and he shook his head vigorously, very cowardly, he was already autistic, and he was a fool, he just played with the mallet and Ah Yu on weekdays, and he was not close to anyone else, let alone this group of friends who happened to sit and wait to see Yu Yi's jokes.

Therefore, when Ah Yi looked helplessly at Yu Yi, who was struggling with the paper at this moment, her face was still very helpless, and she lay in her ear and continued to whisper something, Yu Yi's eyes lit up at this time, and the face that originally looked very aggrieved finally looked at Mu Ran at this time, Yu Yi's eyes lit up instantly, and he seemed to be grinning happily, and when he looked at Ah Yu, he didn't show the leaky teeth at the corners of his mouth, and Ah Yu didn't expect that things would turn around, and he replied to Yu Yi with a more cheerful smile, without saying a word, he signaled him to go up first。

It was at this time that Yu Yi not only did not feel very distressed, but as if he had fallen into an evil spirit, he suddenly got up happily, but at that time the stool they were sitting on was not very firm, don't look at Yu Yi's small body board is soft and weak, but when he got up, such a violent sound still made Ah Yu couldn't help but be startled, it was clean to hold the stool well, otherwise maybe the movements under the body would have to follow Yu Yi when he stood up and jumped up, which scared Ah Yi a big jump, patted his chest again, pinched a handful of cold sweat, and slowly exhaled a long breath。

It scared her to death!

However, when he saw Yu Yi clapping his little hand and running close to the old master who was smiling and squinting his eyes and nodding his head at this time, Ah Yu didn't know why, but suddenly had a few bad premonitions. However, before she could react, she saw Yu Yiyi's bored head suddenly disappear in front of her eyes.

Then there was a burst of laughter. It turned out that Yu Yizheng was jumping forward very happily, but he didn't want to be at this time, and suddenly he didn't know which bear child actually gave birth to a leg halfway, Yu Yi didn't have any brains, it was at this time that he stumbled, and slammed it on the ground all of a sudden. I almost cried.

Seeing Yu Yi lying on the ground in a stiff posture and unable to get up, Ah Yana was furious. These unlucky children are really nozuonodie, it seems that they really have itchy skin, and Ah Yi looked at Yu Yishi, who was unable to move at this time. In fact, I really wanted to call out to him affectionately. "Yu Yi don't cry, stand up Lu!"

The old gentleman was obviously very angry, and the ring ruler in his hand crackled, "No rules!

However, no one paid attention to such a noisy atmosphere at this time, but the old man was so angry that his face turned green.

Ah Yu was naturally angry, but at this time, she also knew the rules in this school, and she couldn't do anything, and she also suppressed the mallet next to her who was about to go up with her fist. She could only watch the stupid boy sniff with great concern, and then crawl to her feet. Although he turned his back to himself, Ah Yu didn't blink his eyes, and he still clearly saw Yu Yi sniffing, although his nose was red and his eyes were red, he didn't leave a single tear, just patted the dust on his body awkwardly, and continued to blink and smile.

It was Yu Yi's actions like this, and suddenly there was silence in this school, many people were actually waiting for Yu Yi, a fool, to cry their noses, after all, they had been laughing at Yu Yi since they were children, and now they naturally felt very interesting when they saw it with their own eyes. However, it backfired, and this kid was still very strong!

Hard!

Although it was a twist and turn, Yu Yi finally came to this podium, at this time he was even more grinning, smiling very happily, and at this moment to the audience is a deep bow, an eye, when the eyes meet the bright ears of A Luo, Yu Yi seems to have long forgotten the previous pain, the smile revealed a shallow pear vortex, looking cute and cute, Ah Kan is going to see drunk, because she is sitting in the last row, and the old master is a bad eyesight, Ah Yu made a cheering gesture to Yu Yi openly, which no one knows。

So according to the weight loss exercises that Yu Yi and Ah Yu do at home on weekdays, Yu Yi's buttocks twisted, and suddenly began to dance, which scared everyone into a big jump, and they didn't understand what this fool was going to do.

"Round head, big ears......" Yu Yi has already begun to sing in his voice, and soon fell into a state of selflessness, this song was taught to him by Ah Yu, although Yu Yi is illiterate, and he won't say anything, but because he has been singing for three years, Yu Yi has naturally remembered it in his heart.

Although there are a few actions in this, Ah Yu also jumped slightly behind, guiding Yu Yi's movements, and after a complete set, Yu Yi's work was smooth.

"Yu Yi...... Yu Yi...... You're daddy's beloved child......"

Yu Yi sang and danced, very happy, and he didn't know whether to teach Yu Yi to jump or dance with him, Ah Yan, who also raised his big little face, with a very happy look.

And the other students had already laughed like crazy, and while Yu Yi's performance was performing, they were even lying on the table one by one and couldn't straighten their waists anymore, and the smile at this time was purely funny, not because Yu Yi was so funny, Ah Yan looked at such a scene, and there was a subtle smile on his face.

She naturally wanted Yu Yi to know, and one day, he would be able to prove that he was also the one who could make everyone applaud him.

And in fact, when Yu Yi was embarrassed to continue to step down like a shy little daughter-in-law after the dance, it was indeed thunderous applause, and more importantly, no one tripped him again.

Ah Yi saw that Yu Yi finally mustered up the courage to come to power, and at the same time, he finally defeated the fear in his heart, I don't know why there is always a feeling that my daughter-in-law for many years has finally become a mother-in-law, and when I think of this. Ah Yan's heart trembled three times, but when he looked at Yu Yi who was shyly lowering his head, he still raised a big smile at him.

Yu Yi met Ah Yu with a pair of bright eyes. The starlight in his eyes was like a bright star, and he laughed out loud at this time, very happy and happy, and when he sat on the stool, he almost rolled over and fell down because he was too excited, but fortunately he held the table steady in time, and he was stunned, but it made a loud noise. It made everyone's eyes fall on Yu Yi's body again.

With the sound of violent laughter that erupted again, Ah Jian couldn't help but hold his forehead, okay. The good impression just now is in the soup again, and when he thought of this, Ah Yu couldn't help but sigh again, but he turned his head to look at Yu Yi, who was laughing happily at him at this moment. Ah Guan obviously didn't know what to say at this time. I can only swallow all the words in my stomach.

The life of the school is much more boring than Ah Kan imagined, and I don't know if there has been a tea time, looking at the dense font in front of him, Ah Kan has already died and feels that his upper and lower eyelids are fighting, good guy, it is this fight, and he can succeed in marrying superstars.

Because of this, I have a lot less energy when I shake my head and read. It didn't take long for Ah Yu to hold it anymore. At this time, he yawned very lazily, and his mouth was so big that he could directly stuff an egg.

But when his eyes fell on the body of the mallet beside him, Ah Guan found that this guy didn't know when he had already put the book in front of his face, but he was buried in the book, and he had already fallen asleep, this kid, he didn't look at how small the book was, and how big his own face was, where could a book block his face, and when he thought about it, Ah Yu suddenly showed a meaningful smile, and didn't say anything, and suddenly poked the mallet beside him, which suddenly made the little fat man wake up from his sleep, It looked like he was going to sweat out of fright, and when he was still sleepy at this time, he looked at Ah Yu and suddenly put his head over, and said to himself with a completely mysterious look, "Alas, the master asked you to stand up and read this paragraph, and still sleep!"

As he spoke, he poked his fleshy hand, and at that moment, he was sleepy, and the mallet was half awake, and he was not ambiguous, so he quickly stood up, held the book in his hand, cleared his throat, and began to chatter.

Originally, the big guys were still reading well, but naturally there were still a few of them who were so drowsy or had already fallen asleep, and when they didn't want to be drooling, they suddenly heard the voice of the mallet, these words were good, but they woke them up from sleep, and they didn't know what was going on.

But Ah Kan was happy in his heart, buried his head on the table, his shoulders were twitching and twitching, he had almost laughed crazy, needless to say, and I don't know how long she laughed, even the mallet also heard the suppressed laughter in her ears, and was still wondering why this girl was laughing so happily, but gradually, the mallet seemed to have realized something unusual, and the tiger body was shocked, and the body couldn't help but tremble three times, sure enough, when he was very frightened, his eyes fell on Ah Yu's body like this, and then when he saw her laughing cheekily, the heart of this girl was now pumped。

It turned out that he was tricked!

The voice weakened one by one, and the mallet didn't dare to look at the old master who was staring at him with a pair of eyes in front of him, and his heart trembled even more, and the result after that can be imagined.

Ah Yu patted the mallet on the shoulder very sympathetically, although the mallet sounded as if he was gloating, "Don't worry, I'll help you make a copy!"

Now it's a matter of copying a copy! The old master asked him to copy it ten times! The mallet was almost so angry that he smoked, and Ah Yu accurately avoided the direct eyes of the mallet, and at this time, it was better not to approach him! And he thought like this, and covered his mouth, still looking very cheerful!

It's just that Ah Yu was still immersed in joy, but he didn't see that at this time, someone was staring at them with a malicious look and slowly approaching them, wasn't it the bear child who made a mocking sound and tripped Yu Yiyi one by one?!

It seems that there will always be a proud and domineering fat man in every class. Of course, that person wouldn't be the one next to Ah Yu who was unruly unscrewing his snot with a mallet and using his hands at this time.

Ah Yu glanced at the little fat man beside him. I couldn't help but roll my eyes widely, and at the same time, I could only slowly turn my head to the side, the so-called indecent look, although this "courtesy", Ah Yu didn't want to look at it! Good guy, fortunately, Ah Yu is a good focus, she has always thought of herself like this. Otherwise, he almost hit a Venus in the eye, and Ah Yan didn't understand what that kid was doing so viciously staring in his direction.

However, her body trembled fiercely and at the same time, she quickly withdrew her gaze, and she didn't say much, just looked at Yu Yi beside her with a smile. Look at him with his mouth curled and covering his stomach with a pitiful appearance. After blinking a few times, he had quietly taken out the homemade nougat in his school bag, "What do you see I brought?"

As soon as Ah Guan's words fell, Yu Yi's eyes lit up instantly, but before he could say anything more, the mallet on the side had already stretched out his meaty hands, just to take the row of nougat that Ah Xiang was holding in his hand, which looked really mouth-watering.

Naturally, A's craftsmanship is also obvious to all!

But at the same time. Ah Yu unceremoniously fell down with his palm, and suddenly slapped off the hand that the mallet stretched out. There was also a bit of undisguised disgust in her words, "Please don't pollute me with your snot blowing hand just now, thank you!"

The little face of the mallet turned red, and suddenly he got up quickly with lightning speed, and hurriedly ran towards the outside of the house, although he didn't want to wash his hands, but if he didn't wash his hands and didn't give candy, what could he do! Thinking like this, the mallet ran fast, and was tripped by himself on the way, and rolled on the ground a few times, and a carp stood up immediately, and continued to run towards the front unswervingly, that look, it was very strong, if Ah Yu saw it, maybe he would have stumbled a few times, and then showed a voice of praise.

Although Ah Yu didn't know anything about it, he was just happily sharing this sweet candy with Yu Yi at this time.

But I didn't know that it was at this time, but the little overlord Gu Xiaobai swaggered over, this can't look like a little fat man with good nutrition, needless to say, it is the one who deliberately tricked Yu Yi before!

As early as when Ah Guan mysteriously took out something, Gu Xiaobai's eyes had already been attracted by Ah Kan, good guy, this new student is so bold, there is something that does not honor his grandfather!

Gu Xiaobai was angry in his heart, and as soon as he got up, he beckoned Ah Yu and the others to go.

When Ah Kan lowered his head and chewed vigorously, he suddenly felt a forest atmosphere around him, and then it was like a cloud, and something suddenly blocked the sunlight above his head, but Ah Yu said without raising his head. "I said a mallet, it's not that I won't give it to you, why are you so close!" In fact, Ah Yu really thought that the guy lying in his ear at this moment was a mallet, so he came up with such words without thinking, but when she raised her head, she saw Gu Xiaobai staring at the meaty face and suddenly approached her, but she was so frightened that she couldn't help but shake it violently, and she was almost shaken to the ground by the nougat in her hand.

Seeing that Gu Xiaobai's very greedy eyes fell on her hands, Ah Yan understood a rough idea, although she was reluctant in her heart, she still smiled at Gu Xiaobai very stubbornly, and said reluctantly at this time, "Here, here you go." Saying that, he had carefully handed a piece of candy in his hand to him, he thought he was quite generous, who knew that Gu Xiaobai was very dissatisfied at this time, and that face finally collapsed at this time, looking at such a gloomy expression, Ah Yu's glass heart trembled again, and it almost shattered, what did he want to ......do?!