"This kid, I'm spoiled, Xiao Han, don't be angry. The pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info "The aunt said a few words, and hurriedly chased out.

Xiao Han naturally didn't care.

However, after Shen Mengqian's trouble, the parents' attention was diverted, and they didn't ask Xiao Han about today's affairs in detail.

It's late at night.

Xiao Bisheng was already sleeping with his eyes closed, but Han Ling couldn't say anything.

"Victory, what do you think of today's events?"

"What else can you see, didn't my son say everything?" Xiao Bisheng still closed his eyes.

"But..."Han Ling wanted to ask, but was interrupted by Xiao Bisheng.

"Alright, go to sleep, who doesn't have a secret yet. Young man, let him be. As parents, it is enough for our children to come out and help them stop when they get into trouble. ”

Han Ling turned her head to look at the man who had fallen into a deep sleep, and then she couldn't help but smile.

"Hey, parents owe them all..."

Nothing was said all night.

The next day, Xiao Han slept until twelve o'clock.

He has stopped selling Xiao Han's dishes for many days, and Xiao Han plans to wait for the "Haitian Feast" to reopen Xiao Han's dishes. Before this, Xiao Han was waiting for three days with peace of mind.

The big monster is now a first-level monster card, and it can only be crossed once in three days.

In the past three days, Xiao Han has nothing to do, but his parents are idle, and they began to beckon people to decorate their small shop. During this period, the people from the decoration company sent by Su Yufei came again, but they were unexpectedly bombed out by their father again.

Dad still doesn't want to have anything to do with this kind of rich and noble family, and Xiao Han can't interfere in this matter, but he thinks a little more highly of Dad because of this.

"My dad is so high-spirited, so heroic but not rich and glorious, God really has no eyes!" Xiao Han laughed at his dad at night.

Who knew that the old man kicked over: "Stinky boy, eat your food honestly." I didn't learn much about my skills, but I did. ”

Being murdered by his father for a while, Xiao Han couldn't help but have a bitter face, and honestly ate with the purple gold bowl that he had robbed from the Great Leiyin Temple.

Mom looked at the two of them, but smiled helplessly.

Three days passed like this, but to Xiao Han's surprise, he actually received a text message during these three days.

It was sent by Su Yufei.

"Boss Xiao, the feast of the sea and sky, the top of Mount Tai, see you or disperse. I'm looking forward to Boss Xiao's craftsmanship. Behind it was an expression with a sticking out tongue.

Looking at this text message, Xiao Han couldn't help but smile.

This big foodie, I don't know how long I've been thinking about my dishes, I don't seem to have eaten it properly.

Why do you say that it is serious?

Needless to say, this outright foodie has eaten Xiao Han's dishes twice in total, and both of them were stolen. The first time I ate the pig whip of the spirit pig from the other world, I almost raped Xiao Han.

The second time, Xiao Han was originally going to use it to catch thieves, but who knew that the woman touched it again and ate the pork stewed vermicelli with rat poison.

"If it weren't for the quick work of the buddy, you would have confessed that time. ”

Xiao Han shook his head and smiled faintly. Then he jumped into the truck, and the monster instantly set fire.

"Monster, are you ready?"

"Report to Dad, the big monster is ready to set off at any time. ”

"Very good!" Xiao Han curled the corners of his mouth and snorted:

"Pippi Shrimp, go with Daddy!"

Rumble!

The heavy truck roared, startling the birds in the sky.

An old driver, driving a dilapidated heavy truck, again sped down the wide streets of the Tyumen Mountains.

Otherworldly.

Maple Sea City.

Xiao Han placed the monster in a hidden place outside the city, and soon appeared in the inn where he had been before.

Compared with when he was leaving, Xiao Han was surrounded by a tall man, and at this moment, the two-meter-tall man was carrying a packaging bag containing ... Pulse jelly. Yes, you read that right, it's the pulse jelly. The fat man specially asked him when he left, how could Xiao Han forget it.

"Strange, where did the fat man die?"

After returning to the inn, Xiao Han found that the fat man was not inside, but Xiao Han couldn't help but be a little worried.

This fantasy world is no better than the earth, and if you don't get it right, you will die.

"Boss, do you know where the tenants in the easternmost room have gone?" Xiao Han asked worriedly.

The innkeeper wiped his head on the table and said nonchalantly, "I don't know." ”

The tone was impatient.

Paralysis!

What an attitude to this!

Xiao Han was almost so angry that he asked Tongshan to him.

But it's better to keep a low profile when you're new to the city.

Xiao Han threw some copper coins to the boss and asked again, "Now you know." ”

The boss hurriedly took the money into his arms, as if he had seen his father, and said with a flattering smile: "I know, I know." You said that fat man. He went out in the morning. ”

"No, I'm back now, right behind you!"

Xiao Han looked back, and just saw that the fat man who had changed his outfit was walking towards the inn with a lewd smile on his face, and beside him, there was also a... Neither men nor women.

Let's call him "him" for the time being, wearing a beret, but his body hair and skin are pure like a woman, if this person has long hair and changes into women's clothes, Xiao Han will definitely not treat him as a man.

"Jiao, this dead fat man, he will bend after not seeing him for a few days!" Xiao Han was extremely embarrassed.

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"Brother Yun, isn't that joke funny?"

"Otherwise, I'll tell you another joke. ”

"One day, a beautiful young lady went to the market to buy something, and when she came home she had a bottle of fresh milk in her hand. However, just in time for a large family to throw money on the road on the roof, the people in the bazaar instantly went crazy and poured towards it like a tide. Seeing that there are more and more people, it is a little difficult to even gasp....After a while, the fresh milk that Miss took was squeezed by the crowd, and the fresh milk was stained with her stockings... Silk skirt. The young lady suddenly said angrily: "I hate it!!Don't squeeze it! Other people's milk has been sent to you." ”

The fat man also gave a weird performance while talking.

The white man's cheeks turned red instantly, but he forced a very funny appearance and echoed the fat man: "It's funny, it's really funny!"

The fat man looked at his cheeks flushed, but a hint of cunning flashed in his expression.

"Fatty, where did you go?"

When the fat man snickered with a treacherous expression, Xiao Han's voice came from the opposite side.

"Ha, Xiao Han, you're back. So fast!"

"Come on, I'll be back a few days late, and you'll be bent. Xiao Han said angrily.

The fat man smiled indifferently: "Come, Xiao Han, I'll introduce you to a friend I just met." ”

This dead fat man also said the above words, Xiao Han couldn't help but roll his eyes for a while.

"This one, called Qin Yun, is my confidant, I hate to see each other late, I hate to see each other late. ”

The fat man introduced Xiao Han to the white man again: "This is my brother, I hate to see each other early!"

Nima!

Xiao Han wanted to kick him.