Chapter 20: The Ghost Who Touched His Ass
I can't help but think about the beard, otherwise how could there be anyone else around? But how could Beard sneak over and touch my ass, especially so quietly?
I'll admit it, my heart was pounding at this moment, but I also had the courage to turn around sharply. Pen % fun % Pavilion www.biquge.info
Behind him is a bush, where is anyone? I stared at my ass again, wondering what the hell was going on.
I noticed a small bush sticking out very close to my buttocks, and I wondered if it was it, it had just happened to touch my buttocks.
I just held it and slashed it twice on my ass. The twig was a little sharp, and it hurt me to scratch, and it wasn't the same way it felt just now.
I frowned as I thought about it when there was a rustling sound in front of me, which caught my attention again.
I looked back. The bushes in front of me were dense, but the density didn't completely block my vision, and I saw two eyes suddenly appear inside the bushes.
They are like light bulbs, even green and faint, very panicked. I was less than half a meter away from it, and I didn't know how I felt at this moment.
I also thought about ghosts. The eyes didn't last long, and in the blink of an eye, they vanished, presumably closed.
I screamed in complete fright, and almost lost my balance and sat back.
It's hard to imagine what the consequences will be after sitting like this. At the critical moment, I hurriedly came with a few frog jumps. I barely let myself not step on anything and escaped a catastrophe.
I hurriedly wiped my butt again, and when I stood up with my pants up, I looked around at the bushes. At first glance it didn't look unusual, but I walked around again while sweeping the bushes with my legs.
When Hu Zi saw my move from afar, he called me very puzzled and asked me, "Brother Xiao, after you finish solving the tuba, what kind of interest is this?" On the big night, do you want to catch grasshoppers? ”
I didn't want to talk to him about this on the phone, so I asked him to wait for me, and I didn't look for a reason and rushed back to the car immediately.
I asked the beard, "Did you encounter anything strange when you were squatting in the tuba just now?" ”
Hu Zi thought about it for a long time, and finally said very solemnly that he was bored when he squatted, and rubbed his stick, I don't know if this is a strange thing, right?
I cursed secretly, and said in my heart that this pervert is not serious at any time. I told him what had happened to him again.
His first reaction was to laugh and say Are you telling a ghost story?
I hurriedly waved my hand, that means, ghost stories are a fart, and emphasized that I was touched on my ass at that time, which I really felt.
The beard touched my butt and asked if this was how it felt.
He's a big man, and when he touches it, he makes me feel too uncomfortable. I told him to get out of the car with me and look for it again in the bush.
The beard didn't want to go, and shook his head again and again. I was trying to persuade him when there was a thud on the roof of Xiali's car. My beard and I were all excited, and we both looked up.
There is no sunroof on this car, it is all iron, and we can't see anything. The beard muttered, "What fell and hit our car?" ”
Before I could reply, there was another thud on the windshield of the Xiali, and with this sound, there was a big hole in the glass.
I thought of a possibility, and shouted to the beard, "Fuck, there's someone on the roof." ”
The beard was stunned in disbelief, and then there was a continuous crackling on the windshield. Beard and I saw half a wooden stick falling from the roof of the car, banging incessantly against the windshield.
The beard took out a fierce face, and it looked like he was about to get out of the car.
I don't think it's appropriate to do this, especially when the enemy is on the roof of the car, and the moment we get out of the car, won't the head become the target of his attack?
I sat my beard steady, and I got up in a hurry and drove forward with all my might.
In just a distance of more than ten meters, I forced the car to drive to a small forty miles, and I suddenly braked suddenly.
I wanted the Xiali to do us a favor, at least with a sudden braking that would make the enemies on the roof of the car fall off.
I'm also watching the way forward. The glass shattered in a lot of places, which somewhat interfered with my vision, but it was fine.
I didn't get anything out of it in the end, and during this time, my beard raised his fist and smashed it against the top of the car.
His fist was also quite hard, and the wagon of the Charley itself was thin, and he smashed it, and in some places it was slightly deformed, and a small piece protruded upwards.
There had been no movement on the roof. I measured it in my heart and beckoned to the beard, "Be vigilant, get out of the car together." "And we both jumped out as soon as the car door opened.
The two of us stood on both sides of the Xiali car, one left and one right, and looked up together. Not to mention people on the roof of the car, there is not even a ghost.
The beard was amazed, and he didn't think I was telling a ghost story. I was stunned for a moment, trying to find an explanation.
Perhaps because of this tossing and turning, there was a lot of noise, and the lights of a nearby farmhouse came on, and the dog barked.
This dog is really strong enough, and the barking is very fierce, and the dogs of the surrounding residents are also soaking in the vicinity of it.
I'm afraid that if I continue to delay like this, don't lure the villagers out, in that case, my beard and I will be exposed.
I told the beard to get into the car quickly, and I drove Xiali and left the village first.
On the way, I felt that this matter could not be suppressed, so I called Li Ziyang again.
On this big night, Li Ziyang fell asleep. Originally, when he answered the phone, he was confused, but when he heard me talk about it, he was completely sober, and he agreed to meet in the backyard of the Guangxi Police Station.
He moved faster than we did, and his home was probably not far from the police station. He arrived first and opened the backyard door.
On the way there, I threw away the small black cloth bag containing the fake diamond, because I didn't want Li Ziyang to see it, and in addition, I smashed a big hole in the windshield to make it easier to drive.
Wait for me to drive the Xiali into the courtyard. The windshield is the most noticeable. After I got out of the car, I didn't explain much, we just stared at it.
Li Ziyang took out a pondering posture and spoke for a while, and he asked us instead, "Have you encountered a ghost?" ”
The beard and I don't know how to answer. Li Ziyang had another idea and asked the two of us, "Could it be that a villager threw something out of the yard and was spread out by the two of us?" ”
I've thought about this possibility, but my beard and I can clearly see the stick that smashed the glass. Let me stress this again.
Li Ziyang shook his head incredulously, saying that the two informants who were in charge of squatting in the blink of an eye before the two of us said that they had seen ghosts, and the police once thought they were lazy and lying, but now that they look at it, it doesn't seem to be that kind of thing.
I wanted to strangle this Officer Li to death at this moment, and I said that he originally mentioned that those two informants were lazy, who would have thought that he didn't say everything at that time?
Hu Zi and I were also more or less frightened by this ghost, and our faces were not good, so Li Ziyang decided to let the two of us take a rest, and don't rush to squat for a while.
He is not a police officer in charge of informants, so he is not very clear about how the Guangxi police arrange the accommodation of informants.
But he introduced me and Beard to a guest house, which he thought was good in every way, and he called the guest house and booked us a room, and the room was paid by the police.
After careful calculation, I have been squatting with Beard for nearly two days, and we are indeed tired. The two of us took their leave, and we didn't drive away from the Xiali.
The security of this guest house is also good, and every room below the third floor is equipped with anti-theft windows. Beard and I sat in a standard room in the corner of the third floor.
After the two of us lay down in bed, Hu Zi asked me, "Our brothers met a ghost again this time and broke the Xiali car, which is equivalent to messing up this mission, will the police send other informants to squat and blink an eye?" ”
I guessed it was a possibility, but I didn't think too deeply about it for a while. I mean, get a good night's sleep first, replenish your energy, and wait until tomorrow, take one step at a time.
I took out the two diamonds hidden in my socks before I went to bed. For one thing, they are such high-end things, and they can't be smoked by my feet all the time, and in addition, they always slip under my feet, and I panic all the way.
I walked around the room and finally focused on the toothpaste.
I stuffed the two diamonds into the toothpaste again, and told my beard not to brush my teeth tomorrow morning, otherwise I would be careful that my mouth would be scratched.
The beard was dazed and almost asleep, so he responded casually.
I slept quite deeply, and the guest house was not in the downtown area, it was very quiet, and this environment was also conducive to rest.
It wasn't until the next morning, when my beard suddenly snorted, that I was woken up.
I woke up cold, and before my brain could get used to it, I stared at my beard in a daze. Bearded and trousers, he stood by the bed, and said, "Where's my clothes?" Then he looked at me and asked, "Damn, where are your clothes?" ”
I quickly came to my senses, and looked at the bedside table, which was empty.
We both put our clothes here before bed, and I put the money under my pillow.
I also remember clearly, the door was locked, and now the door lock is untouched, in other words, no one has been there during this period.
My brother and I were all wearing trousers and looked for it in the house.
The beard also muttered to himself, saying which of the two of us was sleepwalking? Hiding your clothes?
It occurred to me that the thief must have come to us again, and that he was trying to make trouble, and that he had taken away his clothes, but the money had not been moved.
The last time he put the tape in front of the window, I followed this line of thought, and went to the window again, and when I opened the window and looked down the guardrail, I guy, my beard and I were all down the stairs, piled up in a haphazard manner.
I beckoned Beard to come and take a look. Beard also realized that the thief had done it.
He said as ugly as he wanted, and greeted all the eighteen generations of the thief's ancestors. I think in my heart, can it mean anything real to him scolding like this?
I suggested again, "Brother Beard, you go down and bring your clothes." ”
Beard stared at his pants, especially since he was experiencing morning erection, he shook his head vigorously, saying that it was too embarrassing to go on like this.
Of course, I didn't want to go down, so I did the beard work again.
It just so happened that there was a tricycle rider passing by in the distance, and it was a garbage picker in the distance. The bearded man shouted and the uncle, and deliberately pointed to the clothes downstairs, which meant that he wanted to ask him to do a favor.
This uncle estimated that he didn't have any good harvest in the morning, and he was straining his face, and when he was pointed at by his beard, his eyes lit up, and he kicked a car and rushed here.
When I saw this, my heart was broken, and the beard was a thing that lacked eyes and eyes, didn't this lead the "wolf" over?