Chapter 56: Half-aged
I called the monitor's phone number, and after two rings, it went through immediately.
And the sound coming from the other side of the monitor is clear. I turned on the hands-free so that the beard could listen to it.
Coincidentally, on the other side of the monitor, Song Hao was talking, especially when he was no longer smiling hypocritically, but roaring.
He shouted, "Malegobi, I just asked the army, he didn't recruit any new people at all, so there must be something wrong with the three people who came this time." ”
There was another voice, which I could hear was Lei Zi, and he advised Song Hao, "Boss, you can dissipate your anger." ”
With a snapping sound, I guess Lei Zi got a mouthful. Song Hao was not only angry, but raised his voice and said, "Your kid is very good-looking, so the boss decided to let you be a 'stallion', which is also a good thing, but you can't have more eyes? When you see an unfamiliar face this time, why don't you ask more, and even call me over in advance?"
Lei Zi didn't dare to refute, yes, yes, yes.
Song Hao snorted and said, "You remember, if Lao Tzu sees that you are pleasing to the eye, he will let you be a stallion all the time, but if you are an eyesore, who is not changed?"
Lei Zi was obviously a little panicked, and he also angrily scolded the three of us "delivery people", which means, when these three beasts come back, I will pop their chrysanthemums.
When Beard heard this, he couldn't help but curse back, "This fucking pervert." ”
And I was able to hold back and continue listening.
Then Song Hao and Lei Zi said some inconsequential things, and Song Hao seemed to turn around and leave. Lei Zi stammered and followed, and finally there was a sound of the door opening, and Lei Zi called Song Hao a smiling face again, but after the sound of the door closing, the listener was quiet.
My beard and I were stunned all at once. The beard asked me, "Smiley?" So, Song Hao is a smiley?"
I couldn't help but smile bitterly, and at this moment, Song Hao's smiling face appeared in front of me.
I also connected a lot of things because of this, and even thought of Jiro. I reminded the beard, "It seems that the murderer who crippled Jiro has been found." ”
The beard scolded, and responded in this way.
I quickly hung up my phone as well, and made up my mind to wait a little longer to call the monitor's SIM card, because the monitor is battery-dependent, and I keep talking to it, which is very draining.
It took us more than an hour to complete this journey. And I kept an eye on it, and I didn't go directly to the entrance of Yicun.
The two of us walked around Yicun, trying to find a relatively remote place to sneak in.
But the security of this righteous village is very good, except for a crossbar at the entrance of the village, the other outer edges of the area have also been fenced.
The fence is also covered with burr wires.
Beard and I finally stopped at a fence, and Beard tried, but quickly gave up, saying that if he climbed up regardless of it, he would be covered with cuts.
I looked around, and there was a bush not far behind me, and it was all withered and mostly hay.
I beckoned my beard to come along, picked up the hay one by one, and spread it all over the fence.
To be honest, the hay isn't very effective, but having them cover can help somewhat.
Eventually, Beard and I jumped in one after the other. I had a cut in my pants, my beard was on my back than mine, and my clothes and pants were counted, let alone four or five cuts.
Hu Zilian said that he was unlucky, and after he looked left and right, he said to me, "Lao Tzu seems to be lost, where is the north?"
I thought to myself, he's stupid, he can't look at the sun, but when I look up, it's cloudy......
I'll put aside the matter of recognizing the direction for a while, because it is imperative that we get two sets of clothes, otherwise it will be too obvious to walk around this righteous village in this delivery suit.
Beard and I walked around the neighborhood and there was a clothes pole in front of a farmhouse with a few freshly washed coats hanging from it.
These coats are very ordinary, but I said to myself, the more ordinary the better.
The bearded thief and I hunched over and ran quietly. I put my beard on the sentry, and he stretched out his big hand and picked up all his clothes with a whoosh.
The two of us found another alley and hid in it to change clothes together.
After I changed it, I deliberately moved around. This dress is just the right size. And the beard is not good, and after he finished changing his clothes, he took out an uncomfortable posture.
I stared at him for a while, and finally at his trouser leg.
The leg was noticeably shorter. I reassured him that it meant that this was just a temporary move for the two of us, so you should get over it.
I didn't expect it to be uncomfortable not in the trouser legs. He lifted up his shirt and pointed to the crotch of his pants and said, "I really don't know which pants are designed by immoral things, why are the crotch of these pants so tight." ”
I'll take a closer look. Indeed, he's bulging there, and just looking at it makes me feel uncomfortable.
I also thought of a trick, and deliberately helped him pull his pants down and adjust the angle, but I couldn't do anything. To put it bluntly, the beard is tight.
In the end, the beard gave up, and took a bearable posture and said to me, "Let's get down to business first." ”
We buried all the clothes we had taken off, and then walked out of the alley.
We walked down the street for a while, but I couldn't find anything just by looking at the village. I also called the monitor, which was also quiet.
I discussed with Hu Zi again, "Find a farmhouse where no one is around, let's go in and rummage through it to see if we can find anything?"
Beard said yes, and sneaked in, which is Beard's strong point.
He took me with him and quickly set his sights on a farmhouse. The door to the farmhouse was locked. Beard also deliberately leaned in front of the window to take a look, making sure that there was no one inside.
When Beard was changing clothes, of course, he also took his secret weapon, a gadget specially designed for stealing.
At this point, he took out all the hard cards and wire. He fiddled with the door lock, and in just ten seconds, the door lock was solved by him.
One after the other, we tiptoed in.
As soon as I entered the house, I smelled a faint smell of perfume, which indicated that the owner of the house was a woman.
And when I looked at it roughly, I found that there was no decoration in this farmhouse, and it was all old-fashioned furniture and beds, and there were even "high and low".
I divided the work with the beard, I was in charge of the "high and low", and the beard was in charge of the bed, and we both turned it up.
But before we could do it, a woman came out of the back room.
This farmhouse is a suite, to put it bluntly, inside and outside. The two of us were picking locks and rummaging things just now, and there was no movement in the room, who would have thought that there were people.
And this woman didn't wear much clothes, she was **** on her upper body, and only a translucent lace panty was left on her lower body.
She looked at the two of us and snorted.
My beard and I were so touched by this sound that we almost fryed.
We stopped what we were doing and looked at her together.
This woman has a really good figure, the **** is very warped, the buttocks are very warped, and in addition, there is a small waist.
Beard originally had a passionate and unrestrained heart, and this time looking at such a little stunner, Beard suddenly reacted.
But he was wearing "tight crotch pants", and when he reacted like this, he was even more uncomfortable.
The beard grinned. This was caught by the woman again.
She wasn't afraid of us at all, and even if she thought about it, we were dressed in rural clothes, and we didn't have the aura of bandits or robbers at all.
The woman pointed to the crotch of her beard, and she really couldn't see it, and she said, "You're so big here!"
The beard was stunned, and his rod was very unassuming, or rather powerful, when suddenly I heard a snort from the crotch of his pants.
The crotch of this pants was actually broken.
In normal times, after the average girl encounters this scene, she will be a hooligan and a pervert, but this woman is more and more interested.
While touching her chest, she said to the beard, "Brother, I like you, I want to give you a baby, let's make one!"
What did I and Beard shout?
The woman looked at me again. She didn't refuse to come, or said that it was enough ****.
She saw that I was very good-looking, and she was also attracted by my appearance. She pursed her lips and smiled, and made another little gesture to hook up with me and said, "Handsome guy, you come too, I also want to conceive a child for you." ”
I really can't understand this woman's logic, but the beard is really a sperm, and he doesn't care about thinking about this and that.
He smiled evilly and took the initiative to take a step forward. He took advantage of the time and said to me, "Xiao Bo, you wait for a while, let me come, when I'm done, you can go up again, don't worry, there will definitely be a share." ”
The woman also took the initiative to lean forward, and she still held the bearded hand, and finally put the bearded hand on her own chest.
The beard was panting heavily, and his body was a little trembling.
I guess he was driven by excitement. But I was sensible, and I watched the beard get tangled with the woman. I fed it a few times, leaned over again, and pulled and pinched it anyway, forcing the beard to separate from her.
The woman looked at me with a reluctant look. The beard was also a little angry.
I didn't care about that, and pulled my beard to a corner, and finally I lowered my voice and said to him, "Are you stupid?"
The beard and brain were almost rusty, and he asked me, "Stupid? Why is Lao Tzu stupid? I said that you only made two mistakes, such a beautiful girl, don't do it for nothing." ”
When he finished speaking, he was going to leave me and run to the girl again.
I put half of my body in front of him and reminded him again, "She did that with you, there was no safety measure." ”
Hu Zi asked rhetorically, "What's wrong? There are no safety measures, Lao Tzu is more comfortable." ”
I said to my heart, this man's IQ is absolutely zero now, I added, "This is Yicun, these women will definitely do something to make themselves pregnant with girls, and these conceived children, there will definitely be no good way out in the future, either go to the fairy jump, or go to be a young lady or something, do you want your descendants to embark on such a miserable path?"
For a moment, the beard became sober, and he frowned.
But this woman sees that the beard is not coming back for a long time, and she is quite good at hooking up with people. She deliberately screamed a few times. The beard was completely unbearable, and his reason was gone.
The beard said to me, "What about the offspring, the children and grandchildren have their own children and grandchildren, I have to think about me first." ”
Then the beard left me, laughed lewdly, and threw himself into the woman's arms.