Chapter 1: Tricked

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Mo Xiaobai hurriedly walked on the street, stuffing half a steamed bun into his mouth with half a steamed bun in his hand, and nibbling on it in small bites. Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 info

Alas, today's breakfast is just this steamed bun, if you bite a big bite, a few bites will be gone, what should you do if you are hungry after a while! Forget it, let's take a small bite and gnaw it, so hungry!

This is Mo Xiaobai, a young man who is so poor that he can't live anymore, a poor and happy little frustrated man.

What is there to be happy about being poor?

If Mo Xiaobai didn't know how to be poor and happy, then he should have jumped off the building a long time ago!

Why jump off a building?

Because he's miserable!

How bitter is it?

It's bitter, it's bitter......

Oh, Mo Xiaobai doesn't have time to give you a grievance for the time being, because there are big benefits ahead!

Mo Xiaobai was thinking about his suffering, but suddenly found that four or five meters in front of him, a well-dressed young woman with a seven or eight-year-old child was walking forward slowly.

Judging from the back, the young woman should be less than 30 years old, holding a brand-name bag that Mo Xiaobai can't recognize, with a height of more than one meter and six, wearing a high-end sports yoga suit, it seems that her figure is very material: thin waist, fat buttocks, and the curve of her body is very good.

In addition, the young woman's hair was coiled, and from the back of her neck, her skin was very white and smooth.

Wow, stunner!

Mo Xiaobai forgot his suffering for a while, and began to secretly appreciate this stunner that made his mouth water.

Mo Xiaobai, who is 24 years old this year, has had a bad disease since he was a child, which is medically called red face disease, which is commonly known as red face disease. Because of this, whenever he faces a young girl or woman, he will be red-faced, his heart will beat faster, he will be at a loss, and he will stutter when he speaks.

Therefore, Mo Xiaobai has always been a single dog. But his physiology is very normal, he has watched too many RB action movies, and the way to solve his physiological needs can only rely on five girls, commonly known as masturbation.

Once a person has been suppressed physiologically for a long time, there will be a little perversion.

Mo Xiaobai is no exception, his perversion is that he is very creative.

People usually fix one hand, but he takes turns with his left and right hands, according to him, to change his taste.

It stands to reason that with Mo Xiaobai's conditions, he should be the kind he wants to pounce on when he sees his mother. But he is a little perverted, and he likes to pretend to be forced secretly, and he fantasizes about satirizing those guys who have girlfriends: You are weak, you have a hole every day, and you have to be scared. Look at Lao Tzu, whoever you want to do, how cool.

His so-called awesome way is two five girls plus fantasy.

The young woman in front of her was the type of bed that Mo Xiaobai secretly liked-a beautiful and mature light with a wonderful figure, so his attention temporarily shifted from his painstaking thinking to this woman.

Mo Xiaobai's eyes stared straight at the plump buttocks dangling in front of him, wanting to keep it firmly in his heart and go back as the object of lewdness.

That Miaoman's back was so tempting that Mo Xiaobai instinctively wanted to swallow his saliva.

I'm going to die, the steamed buns are too dry, and he swallowed a small half of the steamed buns that hadn't been chewed up into his throat.

My day, I got my trachea stuck. Mo Xiaobai's face was so red that he couldn't breathe. his uncle, I won't be the first person to be swallowed to death by steamed buns, right? Mo Xiaobai panicked, quickly bent down and slammed his chest......

The small piece of steamed bun was finally hammered out. Mo Xiaobai hurriedly gasped loudly and coughed.

Fortunately, Xiao's life was finally saved. Mo Xiaobai's heart that was hung up was finally put down.

Mo Xiaobai's series of movements is a bit big. The little boy who was walking slowly in front of him was startled, and he took the young woman's hand, stopped, and turned his head to look this way.

The young woman also turned around, and sure enough, she looked very enchanting, and she was wearing light makeup, she was really a stunner. Mo Xiaobai supported his waist with one hand, stroked his chest with the other, panting heavily, and did not forget to raise his head and secretly look at the bewitching young woman. The half steamed bun in his hand, because of the beating of the chest, no longer knows where to throw it.

His grandmother drops, so really by the dog! Mo Xiaobai secretly looked at the young woman's bewitching face and towering breasts, and thought jealously.

Mo Xiaobai's clothes were too shabby, and his expression was too obscene, and the little children around the young woman were not happy to see it.

The current little kid is really untouchable.

At this time, the little kid happened to be holding a bottle of pure water in his hand, which was the kind that was advertised all day long and sold at a very high price. The little kid unscrewed the bottle, took a small sip, and then secretly spit back a mouthful of saliva into the bottle, then screwed the cap, and threw it over to Mo Xiaobai.

I'll go, this little rabbit cub, do you treat Lao Tzu as a beggar? Although Lao Tzu is not a rich man, he is also a literate person, how can he eat your water!

Mo Xiaobai was furious. But what can he do if he is poor and angry? When that little kid looks like a dog in his clothes, he clearly looks like a person he can't afford to mess with. Therefore, he can only be secretly angry, and this anger cannot be shown too much.

Actually, if it weren't for the face problem, Mo Xiaobai would have wanted to pick up the bottle of water under his feet and take a big sip. First, he was too thirsty, and second, he had never tasted such expensive water. It's a pity that the face of cultural people can't be lost.

You little rabbit cub of dog days, Lao Tzu will give him a handful when he goes back, put a green hat on your father, and let you be Lao Tzu's godson! Mo Xiaobai thought indignantly in his heart.

The bewitching young woman glanced at Mo Xiaobai indifferently, and pulled the little fart into the Yuehuang Restaurant in front. It seems that she brought the little boy to drink morning tea.

I went, Lao Tzu worked hard every day to find a job, and he couldn't even eat enough steamed buns. She had nothing to do all day, got up in the morning and finished yoga, and took the little boy to drink morning tea, and it was a morning. What kind of world is this, it's really the same life! Mo Xiaobai was even more angry.

But what about anger? Forget it, I don't care about you.

Mo Xiaobai walked forward mechanically, fantasizing as he went.

When I have money, I must take a lot of money and smash that vicious woman to see if you are still greedy for money!

When I have money, I must find a big group of younger brothers, beat that shameless guy half to death, break his leg, and castrate the third leg, and see if you dare to frame me again!

When I have money, I must find a lot of women, sleep ten or eight a day, and kill you half a day.

……

As the saying goes, don't pretend to be B, B is too much, be careful of being struck by lightning!

This is really true, this unfortunate thing, Mo Xiaobai encountered it, God didn't care whether he was miserable or not.

Mo Xiaobai was obviously walking on the street, and the weather was obviously cloudless, but when Mo Xiaobai walked to the door of his community, a muffled thunder suddenly exploded in the sky, and then, a small ball of electricity concentrated on the top of his head and knocked him to the ground. After that, the electric light disappeared into Mo Xiaobai's body.

In my day, my life will be struck by thunder, and there is no heavenly reason!

"The system is recovering energy. After falling to the ground, Mo Xiaobai seemed to hear a very faint voice.

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