"Didn't you steal all the underwear before?" Su Ye couldn't help but interject. Pen ~ fun ~ pavilion www.biquge.info

"Of course I didn't steal! If Zhang Shengxue didn't give me R&D funds, would I have used it to steal underwear? As if remembering something that made people angry, Yu Weiwei glanced at Zhang Shengxue angrily.

"I don't think your R&D is meaningless." The student council president said expressionlessly.

"Why is it pointless!? You're measuring genius with the ideas of ordinary people!! Yu Weiwei continued to glare angrily.

Su Ye asked curiously: "What kind of research and development, even underwear?" ”

"Isn't it shocking about the effect of women's skin rubbing on fabrics? This kind of R&D theme can only be imagined by a genius like me! Yu Weiwei replied confidently.

"That's why you're stealing underwear?" The teenager was in disbelief, and he only felt that the **** glasses girl in front of him seemed to have become a Frankenstein in a cartoon.

"It's all about science!" Yu Weiwei said with a fanatical face.

"Even if the person who stole the underwear the other day was not, at least you were the one who stole the underwear yesterday. Attempted theft, follow me to the police. Zhang Shengxue said ruthlessly, as if she had made up her mind to send Yu Weiwei to the police station.

"I'm not going!!" Yu Weiwei's face changed.

"I am the student council president, I am responsible for the students living in the school, you intend to steal other people's property......"

"I know where the real lingerie thief is!" Yu Weiwei's words interrupted Zhang Shengxue's speech, and the student council president and Su Ye stared at Yu Weiwei quietly with their four eyes.

"All my previous funds were used to buy underwear worn by girls online. A while ago, I found out that there was a mysterious white liquid on the underwear I bought recently! Yu Weiwei saw the eyes of the two people full of "thirst", cleared her throat and began to speak.

"Getting to the point!" Zhang Shengxue said in a deep voice.

Yu Weiwei trembled, and hurriedly said: "Through microscopic observation, I found that it was milk, I really thought it was JY!" But because of this, I also discovered something else! I found a man's hair in the gap of my underwear! Speaking of this, a trace of anger appeared on Yu Weiwei's face again, her chest rose and fell, and a pair of balls on her chest gently rippled, "The underwear for scientific research that the old lady bought was actually ruined by a man in advance!" This is blasphemy against science! Must be punished! ”

"Getting to the point!" Zhang Shengxue reminded with a slight frown.

"Oh, oh! I still have the delivery slip for that underwear! Yu Weiwei said as she took it out of her pocket and handed it to the two of them.

Zhang Shengxue took the express order, opened it and saw that the address on it was a community near the school. "Let you go this time, don't do this kind of thing in the future!" After warning Yu Weiwei, Zhang Shengxue nodded at Su Ye and said, "I'll go to the police, there's nothing to do with you here." ”

Looking at the back of Zhang Shengxue's resolute departure, Su Ye was a little helpless, how could it be that there was nothing to do with me? Joke! The mission of justice is not completed yet, okay? After saying goodbye to Yu Weiwei, Su Ye turned around and walked towards the address on the courier order.

Dao Yi lives near Tunghai University, and with two houses at home, he lives a carefree life as a charter office. A while ago, a friend sent him a magical website, and after clicking on it, it was full of all kinds of love action movies. Dao Yi seems to have opened the door to a new world, and only then did he know that there was such a wonderful thing in the world!

Daoyi, who is dull by nature, has never had a girlfriend, so he can't experience the feeling in a love action movie. But as a normal adult male, Dao Yi yearns for a woman's body very much. So what to do? A movie called "The Lingerie Thief" reminded him! So a new generation of underwear thieves was born!

Dao Yi has often taken advantage of the dead of night to steal underwear recently, but his actions are not too frequent, and he maintains a low-key hunt frequency once a week. Hunting alone is a very boring thing, a few days ago, when Daoyi was browsing a shopping website, he suddenly found that someone was asking to buy used women's underwear!

The thrill of sharing his loot with others lingered in Dao Yi's heart, and he couldn't wait to mail one of his favorite underwear to the other party. As for the 500 soft girl coins that the other party called, Dao Yi didn't pay attention to it at all.

It's a pity that since the last time, the other party has never had the idea of purchasing used underwear, which made Daoyi a little disappointed, and the emptiness of the failed mission enveloped his whole body.

"Bang bang......" Suddenly, he felt a knock on the door outside his house. Dao Yi frowned slightly, but still went to open the door. However, before opening the door, Dao Yi carefully closed the door of his bedroom. Although I like to share my loot with others, the premise is that my identity cannot be revealed! I don't know why, Daoyi subconsciously doesn't want people he knows to know his habits.

The door opened, and there was a knock on the door of a burly boar. Before Dao Yi could react, the boar arched forward and knocked Dao Yi to the ground. The boar's brush is about to fall on the knife.

Dao Yi's reaction was very fast, and he quickly stepped back. Originally, he was going to run out of the door around the boar, but who knew that the door closed by itself!

Dao Yi immediately started his second plan, ran back to his bedroom and locked the door. Before he could turn on his mobile phone to call the police, the boar smashed the door directly!

Now Zidao Yi really has nowhere to escape. The boar flew and pounced, and there was nowhere to escape from the weight of hundreds of pounds, and then he felt that something was holding his chrysanthemum, and hurriedly shouted: "Don't!" Stop it! ”

"Ah......h

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The police came to Daoyi's house according to Zhang Shengxue's news, and after repeatedly knocking on the door and not responding, the police decided to forcibly open the door.

The living room was empty, and just when the police uncle thought that Dao Yi had gotten the news and fled in advance, the police friends who opened the bedroom door were shocked.

I saw that in the pile of underwear, Dao Yi was lying unconscious, the stains under his crotch and the strange smell in the air proved that he seemed to have experienced something indescribable.

However, this can be regarded as a combination of human stolen goods, right?

The police uncle sent Daoyi to the hospital, and all the underwear in the room was collected as evidence. Under the ironclad evidence, I don't know what Dao Yi will face next.

But this has nothing to do with Su Ye. At this moment, Su Ye is posting on a well-known forum-

"A man in a certain place has hallucinated about stealing underwear for a long time, and bursts himself with a wine bottle"