After half an hour of running, Li Dongdong came to a sparsely populated river. Ranwen ??? ．ｒａｎｅｎ`ｏｒｇ

After taking a few glances at the clear river, Li Dongdong quickly took off his clothes, jumped directly into the river with his bare ass, and then began to wash inside, washing off the stains on his body and smoothing out his knotted hair.

After cleaning for about ten minutes, Li Dongdong said thoughtfully while taking care of his long hair, "I don't know anything about this world, and I don't have any memory at all, it's really a fucking trouble."

But the world here seems to be quite interesting, you can use knives and guns on the street, and even cut people on the street without the police coming out, hehehe...... The new world I Li Winter is coming, I ...... Ah. ”

Before Li Dongdong finished speaking, his lower body was inexplicably attacked by something in the river.

Enduring the severe pain in his lower body, Li Dongdong took a figure-eight step, and staggered ashore with the murderer who attacked him, and then looked at the two big crabs that caught his balls without tears.

Sitting on the ground gently, Li Dongdong broke the pincers of the big crab one by one, and then carefully rescued his own balls from his sorrow, and then lay on the ground and cramped.

Half an hour later, Li Dongdong sat up from the ground, looked at his already healed balls, and said with a depressed face, "Damn, why is Lao Tzu so unlucky, he can be ....... in a bath That sign is "Groove". ”

A big signboard is standing not far from Li Dongdong, the content of the signboard is: Crab River, which is densely packed with crabs, for the happiness of you and your family, please do not go down to the river to bathe, remember.

After glancing at the advertising slogan painfully, Li Dongdong opened his perspective eyes, and saw through the water surface to the bottom of the river at a glance.

The river is densely packed with crabs, the size of a small little thumb, the size of a big adult's head, and huge pincers, which made Li Dongdong subconsciously clamp his legs.

"Zhen Nyima is terrifying, since there are so many crabs, don't people here eat crabs, forget it, get dressed, and wait to get a few to come up and eat." Li Dongdong got up from the ground, patted his buttocks, and then said thoughtfully while putting on his blue clothes.

After getting dressed, Li Dong Dong lost a fire by the river, then found two long sticks, opened his see-through eyes, and began to look for a big crab by the river that could fill him up.

After some searching, Li Dongdong finally took a fancy to a crab the size of a basketball.

After finding the target, Li Dongdong first used a stick to provoke the big crab, and then let the big crab angrily attack the stick with a big pincer, and then picked it ashore when the big crab caught the stick.

As soon as the crab landed, Li Dongdong hurriedly grabbed the two big tongs of the big crab, and then tied it to a wooden stick with a grassroots, and then made a shelf on the fire to roast the big crab on it.

Bang Bang Bang ..... Under the blazing fire, the big crab quickly changed from its original earthy color to an attractive red.

When Li Dongdong was about to start eating crabs, a sharp sword suddenly rested on his neck, and then a woman's voice came from behind him, "Boy, are you quite able to run, do you think you have teased your aunt, will your aunt let you go so easily?"

Hearing the voice of talking, Li Dongdong immediately knew that it was the woman who had no evil omen chasing after him.

Putting the roasted big crab aside, Li Dongdong looked at the sword around his neck and said with a bitter face, "Beauty, I shouldn't have said you in the afternoon, as an excuse I invited you to eat the big crab, you are a good woman who doesn't fight with the scumbag, can you let me go?"

The woman put away her sword, kicked Li Dongtian away, and then picked up the big crab that had been roasted, and said with a smile: "It's good to dare to go down to the river to catch crabs, it's not bad to roast it, it's not bad to eat it, hehe... You're welcome. ”

If you are welcome, you are welcome, the woman divided the big crab into corpses, and then pinched open the shell of the big crab, ate the crab meat in a big gulp, and from time to time smiled at Li Xiaowu, who wanted to cry without tears, and spit out her cute little tongue.

You eat my crab, I'll look at you**Hmph, I'll let you eat, I'll let you eat, I'll look at me...

Li Dongdong's personality is the same as that of a woman, he is a straightforward person who does what he says, and when he sees through the woman's clothes with a perspective eye, the corners of Li Dongdong's mouth hang a golden and silver liquid, and by the way, his nose is also very angry.

Goodbye to Li Dongdong's saliva and nosebleeds, the woman pointed to Li Dongdong's crotch and gritted her teeth, "You take that thing to me again, be careful that I will cut it off for you later, 1... 2.........。 ”

"Ahaha, ahaha, it's so hot, I'm a little hot in the heat, hahaha... Hearing the woman's words, Li Dongdong hurriedly hugged his crotch, turned around and said haha.

After glancing at Li Dongdong with disdain, the woman said to Li Dongdong while eating the big crab, "Still pretending, you really think I don't know, you're peeking at my body, tsk.... The saliva, nosebleeds, and crotch have all betrayed you.

By the way, what's your name, your martial arts are so high, and your cooking skills are not bad, have you ever thought about finding a partner to team up and be a dragon slaying fighter?"

"My name is Li Dongdong, what is a dragon slaying fighter, I came to you on the first day, and I am not familiar with you here, can you tell me where this is?" Li Dongdong asked while wiping away his nosebleed while looking at the woman puzzled.

After the woman looked Li Dongdong up and down, she said curiously, "This is the earth, this country is called the United States, the whole world was reformed ten years ago, and now we have come to a new era of the retro era."

Now that the earth no longer uses airplanes and cars, people who are poor now use walking, those who have money buy small dinosaurs to raise, and those who raise them use dinosaurs to travel, you don't know anything, you shouldn't be from the 21st century to the new era, right?"

Earth, the United States, the new era, it turned out that it wasn't that I went to another world, but that this world had changed, survival of the fittest, it seems that I have to find a profession that suits me, and the profession of dragon slayer fighter seems to be pretty good.

"Beauty, I'm willing to team up with you to be a dragon slaying fighter, but before that, can you lend me some money and let me buy some clothes slowly?" After listening to the woman's explanation, Li Dongdong looked at the woman and asked with an embarrassed face. (To be continued.) If you like this work, you are welcome to come to the starting point () to vote for recommendation, monthly pass, your support, is my biggest motivation. For mobile phone users, please go to M. to read. )