Chapter 145: Pretending to be a man
"Uncle, has something happened?" Seeing that Zhang Yu was back, Lin Wanyu immediately walked over with a glass of water and asked worriedly. Pen % fun % Pavilion www.biquge.info
After taking the water cup and taking a sip of water, Zhang Yucai smiled and said, "Don't worry, it's not a big deal, it's just that the matter of Gumu was discovered by the people above." ”
"Huh!? Will we go to jail? Will the police uncle come and arrest us? After Lin Wanyu heard this, she was even more worried.
It is understandable that Lin Wanyu has this kind of thought, there is no way, although she is a magician now, she has experienced too few things, so now that she kills someone, she will inevitably feel nervous.
"Fool, how is that possible? It turns out that Gu Mu should be a villain, and even the country is looking for him, so this time we can be regarded as eliminating harm for the people, and we will immediately achieve a great success, and maybe we can get some rewards! Zhang Yu said.
"Really?!" Hearing this, Lin Wanyu immediately showed a surprised expression.
"Of course, will Uncle still lie to you?"
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Time flies, spring turns to summer, and the weather begins to get hotter gradually. Recently, there was also a swimming pool near the love apartment.
That day, Li Zhengguo and his entourage never came to Zhang Yu and Xiao Hei again after leaving, and the uncle was also very puzzled about this, what about the reward?
However, Uncle Zhang Yu doesn't care much about these, as long as his life is comfortable.
On this day, Uncle Zhang Yu and Lin Wanyu came to the bar downstairs out of boredom, only to find Zeng Xiaoxian alone with a sad face. The two looked at each other, both very puzzled.
"Xiaoxian, what are you doing here?" Zhang Yu walked over, patted Zeng Xiaoxian's shoulder and asked.
"Alas~ Uncle, Wanyu, you are here." Seeing that it was Zhang Yu and Lin Wanyu, Zeng Xiaoxian immediately smiled and said hello, but this smile was awkward.
"I said you're young, why are you doing with a bitter face?" Zhang Yu continued to ask.
"Alas~ Uncle, you don't know, I'm struggling with whether to unsubscribe from this magazine now." Hearing Zhang Yu's question, Zeng Xiaoxian's face immediately darkened again.
"I said, what do you have to worry about? If you want to retreat, you can retreat! Zhang Yu was a little speechless when he heard this, Zeng Xiaoxian's phobia of choice is really serious!
"Alas~ Uncle, you don't know, this magazine is limited to 2,000 copies in the city! Money doesn't necessarily mean you can't buy it, and with it, it's equivalent to you're one of the top 2,000 fashionistas in the city! You know, I'm a member of the public and I have to keep up with the fashion trends! Zeng Xiaoxian said, when he said it, he was still very proud.
"Oh? Is that so, this magazine is so good? Zhang Yu was also a little curious when he heard this, picked up a large stack of magazines, looked at it, and the three big characters on the cover instantly dispelled his idea of reading it, because the name of this magazine is: pretend to be a man!
Just kidding, uncle, I'm a real man, okay, do I need to pretend?
"I said Xiaoxian, have you been deceived? This magazine doesn't look like a high-end magazine! Zhang Yu said. Although Zhang Yu doesn't usually read magazines, Lin Wanyu is a daughter, walking at the forefront of international fashion, and with her, even her uncle's vision has improved a lot.
"How is that possible? Uncle, this is a limited-edition high-end fashion magazine! Money doesn't necessarily buy it! Zeng Xiaoxian was immediately anxious when he heard this, and snatched the magazine in Zhang Yu's hand.
"Tell me, then, how did you get this high-end magazine?" Seeing Zeng Xiaoxian's appearance that the tail of a cat had been trampled on, Zhang Yu rolled his eyes, this guy has a cheap personality to the bone, but he loves face to death!
"Hehe, that, I actually won the lottery when I bought the fritters!" Zeng Xiaoxian smiled and said, his expression was slightly embarrassed, but he quickly recovered and said proudly. "That said, but that's because I'm lucky enough and I'm a Diamond member of this magazine!"
"Diamond? Tell me, what are the benefits of this membership level? Is it possible to get a discount? ”
"I said, uncle, why do you take money so seriously? Let me tell you, fashion people like us look at identity! ”
"Uh......"
"What about this member, there are many benefits, ordinary members receive semi-monthly magazines, gold members receive weekly magazines, platinum members receive double magazines a week, and I, as a distinguished diamond member, are three times a week!"
"Puff~" Hearing this, Uncle Zhang Yu almost didn't spit out the sip of water he just drank, three times a week, this is definitely a local tyrant's behavior, and when you buy fritters, what is the difference between buying four and eating two and throwing two?
"Hehe, I said Zeng Xiaoxian, are you worried that the money in your card can't be used?" Zhang Yu was speechless to Zeng Xiaoxian for a moment, and he didn't know what this guy was thinking all day long.
Hearing this, Zeng Xiaoxian's face collapsed again, "Uncle, do you think I'm willing to inexplicably lose a few hundred yuan a month in Carry, I also tried to call to unsubscribe, but their unsubscription call will be directly transferred to the reservation phone, and the customer service is still an Indian, and I can't understand a word of English!" ”
"......" Zhang Yu twitched.
"You won't go straight to the publisher to unsubscribe?" Zhang Yu said.
"Well, uncle, you know, this magazine is a limited-edition top fashion magazine!"
“So?” Uncle Zhang Yu spread his hands.
"If I unsubscribe, it means that I will be replaced by someone else, and I will not be one of the top 2,000 fashionistas in the city in the future, I am a public figure!"
"......" Hearing this, Uncle Zhang Yu couldn't roll his eyes, this guy is still so narcissistic, it seems that he has to hit him.
"Are you sure you're a fashionista with this magazine? Or are you in the top 2,000 in the whole demon city? ”
"This, of course!" Zeng Xiaoxian hesitated for a moment, but nodded affirmatively.
"Then look at me, I didn't subscribe to that magazine, who do you think is more fashionable between me and you?" Zhang Yu said and suddenly made a poss.
Today's uncle is wearing a black suit, which is not the most important thing, the main thing is that Zhang Yu's figure is really good, he can perfectly hold up the suit, it looks very straight, and he is wearing a watch of Baida Jade given by Lin Wanyu, although Zhang Yu does not know its specific style, but he knows that it is definitely not cheap, because this is Lin Wanyu's father Lin Dad brought back from abroad.
At this time, it is definitely not an exaggeration to say that Uncle Zhang is a walking hormone, no, the women in the bar who had been paying attention to Uncle Zhang Yu saw Zhang Yu bowing a posture, and their eyes suddenly lit up, if it weren't for Lin Wanyu's light that could not be ignored, they would have pounced on it a long time ago!
"Uh......" Seeing this, Zeng Xiaoxian wanted to refute, but he was speechless, looked at Uncle Zhang Yu, and then looked at himself, a leather jacket that was so ordinary that it could no longer be heard, and it was also artificial leather! Coupled with a pair of loose jeans, the shortcomings of his short legs are exposed, and he doesn't look like a fashionable person!
"Xiaoxian, let me tell you, it's not fashionable at this time, it's not a matter of whether you subscribe to this magazine or not, the main thing is to look at the connotation and taste of the person!" When Zhang Yu saw Zeng Xiaoxian, who was about to be petrified, he suddenly felt a little unbearable, whether he had hit him too much, and hurriedly comforted and comforted him.
"I ......"
"Teacher Zeng, I have good news for you!" And Lin Wanyu, who was originally reading the magazine on the side, spoke at this time.
"What's wrong?"
"Next year will be the 10th anniversary of the establishment of the pretend man, they will launch a special supplement for members, and it will be issued in the form of a daily magazine, each book is only 49 yuan!" Reading and reading, even Lin Wanyu herself couldn't help laughing, this was the first top fashion magazine she had ever seen so rich.
Bang~
Lin Wanyu's words were like a bolt from the blue in Zeng Xiaoxian's ears, Zeng Xiaoxian stood stunned, but he was silently calculating in his heart, he was forty-nine yuan a day, and one thousand and five yuan a month! More than 1,000 yuan a month to buy magazines, this is a special thing that only nouveau riche does, no, you must unsubscribe!
"Mr. Zeng, are you sure you still want to stay in your top fashion circle?"
"I, I'm going to get it back! As a man, even if it's death...... I'm going to get it back, too! Hearing this news, Zeng Xiaoxian finally couldn't bear it anymore, spending 1,500 a month on magazines, which was really not something he could afford. The most important thing is that this magazine has no effect on him at all, but makes him more and more popular the more he reads it, because none of the things on it are affordable for him, including the "Xiaoling" he likes!
"So, do you want us to go with you?" Lin Wanyu asked, to be honest, with Zeng Xiaoxian's face-loving character, maybe he would be in vain if he was told two words, but in fact, it was true.
"No need, I'm alone, I can do it!" Zeng Xiaoxian raised his head and chested, trying to keep his legs from trembling.
Hearing this, Zhang Yu and Lin Wanyu looked at each other and smiled, and then sat silently, but they were counting down in their hearts: three, two, one!
"Uncle, Wanyu, you better go with me." Handsome for only three seconds, it was Zeng Xiaoxian who was talking about.
"Huh."
Zhang Yu is idle, and it is nothing to accompany Zeng Xiaoxian to a magazine, and he is also very curious about why this magazine can be so ...... Shameless!
But just then, his phone rang.
took out the handsome mobile phone, blinded the titanium alloy dog eyes of everyone present, Zhang Yu connected the phone, but he didn't expect it to be Lu Ziqiao.
"What's the matter, Ziqiao, is there something wrong?" Zhang Yu asked.
"Uncle, where are you now?" Lu Ziqiao's anxious voice came from the other end of the phone.
Hearing this, Zhang Yu looked at Zeng Xiaoxian and Lin Wanyu and said, "I'm in the bar downstairs, what's wrong?" ”
"Uncle, are you free now? There's something urgent! ”
"Uncle, since Ziqiao is looking for you in a hurry, then you don't have to accompany me." Because of the closeness, Zeng Xiaoxian also heard a little bit of the call, and said suddenly.
"That, it's better like this, Wanyu, you go with Xiaoxian, I'll go back and have a look." Zhang Yu said that letting Zeng Xiaoxian go alone would definitely not lead to results.
"Okay then." Lin Wanyu nodded obediently.
"That's really bothering you." Zeng Xiaoxian smiled a little embarrassedly.
"Stop, we don't need to say this in our relationship!" Zhang Yu patted Zeng Xiaoxian's shoulder, and then left first.