【62】Crazy, deep mountain party

Li Xiaowu looked at the drunken four-headed wild bear, glared at Peake and said angrily; "You bastard, since you took my Moutai wine and fed it to the bear. Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 info

You kid is trying to find fault, you know that my brother and I want to get drunk tonight, and you still come to waste my wine, you *** are a bastard. ”

Peake opened two bottles of wine and handed one to Li Xiaowu, and after the two touched it, Peake said with a grin; "I'm not thinking about everyone's safety.

Do you think that you are drunk, these four wild bears are not drunk, what if they suddenly attack us?

At that time, you are drunk, and we can't beat them, so tell us what we should do, so getting them drunk now is the best and safest way. ”

Li Xiaowu thought about it, since what this bastard said was still very reasonable, but Li Xiaowu also knew that this was all nonsense from him, and his purpose was actually very simple, just because he thought it was fun to get the wild bear drunk.

After taking a sip of beer, Li Xiaowu patted Peake's shoulder and said; "I heard that your kid is dancing very well in hip-hop, and these drinks are not drunk, so why don't we dance awkwardly."

It's more interesting to place a bet, so let's bet that whoever loses will strip naked and go down to the river to catch a fish. ”

"I can't beat you in a fight, and I can't drink you when I drink, but well, you're going to be unlucky in an awkward dance, so get ready to take off your pants and go fishing in the river." Peake looked at Li Xiaowu and said with a grin.

After laughing, Peake walked in front of the car stereo, turned off the car stereo and said to Jack; "Jack, you come up and DJ, Andris, Sasha, Becky, you come to be witnesses.

Dr. Li, he wants to dance awkwardly with me, the bet is the loser, he has to strip naked and go down to the river to catch a fish before he can come up, ab Barre, yo yo Chek trouble, let's all have a good time. ”

"Come on, Dr. Li, we're looking forward to you stripping naked and going down to the river to fish, hahaha........." Jack and Rustle laughed.

Jack took out his DJing tools, and then a DJoC of their own kind rang out gracefully and vigorously in the quiet mountains.

With the rhythm of the music, Pique suddenly became like a robot, and the mechanical dance was danced by him, as realistic as it was.

And his foot strength is particularly good, he can use the toe of one foot to support the balance of the whole body alone when the body is bent into a flower state.

"Come on, come on, come on, ........." Sasha and Andris were swinging to the music with beer in their hands, while watching Pique scream loudly as they danced.

After finishing a set of hip-hop dances, Peake walked in front of Li Xiaowu, patted his chest, and then patted his crotch brother, with a mockery on his face.

Li Xiaowu drank the beer in his hand in one gulp, landed on the ground with his hands on a backflip, and firmly supported the balance of his entire body with his hands.

In the end, his hands crossed and rotated vigorously, and Li Xiaowu's whole person suddenly rose from the ground like a spiral.

When he rose to a height of one person, Li Xiaowu did a somersault in the air, landed on one foot and then made the same hip-hop dance moves as Pique before, but every movement Li Xiaoguo did was the limit of the human body.

After Li Xiaowu finished dancing, Shasha and Andris were stunned, and Pique, who danced awkwardly with Li Xiaowu, cried aggrievedly.

Under the urging of five pairs of eyes, Peake cried and took off his clothes one by one, and then jumped into the river.

The water surface was dark, and the fish in the water could not be seen, but Peake touched it for a long time, not only did he not even touch a small shrimp, but he was also shivering from the cold.

Li Xiaowu on the shore They held beer in one hand and roast wild boar in the other, eating a mouthful of wild boar and drinking a sip of beer.

Rustle drank beer on the shore and watched Peake grin; "Be careful, I've heard that there are a lot of crabs and water snakes in the water in this area.

You don't have a girlfriend yet, and if that thing is bitten off, you really won't have a girlfriend in the future. ”

"Hahahahahaha........ Pique, my good brother, your sister-in-law is right, you be careful of your little brother ha, wahaha. Jack laughed on the shore with beer and roast boar.

"Don't laugh, laugh at me again, I'll break off your friendship with you, a bunch of guys with no wolf hearts." Peake fumbled in the water as he shouted to Jack and them.

Li Xiaowu suddenly smelled something stinky under his feet, kicked it with his foot and found that it was a can, looked at the can, and Li Xiaowu said with a puzzled face.

"Is this the canned food you eat? Staying here stinks, disgusting to death, kick it into the river, forget it, lest you keep a disgusting person, hey, Peake, I'm here to lure you fish. ”

"Don't ..... It's over, it's over, Peake, brothers can't stand you. Looking at the cans that were kicked into the river by Li Xiaowu, Jack and Andris looked at Peake and said apologetically.

Not long after the can went down the river, Jack felt a lot of fish swimming under his feet, and Peake looked at Li Xiaowu and said with a grin.

"It's better than Dr. Li, I feel that there are fish everywhere under my feet now, hehe, I can go ashore if I catch one."

There are really a lot of fish, and Pique almost succeeded a few times, but each time he was almost out of the water when he was waiting for the fish to run away.

After some thought, Peake decided to kill the fish in the water and go back to shore, where Peake finally killed a fish, but just as he was about to go ashore, an accident happened.

"Ahh.........h Help, it hurts me. Peake threw away the fish and jumped out of the river to shore.

When Li Xiaowu and the others saw Pique's appearance, they were stunned for a moment and then lay on the ground collectively, laughing and rolling without any image.

Pique was really desolate this time, not to mention two oversized crabs hanging on his little brother, and there were more than a dozen oversized freshwater shrimp hanging behind his buttocks, and now he was in the mood to die.

"Doctor Li, don't laugh, come and help, my little brother is about to be clipped, oh mom, it really hurts, woo woo.... Bastard, I won't go down the river after killing Lao Tzu. Peake stood in front of Li Xiaowu and asked Li Xiaowu for help with a painful face.

Li Xiaowu took out a pair of scissors, directly cut the pincers of the two big crabs, and then took the big crabs off.

As for the freshwater shrimp behind Pique's buttocks, Li Xiaowu directly chose to use brute force to pick them off one by one like picking peanuts.

After finishing it, Pique lay on the ground, holding his little brother and ass and pumping cold air, seeing Pique's painful appearance, Li Xiaowu took out a drop of healing with a wry smile, and helped Pique's every wound to be wiped a little.

A minute had passed, and Peake put on his clothes, took the crab and freshwater shrimp, and roasted them in front of the fire.

The six of them talked and laughed, ate and drank, and played until about three o'clock in the morning before they disbanded, and Jack and Andris took their respective girlfriends back to the cabin.

The tent by the river left only Li Xiaowu and Pique, who was already drunk and unconscious, plus four wild bears who were also drunk and unconscious.

Li Xiaowei threw Pique into the tent, then put the four wild bears into his own space, and then got into the tent himself and began to sleep.

Although it's a pity that I couldn't get drunk, but tonight's deep mountain party, Li Xiaowu and Pique they both had a lot of fun, of course, except for Pique, everyone thinks it's a wonderful night. (To be continued.) )