Chapter 195: The Farce of the Bathroom

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Because of the limited time, Jiang Haoran didn't waste much time on words, but the results achieved were excellent.

Qian Yanzhi didn't go up to speak, Jiang Haoran said everything that should be said and shouldn't be said, and he really had nothing to say when he went up.

The beautiful hostess went up from both sides of the rostrum, the red cheongsam, outlining a charming arc, coupled with the tender white skin, a shallow smile, full of seduction.

Fortunately, the people who went up to cut the ribbon today are all big people, and they usually see more beauties and use them more, but it's easy to live in ho1d.

"Now I invite Governor Jiang, Director Qian, Mayor Xia, Director Gong, Mr. Feng, and Chairman Xiao to cut the ribbon. Liu Liang held the microphone and said loudly.

Jiang Haoran's six people continued to come to the stage, and Lao Wei sat next to Zhao Qin, and clicked his mouth: "Alas, I really didn't expect that the Bauhinia Academy would even be alarmed by the governor." ā€

"Huh. Zhao Qin smiled beside her, she also had a feeling in a dream, the young man on the rostrum, smiling so brightly, is he really her most proud student.

The hostess held the tray and stood behind the six people in turn, with scissors and gloves on it.

The red ribbon was pulled up, Jiang Haoran stood in the middle, and the others were on both sides, holding scissors, cutting the red silk together, and the colored balls fell into the tray.

Jiang Haoran, as the main scissor, raised the scissors and waved downward, and the whole process took only three minutes.

The six of them stepped down from the rostrum in turn and returned to the VIP seats, Xiao Feng looked left and right, and said softly to Feng Laoer: "I'll go to the bathroom, you are here to hold on." ā€

"Okay, there you go. Xiao Feng got up and left, and Feng Lao Er sat in Xiao Feng's seat and chatted casually with Jiang Haoran.

On the other side, Lin Lin, Murong Xue and other girls were also chatting in a low voice.

Originally, Murong Xue, as the image ambassador of the school, was also going to go up to cut the ribbon, but the character who came today is obviously a bit big, and her identity is not suitable to be a ribbon-cutter.

"Hey, why did Brother Feng go. Zhang Xue saw Xiao Feng walking out alone, and said suspiciously.

Lin Lin glanced at it and shook her head: "I don't know, I guess I'll go to the bathroom." ā€

**Staring at Xiao Feng's back, his eyes rolled, and the corners of his mouth outlined a conspiracy smile, smiling so badly.

Xiao Feng came to the bathroom, took out a cigarette and lit it first, and took a hard puff.

This addiction is sometimes like a high tide, and once it comes, it is really a bit difficult to hold back.

"Damn, I'm tired of it. Xiao Feng took a cigarette in his mouth, unbuttoned the top of his shirt, and exhaled a puff of smoke and stuffiness, only to feel a lot more comfortable.

Xiao Feng finished smoking a cigarette, walked to the mirror, and looked at himself in the mirror, his head was a little messy.

Turning on the faucet, Xiao Feng washed his hands, tidied up his head, and then came to the urinal, unzipped it, and took out his little friend who had been aggrieved all morning.

"Shhhh

A sound of footsteps sounded from outside, and Xiao Feng didn't care, still blowing the tune of 'eighteen touches', sprinkling his own urine.

Xiao Feng was urinating, and suddenly became alert, because the footsteps stopped behind him, and a pair of eyes were staring at him.

Xiao Feng frowned slightly, who the fuck is this, the big man is peeing and staring, it's really fucking perverted.

"Dude, have you seen enough, you don't have nothing, you like to watch balls, take off your pants and stare at yourself. Because he didn't feel the murderous aura, Xiao Feng relaxed his tense nerves and said lightly.

There was silence behind the "......", but that gaze was still there.

Xiao Feng is a little uncomfortable, he won't meet the legendary psychopath, no, this is a school, how can he tolerate this kind of psychopath.

"Hey, I said, you stare at Lao Tzu again, believe it or not, Lao Tzu beat you. Xiao Feng frowned and turned his head to look behind him.

In the next second, the expression on Xiao Feng's face became exciting, and a howl came out of his mouth: "I'm cĒŽo, **, what the hell are you running to the men's toilet." After yelling, I subconsciously turned around.

"Don't turn around, satcher. Seeing that Xiao Feng was about to turn around, he was also startled and screamed.

"Turn your uncle. Xiao Feng also remembered that it was a little inappropriate to turn around, so he was stunned to hold back the last bit of urine, and even forgot to shake it a few times, so he quickly stuffed his little friend into his pants.

"Sex stick, you don't play hooligan, I'm on the video. ** said loudly, in a somewhat hurried tone.

"......" Xiao Feng was about to cry, pee on himself, and provoke anyone, "How the fuck am I playing hooligan." ā€

"You, you're not a hooligan, then why are you pulling out that ugly thing of yours and facing me......"

Xiao Feng was furious, this girl really owes a lesson, and she is getting more and more excessive, "Damn, this is the men's toilet, Lao Tzu wants to pee, if you don't take it out, how can you pee." As he spoke, he was about to zip up and turned around to take the little goblin.

"Then I don't care, I'll just watch you play hooligan, in broad daylight, you actually take off your pants, I can take a picture. "**The voice is a little evil.

When Xiao Feng heard the words of **, he was really angry and angry, grabbed the zipper with his right hand, and pulled it violently: "I cĒŽo,,怂 ā€

A miserable scream came out of Xiao Feng's throat, and the pain made his eyes wet instantly.

"What are you going to do, I warn you, I'm not a random girl. ā€

"I'll take care of your uncle. "Xiao Feng is really going to cry, the next time I go to the toilet, the door must be closed, damn it, the zipper is caught in the D wire~ It's not one, it's a handful......

"What's wrong with you. **I also heard that Xiao Feng's tone was a little wrong, and asked worriedly.

"I ...... Damn, can you get out first. Xiao Feng turned his head, and saw that ** was still holding his mobile phone, so he quickly turned his face again: "If you dare to shoot again, Lao Tzu will throw your mobile phone in the toilet for you, believe it." ā€

"Cut. **Slowly put away the phone and looked at Xiao Feng who shrugged his head: "Sex stick, what are you messing with." ā€

Xiao Feng was completely defeated, and he really lost his temper: "Sister, can you go out first." ā€

"No, I'm here to ask you something. ā€

"Rub, then you ask about things, can't you wait for me to finish peeing, you ask about things, why do you still use your mobile phone to take pictures of Lao Tzu peeing,. Xiao Feng was on fire again.

"I'm not afraid that your beast surname will be rude to me, I have to leave evidence. ā€

"......" Xiao Feng gritted his teeth: "Lao Tzu really wants to press you to the ground." ā€

"You dare. ā€

"I don't dare, eldest sister, you go out first, I'll solve some personal problems first. ā€

"Ah, you're going to. ā€

"I ......" Xiao Feng opened his mouth, and his heart was vicious: "I'll beat your mother." ā€

"You're such a scoundrel that you hit a handjob in front of me. ā€

Xiao Feng stopped talking, he lowered his head, tried to solve the D silk that was caught by the zipper, and greeted the female surnames of the eight generations of the ** ancestors with small friends in his heart.

"Don't fight yet, answer my question. As he spoke, he went to pull Xiao Feng's arm.

"Don't touch me, it hurts. Xiao Feng was pulled by ** like this, and there was a tearing pain underneath.

"Ah, what the hell is wrong with you, I'll see. Seeing that the painful expression on Xiao Feng's face didn't look fake, panic flashed on his face, so he wouldn't let himself be frightened.

To put it bluntly, ** is that the child's surname is too heavy, and she doesn't like to think about it by the brain, before coming in, she calculated the time and waited outside for a while before coming in.

Because she felt that even if Xiao Feng held back for three days, it would be more than three minutes to finish urinating~ What she didn't expect was that Xiao Feng smoked a cigarette first, and then shush, so she was bumped into.

"I ......" Xiao Feng's afterglow swept over the two lumps of pink meat on his chest, and the originally weak little friend, as if he had been stimulated by something, desperately wanted to stand up.

"**, I'm very strict with you, if you don't go out, I promise something will happen. Xiao Feng said seriously in a deep voice.

"Okay, okay, I'll go out and wait for you, come out as soon as you're done, it's disgusting. ** frowned and jumped out of the men's bathroom.

Xiao Feng saw that ** had indeed left, and couldn't help but smile bitterly: "Damn, she is Lao Tzu's nemesis." As he spoke, he lowered his head and unzipped it little by little.

It took two minutes for Xiao Feng to breathe a sigh of relief, and finally got it done, just taking a breath, he suddenly thought of the mobile phone in his hand, that thing can't be circulated, or it won't be mixed up in the future.

Xiao Feng was not calm, tidied up his pants, and rushed out of the men's toilet quickly, only to see ** leaning outside, staring at his mobile phone.

"What do you see? Xiao Feng rushed over quickly, reaching out to snatch the **'s mobile phone.

"Stop, I've already uploaded it to my mailbox, even if you snatch my phone, it won't work. ** Smiling like a cunning little fox, her eyes swept over the zipper of Xiao Feng's pants, and a touch of blush suddenly flashed on her fair face: "You, you really hit the just now." ā€

"What nonsense. Xiao Feng was furious, and he put up with her again and again, she was really getting more and more excessive.

"Then, then your pants, why are they wet, don't tell me, you're so old, and you still pee your pants. ** pouted and withdrew his gaze from Xiao Feng's pants.

Xiao Feng was stunned for a moment, looked down, isn't it, a circle around the zipper, it's really wet~ His old face was hot, and he was a little annoyed: "Fart, that's the water I just washed my hands on." ā€

"Lie to a three-year-old child, kindergarten friends know that they wash their hands after booing, I really haven't heard of it, and they have to wash their hands before booing. **Obviously didn't believe Xiao Feng's words.

"I'm really ...... Damn, Lao Tzu will explain to you what this is for, quickly delete the video, or don't blame me for destroying flowers. Xiao Feng said viciously.

"I'm so piapia. ** raised a middle finger: "I ask you, why didn't Wuhuan come." ā€

"That's what you're asking me about. Xiao Feng was speechless, and then said angrily: "It's just such a problem, can't you wait for me to come out and ask again, you can't wait so much, you have to rush into the men's toilet." ā€

**Looking at the angry Xiao Feng, his eyes suddenly turned red, and his mouth pouted: "If you see me, I'll run, I won't go in to block you, I'm afraid you'll run away again." ā€

The pitiful look, the resentful eyes, are like a little daughter-in-law who has been abandoned by a man.