When he got home, Gu Yan edited the video and the recording slightly, and on the next day, 520, Gu Yan uploaded the video to various video websites. Pen | fun | pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 ｉｎｆｏ

The cover is a photo taken by Gu Yan in the recording studio, he is wearing headphones and standing in front of the microphone, looking very focused and serious.

The title of the video is "For you who are single." ”

On such a day when the whole building of the hotel was shaking, and the air was filled with the sour smell of love when he went out, Gu Yan gave such a gift, which made the single dogs who stayed at home or in the Internet café burst into tears, and they were about to cry.

"Damn, I didn't expect to receive a gift, thank you. ”

"This is the first time I have received a gift on a Valentine's Day similar day, although it was given by the same sex, but I am also very happy, thank you. ”

"It seems that the god of words is going to sing, and it is hard enough. ”

According to the character of God...... I hope I didn't think much about it. ”

The video starts with a few large words on the screen.

Green Qualification (Single Love Song)

Original singer: Lin Zhixuan

Destroying the song: Gu Yan

Then came the familiar melody...... Hearing this, the single dogs who were still moved just now suddenly stopped their tears and were stunned with a confused expression.

"Poof...... Your uncle, God fucking 520 send single love songs to single dogs!

"In the 160 million kilometers of the big knife, don't say that I won't give you face, let you run to the sun first. ”

"I knew that when would I be so kind, I was waiting here. ”

"It's amazing that my god of words can even sing, don't ask for the sound of heaven, don't die and praise the one. ”

"Yanshen sings, it's the first time to listen to it, although I am looking forward to it, but the mouse has been aligned with the exit button, and I can evacuate the scene at any time. ”

The familiar prelude ended, and Gu Yan finally opened his mouth.

I've never been in a relationship

I really don't understand how you feel

Some of my classmates changed ten girlfriends

I always have my left and right hands with me

You've got a green head on you

Crying like a castrated dog

……

Now is not the time to be worse than anyone else

Suffice it to say that I'm uncomfortable too

It's just a breakup

Breaking up is a luxury

The rich people had eaten enough of the abalone

The beggar only needs a steamed bun

You have also been in love, deeply in love, loved deeply, and had sex before you will be eliminated and replaced

I have been innocent, infatuated, too infatuated, too much in estrus, and not worthy of a kiss

There are so many people who are green

Why not me

Am I really garbage to the point that I don't need to be wasted to be green?

……

I'm eager to fall in love

Eating the old godmother feels angry

Having a cuckold belt is also a kind of wealth

After all, you have to play enough to play

It's just a breakup

Breaking up is a luxury

The rich people have eaten enough of the abalone

The beggar only needs a steamed bun

You've been in love before

But I was innocent

There are so many people who are green

Why not me

Am I really garbage to the point that I don't need to be wasted to be green?

You have also been in love, deeply in love, loved deeply, and had sex before you will be eliminated and replaced

I have been innocent, infatuated, too infatuated, too much in estrus, and not worthy of a kiss

……

You have also been in love, deeply in love, loved deeply, and had sex before you will be eliminated and replaced

I have been innocent, infatuated, too infatuated, too much in estrus, and not worthy of a kiss

There are so many people who are green

Why not me

Am I really garbage to the point that I don't need to be wasted to be green?

Ask for a beautiful young lady with white skin and big breasts, even if you come to green me

…………

After a song was sung, after a short silence, there was an outburst, and everyone watching the video was angry and went away.

"My day your brother!"

"I have a sentence that my mother sells batches and must talk about it today!"

"What the is this!!I'm so angry!!Even if I'm single, I'm still being targeted everywhere! I can't live this day. ”

"Don't say anything, Lao Tzu has to hack him to death today!"

"Critical Damage -1,000,000, Fans of the God of Words - 10,086, Fan Rage - Positive Infinity. ”

"The more I listen, the more uncomfortable I become, Lao Tzu is going to take revenge on the society! The TT in the supermarket has pricked them with needles! I went to the cinema and booked all the seat numbers, and when I saw a couple on the street, I rushed up and hugged the man and didn't let go......"

After a burst of angry scolding, when everyone calmed down, their hands involuntarily clicked on the replay.

"Don't say it, Yan Shen's singing is so good, heart-rending singing, hysterical roar, very meaningful, and this word change is really amazing! ”

"I sang the whole song along with it, can you believe it??"

"Looking at the lyrics carefully, it really pierces the heart, and the holes can be used as watering cans. ”

"It's not just a stab in the heart, it's just a direct stab with a knife!"

However, the most heart-wrenching thing is not these, Gu Yan also added a photo of him and Shen Xiaoyi and a sentence at the end of the video.

"Hey, my girlfriend has to pester me to go fishing, it's really annoying. ”

This sentence was like an Italian cannon, scorching everyone on the outside and tender on the inside, with blue faces and smoke above their heads.

The most infuriating thing is that it is impossible to refute it yet!

……

No matter what they said or how they scolded, Gu Yan couldn't see it, because he was blowing the sea breeze on the yacht at the moment and looking at the sea view.

There are seven of them in total, Gu Yan Shen Xiaoyi, Sister Chengwen Pengwen, Lin Ke Lin Nan, plus a yacht driver, in fact, Gu Yan can also exchange a skill, but he still has to be high, how can he have time to drive a yacht.

Sitting on the sofa and looking at the vast and endless sea, it seems that my mind seems to have become much broader, and in this realm, it makes people feel refreshed and relaxed.

Before getting on the yacht, Gu Yan had already bought all kinds of tools, sea fishing, surfing, all of which needed to be experienced, and of course, wine and food.

There's a lot of space on the yacht, just seven of them, plus a few things are more than enough.

Although the temperature is high and the weather is hot, there is still a hint of coolness when standing on the yacht at high speed, blowing the sea breeze, but everyone must wear some sunscreen, otherwise the sun is so big that it is scary.

The six of them sat at the table at the front of the yacht, chatting and drinking.

Taking a sip of red wine and putting down the wine glass, Lin Ke looked at Gu Yan and said, "Are you sure that the script you wrote is feasible? It is too different from the youth-themed movies on the market now." ”

"I didn't smoke, drink, fight, and have an abortion, right? Don't compare those garbage youth movies with what I wrote, they are not on the same level at all. ”

Gu Yan drank the last bit of wine in the wine glass and stood up, "I'm here to play today, don't discuss work, I'll go to make a wave first, and line up behind the play." ”

After speaking, Gu Yan pulled Shen Xiaoyi to the back, found the driver first, explained the situation to him, and asked him to slow down a little first, and then speed up.

PS: It's not that I deliberately water, the lyrics are really interesting, if you want to listen to the version sung, you can join the group, or search for "a big bowl of sleigh is green," I was approved by himself.