"Chapter 45: The Tragic Chengguan Guy"
According to Xiaomei's investigation, Zhang Jun learned that the hateful chengguan guy and the middle-aged man named Fat Pig King were drinking in the duty room of the chengguan bureau, and Xiaomei also found that there was no one else in the chengguan bureau now except for the two of them. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. biquge。 info
Zhang Jun's eyes lit up, and he felt that God really helped me, so he immediately used the escape technique to enter the urban management bureau, and sent Xiaomei to stare at the two people who were drinking in the duty room.
It was the first time for Zhang Jun to enter the urban management bureau, and there was a large courtyard with a lot of miscellaneous things parked, including bicycles, motorcycles, and many small carts, tricycles and other things used to set up stalls.
If he hadn't known that this was the Urban Management Bureau, a national law enforcement agency, Zhang Jun would have thought that he had found another thief's den!
The courtyard was large, but it was mostly occupied by miscellaneous things, and only a narrow aisle was left in the courtyard for people to pass through.
These things in the courtyard should have been confiscated by the street vendors when the city management enforced the law, Zhang Jun thought to himself.
No wonder everyone says that the chengguan is like a robber, and it can be seen from these miscellaneous things that the hawkers encounter the chengguan, which is almost like a robber who has recruited geese and plucked their feathers!
Zhang Jun's eyes roughly swept these things in the yard, and suddenly found a very familiar thing!
Zhang Jun fixed his eyes to see how a bicycle placed not far away was exactly the same as the one he lost!
Zhang Jun suddenly had an idea in his heart, and in order to confirm his conjecture, Zhang Jun walked quickly to the position of the bicycle and checked it carefully.
That's right, this is his own bicycle, Zhang Jun is very sure, because Zhang Jun found several very familiar marks on the body.
Zhang Jun was so happy, he lost his bicycle for a day or two, and it took a lot of effort to find it, although the money to buy the car was actually a drop in the bucket for Zhang Jun now, but this is Zhang Jun's first car after all, and it was still very uncomfortable to lose Zhang Jun after a few days of riding, and now he finally got it back, and a knot in Zhang Jun's heart was also unraveled.
Zhang Jun stroked his car carefully, feeling indescribably comfortable, and suddenly remembered that he was still in the urban management office, Zhang Jun immediately calmed down.
Zhang Jun, who calmed down, thought that since his car appeared in the chengguan, it showed that the people who stole his car were not those thieves, but this group of chengguan, after figuring it out, Zhang Jun's hatred for this group of chengguan became even heavier!
Hmph, dare to steal the car of the local master, the courage is not small!
Zhang Jun quietly called Xiaomei over and asked about the two people who were drinking in the room.
"My land lord, don't worry, I went to take a look, those two people are already drunk, and now they are asleep. Mei grinned.
Hearing that the person had already slept, Zhang Jun was suddenly overjoyed, which means that now he can do whatever he wants in the city management office.
Zhang Jun did not dare to waste time and immediately began to implement his revenge plan.
Zhang Jun took out the land jade card, and soon a gate appeared out of thin air, Zhang Jun hurriedly opened it, and then moved all the things in the courtyard of the chengguan office into it little by little.
Hehe, since you city managers dare to steal my precious bicycle, I will let you return it from where you stole it.
After tossing for a long time, Zhang Jun transferred all the things in the courtyard of the urban management office, and after the courtyard was emptied, Zhang Jun closed the gate and beckoned Xiaomei to leave.
At this time, the drunk young man and his cousin in the room were sleeping in the duty room, not knowing that their chengguan office was empty.
Zhang Jun was not satisfied with the sweep of the urban management bureau, so he asked Xiaomei to take him to the house of the young urban management and the fat pig king, and also came to a big cleaning.
The chengguan guy's house didn't have many things, but Zhang Jun still moved the quilts, leaflets, stools, tables, etc. into the land temple, and after the room was empty, Zhang Jun was ready to leave, but when he finally left, he thought about it, and removed the last light bulb in the room and took it away, hehe, I don't know what the chengguan guy's expression would be when he came home and saw his home like this, hehe.
The middle-aged man Fat Pig Wang had a lot of things in his house, and as soon as Zhang Jun entered his room, he saw a lot of tools and materials for making barbecue, and there was no negotiation, Zhang Jun also moved these into the land temple, and then also cleaned his home!
Hehe, soon, the Fat Pig King's house was also empty, Zhang Jun looked at his masterpiece, smiled with satisfaction, and then quietly left.
In line with the principle of taking from the people and giving to the people, Zhang Jun took a car directly to the largest bazaar in the city, where there are many stalls every morning, which will be deserted because it is night, and there is no one.
The reason why Zhang Jun chose this place is that there are the most stall vendors in JZ City, and it is estimated that most of the things Zhang Jun found from the Urban Management Bureau are from the small vendors here, and it is useless for Zhang Jun to keep those things himself, so he simply returns them directly.
Zhang Jun looked around, and after making sure that there was no one around, he took out the land jade plate and opened the door to the land temple.
Zhang Jun piled all these things at the entrance of the bazaar, and in order to let tomorrow's vendors understand his intentions, Zhang Jun found a wooden board and wrote on it with a red pen:
"The urban management bureau confiscated the property, and now all the property is returned to the owner, please collect it yourself. ”
After doing all this, Zhang Jun smiled with satisfaction and quietly returned to school.
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Early the next morning, the vendors who got up early to set up their stalls came to the bazaar, and just arrived at the entrance of the market, they saw a bunch of things placed there, and there was a wooden board standing at the door.
Soon, there were more and more vendors, and more and more people were receiving things.
"Don't rob it, this is the small cart that the city management confiscated me a few days ago, what are you robbing!"
"My goodness, that's the disc that I set up a stall a year ago and was confiscated, and I actually returned it all, when did the chengguan become so humane!"
"Woolen human touch, look, this is yesterday they confiscated my tricycle, they are really black enough, even the cabbage on it was confiscated, fortunately the car is back, otherwise Lao Tzu will not be finished with them!"
"I'm rubbing, isn't this the bike I lost? What's wrong here, it can't be stolen by the chengguan!"
"Whoever steals it, I'll be content if I find it!"
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In the morning, the bazaar was crowded with people, more lively than usual, and today everyone had a brighter smile on their faces than usual.
Urban Management Bureau.
The director who came to work early drove to the door of the urban management bureau, and as soon as he entered the door, he wanted to go directly to his office, but he walked a few steps, but found that something was wrong, the director thought about it, and suddenly felt that the yard seemed to be extraordinarily spacious today, and after sweeping the empty yard, the director suddenly thought of something.
The belongings confiscated from the vendors are gone!
Nima, that's the fruit of more than a year of hard work, where has it gone!
A few days ago, I was thinking about disposing of this batch of things as soon as possible, and then I could catch a handful of them, but this time, I would catch a yarn!
The director was furious and shouted in the courtyard: "Who's on duty! Get out of here!"
The chengguan guy who was lying on the table in the duty room was awakened by this sudden roar, he opened his confused eyes, and immediately saw the director he was familiar with yelling in the courtyard.
What is the director yelling in the courtyard early in the morning? Is it a method of maintaining health? The young man from the city management walked out of the duty room and walked in front of the director flatteringly, just about to make a sycophant.
Before the sycophants were filmed, the director had already seen him, and suddenly the chengguan guy was knocked to the ground by the oncoming slap, and the nosebleed flowed down.
The chengguan guy was completely blindsided at this time, and he didn't know why the director was so angry.
The director was still furious at this time, and loudly questioned the chengguan guy sitting on the ground: "Where are the things in the courtyard?
The chengguan guy subconsciously thought that something was missing in the yard, but when he looked at the empty yard, he was stunned all of a sudden.
Nima, it turns out that there are not many things, but all the things are gone! What about those things, the things that are all over the yard? They were still there last night, why are they all gone now! Could it be that the thieves entered last night and drank by themselves and didn't find out! I wiped it, this is a big deal, these things are the director's small treasury, how can the director spare himself if he loses it.
The more the chengguan guy thought about it, the more scared he became, squatting on the ground in a cold sweat, his body trembling, and he didn't have the arrogance of bullying the proprietress of the barbecue stall at all.
Seeing that he didn't speak, the director became even more angry, and slapped him again, using his hands and feet at the same time, beating the chengguan guy to scream. The director also started as a member of the small chengguan team, and rose to the position of the director step by step.
The chengguan guy was lying on the ground and still regretting why he drank last night!
The chengguan guy was driven home directly by the director, and the fat pig king who woke up behind saw that things were not good, and also ran away.
The chengguan guy dragged the beaten body with a blue nose and swollen face to return home, opened the door, and the empty home made him confused again, and after carefully confirming that it was his house number, he suddenly collapsed to the ground and couldn't help crying:
"What kind of cruel person have I offended!"
Today is destined to be the darkest day in the life of the chengguan guy, and it is estimated that he will never forget it.