Chapter 206: The Very Serious "No Defense Tonight"
Liu Chao and Ni Zhen don't deal with each other, which everyone in Hong Kong knows. Pen? Interesting? Pavilion wWw. biquge。 info
But today's issue of "No Defense Tonight" still brings the two of them together, and the meaning of this can be seen by anyone with a discerning eye.
This talk show is run by three of the four talents of Xiangjiang, Cai Yan is obviously neutral, and he really doesn't need to be biased to one side, in other words, the Cai family is also capable of producing many people, and almost all of Cai Yan's family are well-known people, from grandfather and father, down to brothers and sisters, none of them are ordinary, so he is used to being carefree, and his own personality is the kind of impartial, so there is no need.
Then the remaining two, Huang Zhan and Ni Yu, one is Liu Chao's master, and the other is Ni Zhen's father, the relationship between the two is not bad, although they joke with each other about gags, but they are old friends after all.
Naturally, I hope that these two young people, okay, will not have nothing to do anymore.
Liu Chao naturally understands, but the problem is that the rights and wrongs that came out were not Liu Chao's initiative, and the root cause was still Ni Zhen!
Ni Zhen also understood, but it was difficult for him to swallow this breath, which was the case before, but he was frightened by Liu Chao's cartoon, and he coaxed him again.
Now, it's an opportunity, I didn't want to come, but the old father had to pull him here, and it was not bad to think about it, if the grievances between the two could be settled, then at least there would be no need to worry about being burned down in the future, right?
The two old men are also well-intentioned, everyone is still kind, and Ni Yu also scolded his son a lot, don't get old to provoke other people's Ah Chao, he didn't pout his ancestral grave.
Ni Zhen thinks so, this show is also mainly about this "Undefeated in the East", he was relatively stable at the beginning of the show and did not stab.
But Liu Chao's feeling now ......
"Yes! Sister Jiaxin and I are sisters! ”
"Really?"
"Hahaha......"
A few big beauties over there, gags, talked about Jiaxin and Juin, and the two of them were directly honest and honest, they had become sisters, this ......
"......" Liu Chao inexplicably feels Alexander!
The most important thing is that Liu Chao also saw the threat in Jiaxin's eyes!
That means as if to make it clear that your kid's handle is in the hands of the old lady, and you will be more obedient in the future, otherwise, ahahaha...... Well, these, including this laughter, are all made up by Liu Chao's own brain.
But this is only a short paragraph, after all, we still have to talk about movies in this show, and soon, this topic began to revolve around the undefeated East......
"Qingxia, this filming went relatively smoothly, right?"
"Actually, this time it was before "New Dragon Gate Inn", and overall it was very smooth, and it didn't hurt so much......"
"Haha......"
Everyone laughs, but it doesn't sound like a joke, but there's some backstory.
During the filming of "New Dragon Gate Inn", Sister Qingxia's eye was injured, and legend has it that she was hit by an arrow, and her cornea seemed to be ruptured, so the later scenes were filmed by others, and she also 'cried half of China' before returning to Hong Kong.
Anyway, that experience was more thrilling, and now that's it......
It's just that Sister Qingxia at this time is really very charming in Liu Chao's opinion.
is in his thirties, but he is not old, and he is beautiful and generous, he definitely does not lose Jia Xin and Juyin, especially in terms of temperament, the natural star fan directly pressed the two backs a little breathless.
To say, Sister Qingxia is really a palace-level existence among Chinese actresses, and she is indeed a monkey Sailei......
Of course, Liu Chao is a guy who has crossed over, he has seen the photos of the young Sister Qingxia, it is really powerful, and her appearance is really rare in the sky, and there is nothing on the ground.
Liu Chao is just thinking about it, he doesn't have too many non-points, after all, he has a cause, and he also has a leg with Jiaxin, plus Sister Qingxia is this age, but Sister Qingxia has too many legends, and it is strange that Liu Chao, a traverser, does not think much about it.
However, it was noticed by others......
"Ah Chao, I have always known that you are very eye-catching, and even in this movie, there are many things about you, I heard that there is also a painting, hahaha......" Ni Yu teased here.
As soon as that painting came out......
"Hahaha......"
"Giggle......
The three beauties couldn't stop laughing, needless to say, everyone knows what the painting is, and this thing still shouldn't be picked out on the show, but Ni Yu continued to speak.
""Undefeated in the East" is a costume drama after all, Ah Chao, you don't seem to have ever filmed a costume, but you can make that kind of good song, I'm really surprised. Now how about something else? For example, if we tell a joke, the joke should be in Chinese and ancient. In this way, you and Ah Zhen are both talents of the younger generation, let's do a competition, a friendly match, don't fight to the death. ”
"Hahaha......"
As soon as Ni Yu's words came out, everyone naturally laughed, because he had a lot of things in his words, and he also joked with Liu Chao's original identity, and he also understood the meaning, everyone had a friendly match, and after the game, they would be friendly, so don't fight anymore.
"Okay!" How did Huang Zhan not understand when he heard it? Just waiting for this opportunity, so he said to Liu Chao: "Apprentice, I haven't listened to your witty words for a long time, come, tell everyone about ......"
"This ......" Liu Chao also understood in his heart, since this is the case, the old people like this, and they should not go too far, so he gave in a step, "Brother Zhen, come first." ”
You see, they're all called brothers, which is good. In other words, Liu Chao does not suffer a loss, he is much younger.
Ni Zhen was not ambiguous, he simply told a joke, which was naturally a little salty and wet, which made everyone laugh, and came to Liu Chao's side......
In other words, Liu Chao is actually just brewing, he needs some inspiration, and just ...... That painting, and Sister Qingxia, surnamed Lin ......
By the way, Liu Chao thought of one.
"Ah Chao! Your turn! ”
"Haha......"
"Yes, let's listen to Liu Dacaizi's ......"
Jia Xin, Juyin, Qingxia, this is very exciting, especially Juyin, she has always been very confident in her boyfriend, plus this show...... It must be that kind of joke, it must be salty and wet, and when I think about it, I feel so excited!
Well, something strange.
"Good!" I'll just say one, "In ancient times, there was such a big family, Monkey Sailei. There is a treasure in this house, it is a boy, pampered, this day, a girl came, quite beautiful, this treasure, because of a matter asked the girl, after the girl answered, this treasure was not happy, because the girl replied 'she didn't', and then, this treasure snapped and hit an object on his body, this thing ......"
"Flutter!" Juin didn't hold back in the first place.
The others also had a little strange on their faces, because it seemed that the answer was obvious, what could this thing be? What is on the boys, and what the girls don't have?
Liu Chao didn't care what everyone thought, but continued, "There is an old lady in this family, an elder, who is very protective of this treasure, and when she saw this situation, she said, 'You just beat and scold people, why bother to drop that life!'" But the treasure said, 'There are no sisters and sisters!' I have it, and now I don't have a fairy-like sister, but I know it's not a good thing! ”
"Hahaha......"
"Ah Chao, isn't your joke too much?"
"Yes, Ah Chao! It's so salty and wet! ”
This joke is here, it seems that everyone knows what Liu Chao is talking about, what is the fall, and the root of his life is out, isn't it?
Even Huang Zhan couldn't help but come out and say it. "Ah Chao, our show is very healthy." Uncle Zhan had a serious face.
"Hahaha......"
This is simply, the three salty and wet talents of Xiangjiang said that their programs are healthy, hey~
Sister Qingxia hasn't said much, but at this time, her face is also flushed, "Ah Chao, otherwise, don't say it." ”
However, Liu Chao said with a more serious face: "Hey, what are you talking about?" How is this joke of mine unhealthy? ”
And before he finished the joke, he continued: "The old lady persuaded the treasure, and said, 'Your sister originally had this thing.'" ”
As soon as this sentence came out......
"Hahaha......"
No, everyone is thinking a little crookedly.
"Hey, Ah Chao, it's not good for you to spray yellow cavity like this, there was no sex reassignment surgery in ancient times, so you have to have some historical common sense anyway." Ni Zhen really couldn't help it, he just felt that this Ah Chao was talking nonsense.
But at this time, Ah Chao's face was very serious, and he didn't seem to know why he said: "What are you all thinking?" I just sprayed a yellow cavity? Are you kidding! The story I just talked about is an excerpt from Lin Daiyu's entry into Jiafu in "Dream of Red Mansions", and that treasure is Jia Baoyu, and that lifeline is his piece of jade! The old lady is Mother Jia, and the girl is Sister Lin. ”
As soon as this remark came out......
The show seemed to have stopped, it was all quiet, but it didn't take long......
"Flutter!" The first one who couldn't hold back was Juin, she really didn't expect this joke to be like this, and immediately rolled around with laughter.
And it's like a contagion, and more people will collapse immediately.
"Giggle...... Jiaxin already knew that Liu Chao was very good at telling jokes, and this time it was even more ...... It seems that everyone has fallen into his trap.
The most fortunate one to endure is Sister Qingxia, she originally thought that this Liu Chao was too much, but she didn't expect it...... After the answer was revealed, it turned out that they were individuals who wanted to be crooked, which is true.
To laugh or not to laugh?
But!
"Hahahaha......"
Everyone almost laughed and fell down, no, I really couldn't hold it.