Xiao Yi is an anchor, usually haunts major pedestrian streets, and shoots all kinds of beautiful women and handsome guys on the street at any time. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. ｂｉｑUｇE。 info Of course, it's mainly beautiful women, and then the next step is to start flirting. The live broadcast industry sent him a flirtatious demon, but he didn't think so.

He feels that he is doing a good deed and helping everyone capture the beauty around him with his mobile phone. While entertaining everyone, it can also teach everyone some tips for flirting with girls.

Nowadays, there are so many single dogs in Huaxia, and the situation is very grim. At this time, it is necessary for a thoughtful and conscious person like him to stand up, and through personal experiments, he will give everyone the skills of flirting with girls.

"If even I, Xiao Yi, retreat, who will stand up to build socialism, and when will the communist harmonious society be realized?" So with a huge sense of responsibility, Xiao Yi stood up, took his mobile phone, turned on the live broadcast, and started his flirtatious journey all over the motherland.

Xiao Yi was lucky, he chose the right thing at the right time, but it was unexpectedly popular. The average number of daily online viewers exceeded 10,000, and last year's Singles' Day hit 100,000.

Xiao Yi is very fortunate to be in front of getting rich and well-off.

"Hello everyone, I am a loyal supporter of socialism, and everything I do is for the people and for the construction of a harmonious socialist society. ”

"Yes, I am the gospel of the majority of single dogs, I am the anchor, Xiao Yi. ”

"The location of today's live broadcast is in the North Side. Beicheng is a beautiful city, the mountains and rivers are beautiful, and the main thing is that the people are more beautiful!"

The opening remarks ended, and the live broadcast room suddenly became lively.

", Beicheng!"

"Xiao Yi, where are you, Lao Tzu is from Beicheng, I'll go find you. ”

"I'm also from the North City.... ”

A bunch of single dogs in Beicheng instantly swept the screen on the screen, and Zheng Shikai was among them. Since being kicked by Xiao Han last time and broken a bone, Zheng Shikai learned from the pain and decided to change his pursuit strategy, pursue Ren Yuqing in a different way, and officially declare war with Xiao Han.

But flirting with a girl is a technical job, and to learn technology, you naturally have to find Xiaoyi. Zheng Shikai has watched this live broadcast for a long time, mainly because it is very entertaining, and it is in line with the current social status quo and is loved by young people.

Not only men, but also women have a lot to see. Men mainly learn routines, while women naturally learn anti-routines.

"The first step in flirting with a girl is to take care of yourself first. At the very least, it should be neat and give a good first impression on women. It's really scary, I advise you to wear a mask, so there is a sense of mystery, and it's good for everyone. ”

Xiao Yi ignored everyone's swiping, and started his own tutorial by himself.

"Okay, let's stop talking nonsense, let's start looking for a target. There's a bookstore in front, my brother likes literature and art, so I'll be the first one to look for in the bookstore today. ”

Crying Caterpillar: Agreed!

Li Dakang, Jingzhou Municipal Party Committee: I also like literature and art...

Second Battalion Commander: I still like the ones that are easy to push down...

.....

At the moment when Xiao Yi walked to the bookstore, there was a lively discussion in the live broadcast room.

"It's here, it's searching. Now there are four women in the bookstore, can you help me see which one to choose?" Xiao Yi took his mobile phone and began to scan at the women.

"Agree with the middle-aged aunt's light hand!"

"Wozhi, Auntie, the taste is too strong. It's still the old man at the door, I think it's quite suitable for Xiao Yi. ”

"Put an end to the fundamentals... ”

"Stockings beauty, stockings beauty, stockings beauty, little easy to listen to me send you ten planes ... "This barrage was sent by Zheng Shikai, and he still prefers the royal girl type.

"I choose little Lori, who is delicate and easy to push down... ”

"Aunt ... ”

The barrage began to shoot in the live broadcast room, and everyone's atmosphere was fully mobilized. Xiao Yi smiled with satisfaction, and then began to say: "That's it, I like the aunt's hit 1, the old man's hit 2, the stockings beauty's hit 3, and the little Lori hit 4... Xiao Yi looked at the screen and said with a smile.

After finishing speaking, the live broadcast room was instantly overwhelmed by a burst of numbers.

But what made Xiao Yi stunned was that he thought that there would be more people who chose the royal sister, but Nima ended up with a full screen of 222222.

"Damn, you cheat me!" Xiao Yi complained with a dark face.

"Hahaha ... ”

“2333”

There was laughter in the live broadcast room.

"No matter, if you don't know how to cherish the opportunity, then I'll choose for myself. Xiao Yi said arrogantly, then straightened his clothes, stroked his hair, and strode towards the stockings beauty... walked behind it.

"Little sister, how old is this year?"

"Tomorrow will be fourteen. Little Lori took the book and looked at it carefully.

"Oh, tomorrow will be fourteen. Xiao Yi smiled, seeing that Xiao Lori was standing by the bookshelf and reading very seriously, and then said with a smile, "Little sister, do you like books?"

"yes, I like it. ”

"Haha, Uncle likes you too. ”

In the next moment, Xiao Yi only felt a chill down his spine.

"Do you want to be faced, and the thirteen-year-old girl won't let go?"

"Dare to seduce my daughter, look for death!"

"Hurry up, roll as far as you can... ”

At the door of the bookstore, a man scolded angrily, and on the street, Xiao Zhi was lying there with a swollen face.

"Haha, overturned .... ”

“2333 ... ”

"Thirteen-year-old you also start, Xiaoyi 6666"

"Three years to start, the highest death penalty, you should be glad to be beaten ... ”

A group of gloating people in the live broadcast room.

Xiao Yi wants to cry now, why is Nima, a native of Beicheng, so fierce, he was only scolded a few words when he seduced the old lady before, and the most ruthless one was bitten by a, and this is the first time he has been beaten.

"Ciao, don't play, and play again tomorrow in another city. This Nima's life is in danger of flirting with her sister in Beicheng, and her buddy is the successor of socialism, so she naturally cherishes herself... ”

Xiao Yi was about to close the live broadcast and prepare to withdraw, but at this time, a black-faced man came in front of him. At least two meters tall, wearing shoes and leaking toes.

Of course, this is not the point, the focus is on the back of the big man.

"it, beauty!"

"Big beauty ... ”

The live broadcast room blew up, and Xiao Yi also blew up.

"Xiao Yi, hurry up. I'll give you ten rockets to send you to the sky!"

"Ahh ”

"Xiao Yi, your life matters, don't you see that big African man, designated as a bodyguard. Don't look for death .. ”

"Safety first ... ”

"Xiao Yi, don't be cowardly, just flirt ... ”

"Beauty is in front, people can't be brave, what if they get it?"

There is everything in the live broadcast room, Xiao Yi didn't watch it, his heart is beating loudly now. It's like countless fawns colliding.

"That's what it feels like, that's what it feels like .... ”

"Dude has read countless beauties, and finally waited for this moment ... ”

"The feeling of a heartbeat, a long-lost person ... ”

"I've finally waited ... ”

Xiao Yi was crazy with excitement, and the one hundred and eight flirting routines in his mind were filtering wildly. He wants to choose the best, he wants to choose the foolproof one, and he has to hit it with one hit.

Fate is a very ethereal thing. If you miss it, I'm afraid you really missed it.

"Tubes, people die and birds are facing the sky, and they will not die for thousands of years. ”

"Everyone, I'm going to be on Xiaoyi, endless, drinking blood, mercury knife, buddies are ready, full power output, take it in one blow ... ”

Xiao Yi let go of the cruel words, and then greeted him confidently.

"Hello beauty, I ... ”

Boom!

A bigfoot, regrettably, kicked him to the side of the road.

"Paralysis, you've stepped on my foot!" Iron Bull shouted angrily.