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He thought about standing at the security check and suddenly taking out his violin and playing it for ten minutes, using music to impress others, but this is reality and not making a movie, how can the security personnel be so easily impressed, his violin level is good at the master level, but the master level is not so magical that it can make people lose their minds when they pull it out.

He thought about just standing there and not moving, anyway, no matter what you say, I'll just stand still at the security checkpoint. But if there is no reason to stay in this way, it is very likely that you will find the police uncle at the airport and take him away.

10 minutes is a very awkward time, just not too long and not too short.

So he could only take Qifeng with his sword to delay time from another angle......

As he passed through the security checkpoint calmly, the security gate rang twice. The security officer who was staring at the detection computer next to him whispered a word, and the handsome white American guy in the security checkpoint was stunned for a moment when he heard this voice and said to Ren He: "Do you have a liquid container on you?"

Ren He pretended to be thoughtful and thought for 20 seconds, and then suddenly realized that he took out a lighter from his pocket and handed it to him.

The handsome white guy said politely, "Please go back and go through the security gate again." ”

Ren He walked back to the security gate with a smile on his face, and then walked in again, the speed was really as slow as he could, and people who didn't know thought he had a disability......

As a result, when I first walked into the security gate, the security gate rang again!

The handsome white guy turned around and asked his man while staring at the detection computer, probably asking what was going on, and then turned back to Ren He and politely said, "Do you have any other liquid containers on you?"

Ren He pretended to be thoughtful and thought for 20 seconds, and then suddenly realized again, he took out a lighter from his pocket and handed it to him......

The handsome white guy was fascinated at the time, are you kidding me?! You don't just take out two lighters at once? Do you still need to go through the complicated process of contemplation and sudden realization?!

The handsome white guy had a black face at the time, and he was so angry, but he still kept smiling and said, "Do you still have a lighter on you?"

"No," Ren He said definitely, he has also been thinking about this problem, he is obviously here to delay time, but he can't let the other party obviously feel that he is here to delay time, so the lighter thing can not be played again after playing twice, and it is estimated that it will not work if he plays again, so people can just check it directly.

"Then please go back to the side of the security gate and I will scan the machine at the same time, and then I will give you a full body examination," the handsome white man smiled politely.

"Okay," Ren He happily walked again to the side of the security gate, this time the security gate did not ring again, and the handsome white guy sighed softly.

Fortunately, now is not the peak period for boarding, so many security checkpoints will not affect the security procedures of other passengers, in fact, Ren He is also very helpless, what can he do!?

It's okay to hold on for 10 minutes, but the ink has only passed for 5 minutes now, and even if the subsequent manual whole body inspection and inspection of the luggage are dead, it will be almost over in 1 minute, so how to survive the remaining four minutes?!

Ren He didn't have the slightest problem when he checked his whole body, he didn't even have a piece of metal on his body now, and the keys were all in the suitcase. The handsome white guy of the security personnel finally put his mind at ease at this time, this is not a deliberate ......

However, when Ren He's luggage passed through the baggage aisle, there was still a big problem in the inspection, and the inspector staring at the computer was a little suspicious, as if he had found something terrible......

He greeted the handsome white guy, then pulled Ren He's luggage to the table next to the security checkpoint and opened it, and said to Ren He while opening it: "Do you have a large number of liquid containers in this suitcase?"

And then the moment they opened it, they were stupid!

Because in the suitcase, apart from bits and pieces of keys and the like, there is only a large bucket of mineral water!

It's really a big bucket! a big, big bucket!

The two security officers carefully checked it, well, the seal of the mineral water is intact, but that doesn't mean it's fine, and it can't be brought on the plane whether it has a problem or not.

The eyes of the two of them looked at Ren He strangely...... People bring souvenirs, you bring a big bucket of mineral water?! I can't understand this behavior at all, okay? In order to bring it to the plane to drink? There are drinks on the plane, and you have to take the bus!

The handsome white guy calmly said to Ren He: "Hello sir, this bucket of mineral water of yours cannot be brought on the plane." ”

Ren He smiled shyly and said, "It's okay, I can finish drinking here." ”

The two staff members at the security checkpoint were completely bad, yes, if the drinks at the security checkpoint could not pass, in principle, passengers could be allowed to drink here, but they didn't think at all to suggest that Ren He finish drinking here.

Because it's too much, I'll wipe it, how can I finish drinking! Are you particularly sick, you bought a plane ticket to drink mineral water here!

In fact, the barrel of mineral water that Ren He bought was also found after looking for a long time in the supermarket, which is a little larger than the largest barrel of Nongfu Spring in China......

What he wants to use is this rule that passengers can drink at the security checkpoint to delay time, Ren He can't make trouble at the airport, and he can't make trouble, he will really be taken away by the police uncle, especially at the airport or on the plane, it is very easy to be blacklisted for visas, so all the methods he can use must be limited to the rules. This method he still found in Wang Baoqiang's movie "People in Embarrassment" with super memory, at that time Wang Baoqiang simply didn't want to waste it, but Ren He's eyes lit up, this is a good way to delay time......

The handsome white guy looked numb and handed the bucket of mineral water to Ren He, who took it and unscrewed the lid and began to drink it.

Hey, the two security guards gasped, looking at the posture that they were really going to finish drinking!

Ren He looked at the electronic time in the airport hall while drinking, in fact, he didn't have to finish drinking, he only needed to stay up for ten minutes.

The handsome white guy saw that Ren He had already drunk half a bucket, and suddenly said worriedly: "Don't drink it, it's not good for your body to drink like this." ”

Ten minutes is up! Ren He listened to the words of the handsome white guy and immediately put down the bucket: "Okay, listen to you, don't drink it." ”

The white handsome guy's face is green...... Am I talking so useful?

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