Chapter 342 Internet celebrity check-in holy land, a new version of the ship of the underworld
The normal perception of the underworld is a terrifying impression of awe-inspiring and blood-covered sun!
It was supposed to be a miserable and blood-colored world, full of ghosts crying and wolf howls, and the sound of terrible sorrows.
The hideous bull head and horse face stand in this gloomy purgatory, and the endless bones float and sweep in the Nai River, and finally the living soul is swallowed up.
There are also the most classic and famous Huangquan Road, Nai He Bridge, Ghost Gate Pass, and eighteen layers of hell: Hanging Prison Prison, Youyi Prison, Fire Pit Prison, Xudu Prison, Tongue Pulling Prison, Grinding Prison, Pounding Prison, Car Crash Prison...... And so on, all kinds of Internet celebrities check in to the holy land.
This should be the underworld!
This should be a terrifying underworld!
But now the underworld in front of him made the eyes of the Treasure Heavenly Maiden and the three major scholars almost fall off their jaws!
I only saw those hideous and terrifying bull-headed and horse-faced faces, all of them wearing masks, covering their terrifying faces, but revealing their muscles.
The originally hideous and terrifying bull-headed horse noodles instantly turned into a bull-headed ♂ horse noodles ♂ that gave anger to the inside, adding a touch of anxiety to the serious underworld.
There are also those female ghosts with long tongues and cracked mouths, and now their tongues are also closed, and their mouths are not cracked.
Each of them wears sexy and gentle clothes, from blue and white short skirt sailor suits, to pink nurse uniforms, to hip skirt secretary uniforms......
At a glance, good guys, female ghosts who come and go are dressed in sex [sensuality, light flesh, how can this be controlled?!
All kinds, a hundred flowers bloom and a hundred schools of thought contend!
Even the mediocre ghosts and ghosts have shown their versatility one by one!
Two long-tongued ghosts got together and pulled out their tongues as erhu;
The guillotine with his head next to him beats the drum of the skinners next door with his own head;
There are also a few waist slashers who are good at tenor sopranos, because of the open lungs, their treble seems more penetrating.
A group of powerful ghosts turned into street performers on the side of the road in Huangquan.
What about the songs sung?
"Chicken, you're so beautiful!"
"Big Bowl of Noodles!"
There is also a group of elderly women and ghosts, collectively dancing square dances next to them!
"The end of the vast world is my love, and the flowers are blooming at the foot of the green mountains!
What kind of rhythm is the most swaying, and what kind of singing is the most joyful!"
"Little Apple", "The Most Dazzling National Style", "The Most Dazzling Little Apple", "Hot Girl"
What you want, what you have!
How outrageous and outrageous!
Anyway, it was all according to the one Chu Hao gave.
What's more, even the bloody and gloomy Huangquan Road has been cleaned!
Some places that can't be washed off by blood are directly dyed pink and dotted with some bright flowers.
Oh, that guy is directly in heaven and earth!
Walking on Huangquan Road, you can feel:
The sunshine and vitality of the bull head and horse face, the graceful figure of various female ghosts, the performance of the unjust ghosts, the square dance of the elderly women and ghosts;
There is also the verdant green of the grass on the ground, the fragrance of fruits and vegetables on the roadside, the flying butterflies of Ana, and the hard work of the faint bees......
This is the underworld that is revealed in front of everyone, there is no most outrageous, only more outrageous!
Seeing that King Tang's eyes lit up, the corners of his mouth rose slightly,
"Oh, there is such a prominent service, it is not a loss of the underworld, it is very unimaginable!"
"And what kind of dance is this? It seems that there is a feeling of urgency to join in. ”
"Tut-tut, why does this song sound so awkward, does it have something in your mouth?"
"Wonderful, wonderful, a good underworld, the world's so-called underworld Huangquan, terrible ghosts, I see, it's all nonsense, don't you think it's good?"
Tang Wang waved his hand happily, and when he looked back, he saw that the Treasure Heavenly Maiden had been petrified in place, and he was dumbfounded.
Abba Aba, that wasn't the case when I just went!
Why have I lived here for so long, can I not know?
It's a ghost, who is doing the whole thing? Is the Ten Palaces Yama crazy? Is the Five Directions Ghost Emperor crazy? Or is the Emperor Xudu finally crazy?
The dungeon in front of them has completely subverted their perception of this world.
The treasure goddess was stunned for a while, and she didn't know what to do.
At this moment, the three major scholars hidden in the shadows, their eyes were full of surprise, and their heads were already blank, and they didn't know what to do at all.
I can't mess with them at all, so why don't you join them.
But now is not the time for them to jump out at all, otherwise King Tang will only be suspicious...... Although this is the situation in front of them, the three major scholars do not think that there is anything more outrageous.
The treasure goddess and the three great priests secretly transmit the voice,
The Treasure Heavenly Maiden said anxiously: "It doesn't make sense, I was fine when I went out just now, why did I turn my head like this?!What should I do now?"
Guanyin Bodhisattva looked strange, "Do you want to catch the Ten Hall Yama and come over for rectification?"
The Treasure Heavenly Maiden tugged at the corners of her mouth, "Pull it down, since the last time the Prison God made a big fuss about my Jizo forces, the Asura clan took the opportunity to make a move, so that we completely lost our control over the underworld."
I was able to come out to meet it, and no matter how big it was, it would only be thankless, besides...... I'm afraid this is prepared. ”
Manjushri: "That...... What should I do? Guanyin, what did the Buddha say?"
Guanyin: "Buddha Goose Buddha, Wu Zu, Buddha." ”
Manjushri: "???"
Fuxian Bodhisattva: "???"
Treasure Maiden: "???"
Something is wrong with you! Guanyin Bodhisattva!
Guanyin Bodhisattva looked helpless, "My Buddha has turned off the supernatural vision, and I can't communicate with the Buddha at all now." ”
All four of them looked desperate.
Finished.
At the critical moment, the Buddha is offline!?
So what's next?
Guanyin Bodhisattva is still hard in the end, and said bluntly:
"Keep walking, there is always a level that can scare him! Besides, we still have the calamity of resurrection! We must let King Tang take refuge in my Buddha!"
The Treasure Heavenly Maiden gathered her mind and came back to see King Tang.
found that Tang Wang was curious about the baby's shopping.
Tang Wang was also eye-opening at the moment.
The imaginary underworld: the ghost is awe-inspiring, the evil is soaring, the wind is roaring, and the ghost is wailing.
The underworld in reality: the male ghost is cheerful, the female ghost is enchanting, the scenery is beautiful, and you can't go back.
At the beginning, Tang Wang also planned to use the endless yang energy of his Solid God Pill to deter and punish evil spirits.
Now it seems......
Female ghosts are so cute, how can you hurt them?
And Tang Wang walked around for a long time, felt more peculiar products, and his face was even more strange, touching his beard, and pondering for a long time before saying:
"It turns out that this is the underworld, which has a different flavor. ”
Just when the Treasure Lady felt completely overwhelmed.
Then I saw that there was the ancestor Li Yuan next to the street, the first brother was built, and the late brother Yuanji, who was hideous and terrifying, rushed up to ask for his life.
The Treasure Lady was so moved that she was about to cry, this scene was the same as planned, and she was finally on the right track!
However, in the next second, the treasure goddess collapsed directly!