Huang Zhan, of course, is very talented, one of the four great talents in Hong Kong, but as famous as his talent is, this guy is indeed relatively salty and wet, and the nickname he gave himself is not Wenzhan, but also proud. Pen fun and pavilion www.biquge.info

This is really famous in Hong Kong because of a book of jokes written by himself, which is indeed a joke, and the book is full of jokes, and they are all yellow jokes, called "No Anthology"!

But though, as long as you read this joke book, you will feel very salty and wet on the one hand, and then marvel at the talent of this great talent.

Liu Chao remembers such a joke, that is, a joke called "Wedding Night", this joke is very simple, just four words:

North, than, mortar, day.

It's over, that's it, and it's good to experience it carefully......

Well, why did Liu Chao watch this back then? It's a topic worth exploring, but he's ...... now

"Whoop, whoop...... Hey, you guys...... These two little guys, in the end...... What the hell is ...... What's going on? "Huang Zhan is almost fifty years old this year, and suddenly he exercised, and he really felt terrible.

"Whoa, whoop......" Sister Juin was just panting for breath at this time.

"We, that is, that ......" Liu Chao has good physical strength, but he is embarrassed to explain.

Why did you catch your breath?

Just escaped from that Mai Ji, everyone knows that a great talent like Huang Zhan is here, many people are laughing, and most of the men who don't have a female companion by their side want to come to ask this uncivilized man how to brave Bolan Street......

Celebrities, this is how there is such a tragedy, so Liu Chao opened the way, and the three of them rushed out from there, and after that, Huang Zhan simply invited the two to his home to talk about it......

"Okay." Juin blushed and agreed.

There's no way, Huang Zhan is really salty, and the whole Hong Kong knows that he is salty and wet, and Juyin is such a girl, of course, she wants to refuse, but this old man ...... It's not too old though...... After all, people are talented, so it's good to make friends.

Liu Chao was naturally happy, it was great to be able to make friends with a celebrity like Huang Zhan, but however, he was more curious, that is, he wanted to know the reason.

"Mr. Huang......"

"If I don't call Uncle Wen, it's done." This Huang Zhan is really weird, but at this time, you have to get to know each other, "You two also protect your own family." ”

It's normal, it's just ......

"My name is Liu Chao."

"My name is Juin."

Liu Chao and Juyin said it almost at the same time, and when they said this, both of them blushed a little!

yes, it's too tacit, it's a little wrong. Moreover, Juyin's face was much redder than Liu Chao's, because she thought about it, and she only knew this guy's name at this time, which was really a bit rude before.

But thinking about it again, I used to call this Liu Chao a salty wet guy, which is really ......

Liu Chao blamed himself...... The level of this pickled girl has dropped a lot, and I forgot to introduce myself to other girls, it's really confusing.

"Uncle Buwen, do you think my song is good?" Liu Chao asked this question, on the one hand, to resolve his embarrassment, on the other hand, that is, the song just now, which is indeed a classic, "The Price of Love".

However, Uncle Buwen replied like this, "The song is a good song, especially the lyrics, which are very good." But I've been following you in front of the art center before, don't get me wrong, although I'm salty and wet, it's not because of this little sister, I'm interested in you. ”

When Liu Chao heard this, he was covered in sweat and didn't say anything, and he couldn't help but tighten his chrysanthemums!

was actually favored by Huang Zhan's old salty wetness?

"......" and Juin's sister looked at Liu Chao's expression and was secretly curious.

But Uncle Buwen smiled and said: "I saw that your methods of this kid and ditch girl are relatively strange, so I had the idea of making friends with you." ”

What do you say...... Liu Chao couldn't help but let out a sigh of relief, but ......

"Oops!"

Liu Chao didn't know why, but he was pinched hard by Sister Juin. This guy really doesn't understand why?

"......" Juin's sister didn't say anything, and followed Huang Zhan away.

Liu Chao left a confused face......

took a taxi and came to Huang Zhan's house, although this old man always puts a yellow tone, but his family life is very normal, and this place still reflects a literati atmosphere, anyway, the overall feeling...... It's really weird.

"I heard you two say it's because Ain is going to be admitted to the Academy of Performing Arts?"

As soon as he arrived at his own place, of course Huang Zhan asked, he always had to know about Liu Chao and Juyin.

"Here's the thing, that was in Hung Hom before...... Oh, I won't talk about this paragraph, and it's useless. I'm a person who likes to be nosy, and when I see Juin's sister being bullied, I can't get angry. I didn't expect the Hong Kong Academy for Performing Arts to be so excessive, and ...... "Liu Chao, this guy began to introduce this story."

Actually, he doesn't know all the inside information of the whole incident, but now, the girl Juyin will not say it, and her face is tender, so Liu Chao can't say it?

So, this guy said what he knew, adding fuel and vinegar, and naturally he had to say that his image was taller, right?

"......" said that Juyin's sister always looked at him with bad eyes, but Liu Chao said that he was still more disciplined, at least the matter of Hung Hom was not said...... Ahem......

Although this thing is not all, it is roughly the same, Sister Juin added a sentence or two, then the whole story is very complete, and this Huang Zhan genius heard it, and immediately said.

"You're such a pretty girl! They don't want any?! Blind? ”

This is really a denunciation!

At this time, Juin's sister blushed terribly...... After all, it's a compliment, beautiful. However, this person turned out to be an openly salty wet guy, but fortunately, he is still a big talent.

"Hehe......" Liu Chao looked at Juin with a smirk, of course, he mainly felt that what Huang Zhan said was very right, too right.

There's no way, Liu Chao's opinion of Juin's sister at this time, it's really nothing to say......

Come to think of it, Liu Chao is still relatively good at this time, and he resolved the previous indecent incident with a song "The Price of Love", so there still seem to be some opportunities between him and Juin in the future.

"Oops!" I was pinched again!

At this time, Huang Zhan suddenly thought of some questions......

"That...... Ayin, are you hungry? That one...... I'm hungry, there are still some ingredients in the refrigerator at home, can you give them to ......" Huang Zhan, the old man, was also quite excessive, and even made such a request.

"Okay." But Juin's sister is still relatively well-behaved, isn't it just cooking, although her skills are also very bad, "It's not delicious, don't blame me." ”

"Go, go." Huang Zhan responded.

Juin rolled up his sleeves and went to the kitchen, and when Liu Chao saw this, he didn't understand a little, so he asked Huang Zhan, "Uncle Buwen, what do you mean by this?" ”

"Hey~" Huang Zhan couldn't help but sigh, "Amorous hatred has been empty since ancient times, and good dreams are the easiest to wake up." ”

Liu Chao blinked after hearing this, and then he really wanted to say to this Uncle Buwen, 'Talking about people', but this is too low, so this guy had to say: "You say that I am a toad and want to eat swan meat?" ”

Well, after all, I was also from a professional class before, and I know what this poem means.

"What do you think?" The reason why Huang Zhan took Juin away just now was to talk about this matter.

"Uncle Buwen, what do you mean......" Liu Chao thought for a while, and then whispered: "She is more powerful at home?" ”

"Hah! You're really a striking boy! Now I believe you kid made this song. Huang Zhan couldn't help but slap the table, the kid in front of him was really thorough.

But about this...... Liu Chao is indeed a little entangled in his heart.

In fact, Liu Chao is a traverser after all, and he knows some things, especially some things about Goddess Juin.

The world of the future, of course, is the information explosion, and the world in which the Internet affects human life, is completely different from the present. Most people in Hong Kong don't know what the Internet is now, that is to say, the information is not as abundant as in later generations, and it is transmitted unimpeded.

But when it falls on Sister Juin, in an era like the later generations, she has a particularly powerful and seemingly normal fan, that is, her family background!

No one knows who her parents are, no one knows what her parents do......

A well-known actress has been popular for more than 20 years, but no one knows this information, and there is no relevant information even on the Internet, so what does this mean?

Liu Chao is not a fool, he didn't pay attention to these before, because there is a difference of 108,000 miles between himself and others, but now, as long as you think about it, it is clear that people's family background is definitely not ordinary.

And now, he even figured it out, maybe Juyin's sister was blocked from going to the Academy of Performing Arts, maybe the resistance didn't come from any exam, just like Huang Zhan said, she is so beautiful, are all those judges blind? 、

As far as the entrance examination to an art college is concerned, what does he Liu Chao not understand?

Talent is actually easy to say, just have money, but this face, the world has always looked at the appearance, this is the reality, what can be done?

What's more, Juyin is a well-behaved and smart girl, how can there be a problem in being admitted to this performing arts academy?

Therefore, combined with the information that Liu Chao can grasp, he can judge that he doesn't want Juin to go to the Academy of Performing Arts, which may be a resistance from her family.

And it's really strong!

Do you know what acting school is all about?

This is indeed the Ministry of Education of the Hong Kong Arts Center, which evolved from this, and now it looks like a vocational high school in the mainland, but don't underestimate it, behind this is not only the Hong Kong government, but also the Jockey Club!

What is the Jockey Club in Hong Kong?

So how powerful it is for people to influence institutions like the Academy of Performing Arts......

"Oh, eat noodles!"

Just when Liu Chao was chatting with Huang Zhan, Juin came in with three bowls of noodles......

"How is instant noodles?" Liu Chao was speechless at first.

"It's just instant noodles." Juin was even more speechless, what kind of ingredients are in the refrigerator, only instant noodles.

"Okay, it's good to eat some...... "This yellow haze, hey~."

Actually, they don't know what Liu Chao is thinking, Liu Chao, he thought of a classic line of TVB at this time......

'Shall I give you something to eat?' ’