Chapter 0455: Fan Dagongzi's Affair
Seeing the playboy behaving like this, the most unhappy person was the little villain Lin Feng.
If his red banknotes were deceived by Fan Dagongzi to buy luxury cars, it would be better to fund the orphanage for Zhou Jianjun, a rattlesnake.
The more I thought about it, the more unhappy I became, and I felt that I would definitely not be able to sleep if I didn't figure it out, and the next moment, the little villain Lin Feng looked at the playboy Fan Jian with a mocking face, and then said sarcastically and sarcastically: "Hey, hey, hey...... It's okay now, brother, say, how did this car come about, don't tell me which little girl saw that you looked handsome and had a good life, and gave it to you for nothing?"
"Hey, brother, you're only half right, this car was indeed bought by a little girl for my brother. However, it's not because my brother is handsome and has a good job," Speaking of this, the playboy Fan Jian shook his long flowing hair back very tuggingly, and then said arrogantly, "That little lady is looking at my brother's bed's 'work' is super good, and she actually has to buy a car for your brother and me, saying that when his husband is not at home in the future, it will be convenient for me to come and go at night!"
Hearing this, everyone almost fainted!
However, the playboy Fan Jian, who is a superb product, does not have the noble consciousness of "shame", and then he saw him there shamelessly and continued to brag: "Brother, I have worked hard for this car! Do you good brothers want to hear about my brother, Fan Jianfan, the head of the 'Four Sons of Yanjing'?"
As soon as he heard this, Ergoudan immediately came to a very high spirit.
Then he saw that his eyes were shining, and he said eagerly: "Say it quickly, say it quickly, Brother Fan, say it and let the brothers learn it!"
As soon as he finished asking for these with high spirits, the second dog turned around and found that the little villain Lin Feng was looking at him with his murderous eyes.
Ergoudan is also a "shun donkey", and then, seeing this black guy looking at the playboy Fan Jian with a serious face, he immediately changed his words and said: "Say it, old Brother Fan, it's good to say it and make a 'negative teaching material' for me Ergoudan, so that I can know that this kind of thing that I'm sorry for your brother and sister Meizi must not be done!"
Playboy Fan Jian finally caught such an enthusiastic and loyal audience, and immediately burst into flames.
"It is said that my handsome old man Fan Jianfan met a young woman in a high-end community, and after a 'concubine', we both rolled onto the waterbed of the little lady and turned the clouds and rain...... Ahem, ahem, get on a cigarette!"
Playboy Fan Jian stretched out his hand very arrogantly, as if there was no meaning of continuing without a cigarette.
Seeing that Fan Dagongzi behaved like this, the second dog suddenly panicked.
This is a critical moment, if you can't hear the second half of the highlights at this time, it is estimated that you will not be able to sleep well at night and have spring dreams.
Thinking of these, Ergoudan hurriedly rummaged through all his pockets and found that he didn't smoke or bring cigarettes, and then looked at his boss Lin Feng with a smiling face and said flatteringly: "Come on, come on, boss, give Brother Fan a cigarette, it's wonderful, it's very critical, hurry up!"
Seeing Ergoudan's anxious and obscene little expression, Lin Feng rolled his eyes, and immediately pretended to be forced: "Don't look at my brother, I want to hear him talk about filthy and yellow jokes and go buy cigarettes by yourself." ”
As soon as he heard this, Ergoudan immediately salivated and said: "Then that, boss, you are my brother, come on, come on, come on a cigarette, you know that brother is good for this!"
Looking at the decaying appearance of the second dog, the little villain Lin Feng took out his own cigarette, handed one to everyone, and lit it for everyone.
The little cigarette rack was on his mouth, and the playboy Fan Jian came to the momentum: "Okay, the last book said that my handsome old guy Fan Jian and a coquettish little girl were 'fighting hard' on the waterbed, although my brother and I are nearly forty years old, but, who told us to 'kung fu in place, there are many tricks'!"
Speaking of this, the playboy Fan Jian took a puff of cigarette and continued: "After one round, my brother and I are 'dragon spirit and tiger fierce'; after two rounds, my brother and I are 'energetic'; and after three rounds, my brother has become a 'soft whip'......"
Looking at the expectant and envious eyes of everyone, the playboy Fan Jian said that it was foaming at the mouth!
"At the last moment, my brother thought of our 'first name' and 'man's dignity', and at that most critical moment, my brother and I took out the 'magic weapon' that I carried with me, a newly produced Indian fierce medicine ......"
Before the playboy Fan Jian's words were finished, he heard Ergoudan interject and asked: "Then that, what happened in the end, hurry up and say that Brother Fan, I'm in a hurry to die!"
Looking at the fiery appearance of the second dog, the playboy Fan Jian was even more proud, and then saw him dragging and said: "So my brother, my eldest son Fan Jianfan, swallowed three at a time, and instantly became a 'super big wooden stick'!"
Hearing this, Ergoudan's face turned red and he was short of breath, and then asked with a worried face: "Then that and that...... Then what happened to Brother Fan, did you have the phenomenon of early discharge?"
"Damn, you also underestimate your brother and me, brother Ha Er, brother Egg, three 'magic medicine' under the stomach, brother, I 'turned over on the horse' and 'galloped all the way', killing that little girl four times in one go, and finally fainted...... That and that...... Brothers, do you think my handsome guy Fan Jian is 'invincible god of war in bed'? hahahaha...... Hahahaha......"
The playboy Fan Jian had a lewd expression on his face, and then looked at the envious Ergoudan and laughed unscrupulously.
At this time, I heard the little villain Lin Feng ask the playboy Fan Jiandao with a look of disdain: "Hey, brother, do you think I invited you here just to hear you tell you about your 'romantic affairs'?"
"Hey, I forgot to ask, Brother Lin Feng, did you call my brother to go to a nightclub to hunt for beauty, or to go to the 'City That Never Sleeps' to pick up girls?" The next moment, the playboy Fan Jian looked at Lin Feng expectantly and asked.
"There is no 'Yan' hunting, there is no 'girl' bubble, follow my brother to fight, do you want to go?" The next moment, the little villain Lin Feng said with a wicked smile.
Upon hearing this, the playboy Fan Jianma collapsed like a deflated ball.
However, it didn't take long for him to see that the eyes of the eldest prince Fan lit up and he asked again: "That and that...... Is there a girl bubble after the fight?"
As soon as they heard this, everyone fainted again, and their hearts said Could it be that this is really the legendary "flower thief"?
At this time, I heard the second dog and asked Young Master Lin, "Old old old ...... Boss, what did you just say?"
As soon as he heard Ergoudan ask like this, Lin Feng took it for granted and said: "Go to the fight, what's wrong?" Didn't you always do this before, 'smoke a cigarette, do a circle, smoke a cigarette after a circle'!"
As soon as Lin Feng's words fell, he saw the big black and fat face of the second dog, and his brows tightened, and he said again: "Actually, boss...... It used to be before, but now I'm a dog...... Let's be honest...... I'm not suitable to participate in your underworld to fight with the underworld, that will affect your brother and my two dogs' careers......"
Upon hearing this, Lin Feng was stunned.
Then, I saw Master Lin approaching Ergoudan's side, and then circled around the black fat Ergoudan, and finally stopped to look at Ergoudan's big fat cheeks and asked, "Shitu?
Hearing Lin Feng say this, Ergoudan's face turned condensed and he said: "Although my brother and I are not high in position and have a small official rank, we are also part of the people's servants, to put it bluntly, boss, I can even be said to be the leading cadre of the masses and the people of your family!"
Hearing Ergoudan say this, he immediately saw Lin Feng looking at Ergoudan's big black face with a cold face and said: "Continue to pretend, if you don't pretend to be able to die, you can do the leadership, is it difficult to get on the line with those three old ladies and dislike your brother and I Lin Feng have no ability!"
Seeing that his boss didn't use his identity as a people's policeman, Ergoudan immediately protested seriously: "You can't say that, Boss, although my police identity was given to me by my two sisters-in-law, but this shows that my second dogan is eligible, and it also shows that my second dogan is excellent, otherwise why don't you have ......"
Before Ergoudan's words were finished, he saw Lin Feng casually pick up the phone and turn on the speakerphone, and then dialed a phone call, and it didn't take long for the beautiful secretary Ou Mingming's shy voice to come out: "Hey, where are you? Don't forget to come over at night, me, me, me, and me...... Don't sell out......"
As soon as they heard that charming and pleasant sexy female voice, all the brothers held their breath and pricked up their ears to listen.
Everyone else wanted to spy on Lin Feng's privacy, but only Ergoudan was trembling when he heard it.
At this time, I heard Master Lin bluff at the beautiful secretary Ou Mingming opposite: "What kind of old lady are you talking about, you know what to do all day long, what can you do about it......
Saying this, I saw that the young master Lin was very arrogant and turned around to look at everyone and continued to the microphone proudly: "I'll tell you a serious matter, you listen carefully, I don't think Ergoudan is suitable for you to work in your Dongpu Branch, or you cancel his establishment temporarily, I am going to ...... him"
Seeing that the boss was going to fire him with his sister-in-law, the second dog instantly panicked.
The next moment, without waiting for Lin Feng to finish speaking, he saw the second dog swoop up and say loudly into the microphone: "Whoa...... Sister-in-law, right, I ...... I'm two dogs, I'm ...... My boss drank too much, I was joking with you just now, you, you, you......, you You sleep, you you...... Good night to you...... Big Big ...... Sister-in-law...... I'll personally escort my boss to your bed in a while, and you can dream for a while!"
Saying this, Ergoudan quickly hung up the phone, and then Yizheng took a breath and saluted Lin Feng, and then said with a righteous face: "Boss, you say, who are you going to do today, I Ergoudan guarantees to complete the task!"