089 Knife Crit
Xiao Hum Xiaoha generally only needs to follow Gu Yan out of the house, where Gu Yan can enter, Gu Yan will take them in, and those who can't enter can stay in the car or at the door. Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 info
They are not untouched huskies, they are very intelligent, and they will not go with anyone except those they know.
Now, the two of them are under a tree not far from the school gate, Xiao Hum is lying on Xiao Ha's back, and Xiao Ha is standing.
There was also a young man in front of them, and the man was dangling in front of Xiao Ha with a piece of meat and bone in his hand.
"Come on, dog, fresh bones, even if you don't like meat. ”
No matter what the man said and shook the bones in his hand, Xiao Ha was still unmoved, and by the way, he gave him a white eye similar to a husky.
There was a black line on the man's forehead, and he suddenly felt that he was being despised by a dog.
At this time, Xiao Ha saw Gu Yan who was out of the school, walked directly past the man, and ran towards Gu Yan.
Gu Yan rubbed its head, and left without seeing the man.
At this moment, the man also saw Gu Yan, with an embarrassed face, an embarrassment that he had never had since doing this business.
The three of them left the elementary school and went straight to the middle school, and when they got the sweetness, Gu Yan wanted to continue.
Coming to the coffee shop not far from the middle school, Gu Yan opened Weibo and posted a Weibo.
"Among the 5.2 million fans, are there any who work at Shangshi Ninety-Nine Middle School, I need support, and in ten minutes, I will be waiting for you at the school gate. ”
Two minutes later, hundreds of comments came out every time Gu Yan refreshed it.
"What are you doing when you go to school, are you going to buy a school?"
"In the third grade of the lower ninety-nine middle school, the barbar handle pheasant is also, what is there to report my name. ”
"Ninety-nine, I'm nearby, waiting to be sniped. ”
Zhao Nuo on the side was also looking at Gu Yan's mobile phone with his head sticking out, and Gu Yan pushed her head away.
"Drink your coffee and join in the fun. ”
Zhao Nuo slapped Gu Yan dissatisfied, "Young man, I didn't expect you to be quite witty." ”
Gu Yan waved his hand, "General, third in the country." ”
The two gave him a roll of the eye.
After drinking coffee, Gu Yan was ready to go, Shen Xiaoyi and the others were too lazy to move, Xiao Hum Xiaoha was with them, and Gu Yan was the only one who went over.
As soon as Gu Yan walked to the gate, several young people in school uniforms surrounded him, seeing their aggressive and excited appearances, which made Gu Yan suddenly think of the fight when he was in middle school.
"You're finally here, we've all been waiting for five minutes. ”
"yes, we came out on leave. ”
Although I was disappointed that there were no teachers or other school staff, a few students were able to make amend.
Gu Yan chatted with them for a few words, and then entered the school with them as a parent.
Wait for the end of class and ask them to call out a few classmates, both male and female.
Gu Yan first told them the questions raised by the primary school students before, and asked them to share their opinions.
"It's okay if you have a lot of homework, when you go to middle school, you will find that there is not only a lot of homework, but also a lot of classes. ”
"If you like it, go confess and chase her, if you don't dare, I'm embarrassed to say I like it, if you don't chase it now, it's too late to go to middle school. ”
"Little brother, let me tell you, eat more vegetables and meat, and when you grow taller and stronger than your father, you will be able to endure beatings a little. ”
"The next time your dad and mom fight at night, you get up quietly and go into their room and shout Demacia, it works wonders. ”
For the problem that they don't want to go to school and don't have the money to buy skins, middle school students are also troubled, and there is no good solution for the time being.
Then Gu Yan asked them some troubles, Gu Yan thought that the current primary school students were powerful enough, but he didn't expect the middle school students to be more violent, and their answers once again refreshed Gu Yan's three views.
"I find that I am not interested in seeing beautiful girls now, but I have an inexplicable affection for my roommate, I am very happy every time I see him, and I want to eat and study and sleep with him, is my gender wrong or my sexual orientation wrong?"
"I like one of my classmates, but he doesn't seem to be interested in girls, how can I get his heart?"
"The teacher has always said that you can be liberated when you go to college, you can fall in love, and you still have a lot of time to play, I don't know if it's true?"
"I hope to be admitted to Tsinghua University, after all, she said that if I get in, I will be given a chance to chase her. ”
In fact, there are a few, but they are all a little repetitive, and it can be seen that middle school students are just beginning to fall in love, and most of the problems that plague them are relationship problems.
Gu Yan remembered that when he was in middle school, he had been studying, and he had no time to engage in his children's private affairs, and the most angry thing was that he didn't score much in the college entrance examination.
After saying goodbye to a few students, Gu Yan returned to the coffee shop to meet Shen Xiaoyi.
"Let's go, the next place is your school. ”
When they heard that they were going back to school, the two were very happy, "I have a toothache from drinking coffee." ”
The three of them returned to Shangxi, and Gu Yan directly asked someone at random.
The old rule, first talk to them about the problems of the previous primary and secondary schools.
As a result, when they heard those questions, they all laughed and their stomachs hurt, and Gu Yan couldn't help but shout coldly.
"Who hasn't passed the second grade, don't you have a childhood? But it's funny......
This was followed by a view of the problems of middle school students.
"Young man, don't doubt it, don't think about it, you are indeed in love with your roommate, be bold and love, years later, recall your shaking on the bed in the bedroom, it was your blooming chrysanthemum. ”
"Classmate, if you don't have good eyesight, you wear glasses, and you can actually look at a bent person. ”
"Hahaha...... Your teacher must have a grudge against you, there are endless classes in college, endless activities, endless clubs to participate in, and of course, there are many girls, but you can't find one in middle school, and the university doesn't expect anyone to take a fancy to you, but you can choose to indulge in games in the dormitory, and ignore the things outside the window, so that you can cultivate immortals all the way to the ascension. ”
"You're so innocent, she's here to make you obsessed with learning, and then forget about her, not to give you a chance. ”
As for their lack of going to school, college students say, "Just throw it in the coal mine and work for a few days." ”
If you don't have the money to buy skins, you won't buy them.
Of course, there are serious answers, but Gu Yan likes this feeling of being full of negative energy and a critical attack.
As for the problems, there are fewer college students, which seems to be a rule, and as I get older, there are fewer problems, but they are also more difficult.
"What do you eat at noon?What do you eat at night?Is it dark or single-row at night?"
"I hope to graduate early, get a job, earn money, and get married. ”
"How to forget someone. ”
"How can I be discovered by a talent scout, start acting, and become a big star?"
"What if I don't want to be separated from him during the graduation season and breakup season?"
Shen Xiaoyi left in advance, and just when Gu Yan was about to leave and look for the next group of people, he was stopped by Zhao Nuo.
"Brother Gu Yan, I'm also a college student, why don't you ask me what troubles I have?"
"You?"
Gu Yan glanced at her, Bai Fumei also had something distressed about? Could it be that there are too many people pursuing her, and the money can't be spent?
"Yes, I have it too, and there are many, many of them. ”
"Okay, then you pick out the problem that bothers you the most and think about it day and night?" Gu Yan said with interest as he crossed his arms.
This made Zhao Nuo suddenly a little embarrassed, lowered his head, clasped his hands tightly together, twisted and pinched, like a yellow flower girl who had met her lover.
"I ...... I hope that one day my hero will be able to ......"
"Okay, I understand, I'm stepping on the clouds to find you," Gu Yan said first.
"No!" Zhao Nuo protested.
"Then you should hurry up. ”
"I ...... I...... Forget it," Zhao Nuo ran away with a red face, leaving Gu Yan stunned alone.
PS : Lazy scores, middle schools include junior high schools and high schools.