Chapter 0523: Little Police Flower's Bloody Plan
"That's that...... That...... Isn't Xiao Beibei's birthday over, isn't it a bit ...... to give her another time" The beautiful secretary Ou Mingming obviously didn't lie, so he said worriedly.
"What's that, isn't there a leap year and a leap month? As long as you are willing to use your brain, it is not impossible to celebrate his birthday three times or five times a year!" Saying this, the little policeman Ou Xiaolei continued to smile evilly and said, "Yuanshui also needs to quench the thirst of the near, who called us physiologically normal women, don't you see that those little girls born in the zero have lived a happy life, do you say that I, the post-90s and you, the two hungry and thirsty 'lonely old men' of the post-80s, can I do it without some small means?"
"That's that...... What if he finds out? It's not good for us to lie to people!" Ou Mingming, the beautiful secretary, obviously didn't agree with the little niece Ou Xiaolei's approach, so he hurriedly asked weakly.
"Damn, what else can we do? He's throwing flowers and grass everywhere, are we just going to sit back and wait?"
At this time, Ou Xiaolei, the little police flower, had an ambiguous smile on her face, and then added lustfully, "We two big women can't get him together?" Just use the trick in the island country film we studied together a few days ago, the one of 'Super Sandwiches', and it won't make him fly...... Hee-hee-hee!
At this time, there was a knock at the door, and the beautiful secretary Ou Mingming immediately made a "shh
Zhang Xi, the little secretary who came in at the call, was a little girl who had just walked out of the campus, and she had obviously heard the heavy content of the little police officer Ou Xiaolei unscrupulously talking about the sexual affairs of her aunt and nephew in bed in the office.
Then, I saw the little girl Zhang Xi blushing and secretly glanced at her beautiful boss Ou Xiaolei, and then looked at the beautiful woman Ou Mingming, who had just been transferred out of the police force and promoted to be the secretary of the management committee, and then smiled shyly and put down the documents and left as if fleeing.
As soon as the little secretary Zhang Xi left, the beautiful secretary Ou Mingming yelled at the little police flower Ou Xiaolei: "I blame you, I am so loud, and I am not afraid that people will hear it!"
"Damn, you can still blame me, I ...... Aren't you in a hurry to get angry!Otherwise, I would be so loud?" said the little police Hua Ou Xiaolei indignantly.
"Then you can't be quiet!" the beautiful secretary Ou Mingming continued to say angrily.
"Take a look...... Let me whisper, aren't you so loud too?" the little police flower Ou Xiaolei retorted with her big beautiful eyes.
"I, I, I ......"
"You, you...... What do you ...... you?"
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The cold wind is howling, and the dead leaves are scattered.
Yanjing Street was full of red lanterns early in the morning, and various banners of "Welcome to the Spring Festival" fluttered in the streets and alleys in the dry and cold wind......
The little villain Lin Feng and the playboy Fan Jian appeared on the streets of Yanjing in a black trench coat and black sunglasses, looking very much like the local local community gangsters.
Especially with the little villain Lin Feng's swaying walking posture and the long fluttering hair of the playboy Fan Jian, no one looks like a good person.
Not long ago, Lin Feng received a call from the beautiful agent Shangguan Ning, saying that he had finally completed the "Written Agreement on the Lease of Longshan Mountains and Their Affiliated Sea Areas and Related Matters" after a lot of efforts, and he needed to sign and verify the relevant procedures.
As soon as he heard this, Lin Feng was overjoyed, and said in his heart, isn't a man's career about to start!
However, then the girl Shangguan Ning told Master Lin that he was not interested, that is, the "Gyeonggi Military Region Competition" that he had promised some time ago was about to take place, and then the dignitaries of various countries would gather in Yanjing, and soon you would participate in this competition as a glorious warrior......
Before the girl Shangguan Ning finished speaking, Young Master Lin scolded her mother in her heart......
However, as soon as he considered that Shangguan Ning, a girl from other countries, had negotiated the "Written Agreement on the Lease of Longshan Mountains and Their Affiliated Sea Areas and Related Matters" for her long-term stay in Yanjing, Young Master Lin then swallowed the cursed words that had already reached his lips.
Anyway, Lao Bai himself has to go to the capital to complain about his grievances, so he still has to get the "Written Agreement on the Lease of Longshan Mountains and Their Affiliated Sea Areas and Related Matters", and then he will take off the crown of the "king of the army" in a big competition, and the old Chinese men in the province will be forced to be poor.
Thinking of this, Lin Feng told the girl Shangguan Ning that I also had something to go to Yanjing, but you must not tell Tiantian and Hua Jiaoyang about my itinerary.
As soon as he heard this, Shangguan Ning on the other side smiled and said to Young Master Lin that you are here, anyway, from my standpoint, I will never inform those two "little".
Hearing that the beautiful agent Shangguan Ning assured Lin Fengle like this, then the grandson salivated and said Little girl, you just wash your ass and wait for your brother's "spicy hands to destroy flowers", I will make you unable to get out of bed for three days when I arrive in Yanjing......
In the infinitely obscene voice of Young Master Lin, the beautiful agent Guan Ning hung up the phone, and just about to get up, he found that he had been provoked by the little bad on the other side to the Yellow River, and his cotton underwear was already wet......
The girl Shangguan Ning scolded angrily, little villain, you wait, after you come, sister, I won't tire you down, sister, I've been waiting for you for so long, bad guy......
In fact, just for this operation, the little villain Lin Feng originally wanted the little black snake to come with him in the rainy season.
However, considering that the little black snake was not as familiar with Yanjing as the playboy Fan Jian in the rainy season, and the orphanage still needed manpower to assist Zhou Jianjun, he had to give up in the end.
Before coming, the little villain Lin Feng was in the cement board room of the thirteenth sister's "Bihai Fengyue Hotel", on a pile of large beds full of inflatable dolls of various skin colors, and pulled up the sleeping Fan Dagongzi......
Although the "Bihai Fengyue Hotel" has been replaced with a two-story steel structure covering an area of nearly 100 square meters, the broken board house built by Playboy Fan is still the same as before. The reason is that Fan Dagongzi said that the habit of living here is ventilation and lighting, and the scenery is not ordinary!
The little villain Lin Feng explained his intentions, and said that he was not very familiar with Yanjing, and he had to trouble Brother Fan and his brother to go to Yanjing to do a few big things.
As soon as he heard this, the playboy Fan Jianma, who was still sleepy-eyed, was in good spirits, and agreed without saying anything.
It turned out that Fan Gongzi had something to go back to his hometown Yanjing, so as soon as he heard that his good brother Lin Feng was going to Yanjing to run errands, he immediately agreed without thinking about it.
However, when the little villain Lin Feng and the playboy Fan Jianyi mentioned the name of Qin Zilan, a female official of the Ministry of Supervision of the Commission for Discipline Inspection, Fan Dagongzi actually said with a look of embarrassment: "Hey, brother, what are you looking for a 'stone girl'?"
"What is the 'Stone Girl'?" asked the little villain Lin Feng in surprise.
"Damn, brother, the bubble girl is looking for a 'soft girl', you look at the brother I am looking for, not only are they good but also have materials!" Looking at the misty look on Young Master Lin's face, the playboy Fan Jianma put on an expression of "hating iron does not become steel".
"As you say...... Isn't that kind of 'stone girl' bad, will you get gallstones if you engage in a 'stone girl'?" asked the little villain Lin Feng with a puzzled expression.
Seeing that his good brother Lin Feng was so lonely and unheard, Fan Dagongzi said with a disdainful expression: "Damn, brother, aren't you known as the 'Golden Gun Doesn't Defeat the Little Overlord'? Why can't you even understand the 'Stone Girl'?"
The little villain Lin Feng was made dewy by Fan Gongzi, but in the end, he didn't understand what type of woman this so-called "stone girl" in the mouth of the playboy Fan Jian was.
Thinking of this, the little villain Lin Feng asked Fan Dagongzi with a pious face: "Old Brother Fan, you are my own brother, can you give your brother a science popularization of the definition of the so-called 'stone girl' and its growth process, okay?"
Playboy Fan Jian looked at the little villain Lin Feng's cheap little expression, and immediately said with a sense of accomplishment: "Hey, brother, you are so modest and studious, brother, I, Fan Jian, have to reluctantly teach you what the 'Stone Girl' is, the origin of the 'Stone Girl', the growth process of the 'Stone Girl', and the ...... of the 'Stone Girl'."
As soon as he heard Fan Dagongzi say this, Lin Feng panicked, and said in his heart that if this "flower thief" Brother Fan was allowed to teach the "Stone Girl" in detail, he didn't know that he would talk about the Year of the Monkey.
Now what I want to know most is why the little girl named Qin Zilan is a "stone girl", not a "soil girl" or a "water girl", and I know my confidant and prepare in advance.
Thinking of this, Lin Feng immediately interrupted Grand Master Fan and said, "Okay...... Good brother, then let's make a long story short, you can briefly introduce the little lady named Qin Zilan and win, let's discuss the rest in depth later!"
Seeing his good brother's impatient little expression, the playboy Fan Jianma gave Young Master Lin the knowledge of "Stone Girl" with a disdainful face......
"The so-called 'Stone Girl', the scientific name is 'Hymen is thick', but the Yanjing dialect is called 'Stone Girl', I don't know when it was called, I don't know ......"
As soon as he heard this, the little villain Lin Feng's face changed greatly, and then he suddenly said: "I'll just say, how can a good little girl do such a morally unethical job of the Commission for Discipline Inspection and the Ministry of Supervision, it turns out that she is physically defective!"
Hearing Lin Feng say this, the playboy Fan Jianma looked at the little villain Lin Feng with a dewy face, and then said: "What? Physical defects? That woman named Qin Zilan is very healthy, and after graduating from the military academy, she has worked in the national security system for many years, and it was also during the period when their Qin family was the most powerful...... Later, it seems that he was transferred to the Yanjing Commission for Discipline Inspection 'Rectification Office', which is probably also for the needs of their Qin family to take power again, and then ...... Brother, I don't know!"