"In fact, I did not bother to compete with him for this honor, for the discovery of the three laws of mechanics had made me second only to God, and I obeyed these three great laws from the movement of the planets to the division of cells. Pen | fun | pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 info now has calculus, a powerful mathematical tool, based on the law of three, and mastering the laws of the three suns is just around the corner. Newton said with a haughty smile.

"It's not that simple. The man who came from the corner just now said, "Have you ever thought about the amount of calculations? I have seen the series of differential equations you listed, and it seems that it is impossible to find an analytical solution, but only a numerical solution, and the amount of calculation is so great that even the mathematicians of the whole world will not be able to calculate until the end of the world." Of course, if we can't grasp the laws of the sun's movement as soon as possible, the world will not be too far away. ”

He also bowed to the blue cat as he spoke, and introduced himself: "Von Neumann." ”

"Didn't you take us all the way to the East to solve the problem of calculating these equations?" Newton asked with a smile, and then said to the blue cat, "With him is Wiener and the scum who died heroically in Madagascar when he encountered pirates. ”

"Can computers only be made in the East?" said the blue cat, his face full of doubt.

Von Neumann and Newton looked at each other, both with an incredulous glow, and said in unison, "Computer, computer, computer

"You don't know about computers, so, what are you going to do with those massive calculations?" the blue cat looked even more puzzled.

Von Neumann's eyes glared at the boss, revealing a look of confusion that was even more puzzled than that of the blue cat, and said: "What is used? Of course it is used by people! Is there really anything in this world that can be calculated except for people?"

"But as you said, there aren't enough mathematicians in the world. Blue Cat retorted.

"We don't use mathematicians, we use ordinary people, ordinary labor, but the amount needed is huge. At least 30 million people! This is a mathematical tactic of crowds. Von Neumann spread his hands with a proud and smug expression.

"Ordinary people?30 million?!" The blue cat stepped back slightly, a little frightened, "If I understand correctly, this is an era when 90% of people are illiterate, and you want to find 30 million people who know calculus?"

"Have you ever heard of a joke about the Sichuan army?" von Neumann took out a two-finger-thick cigar from his pocket, bit out a fire ground with his teeth, and said: "The soldiers practice in the queue, because the level of education is extremely low, even the officers can't understand the officer's shouting one, two, one, so the officer came up with a way to make each soldier wear straw shoes on his left foot and cloth shoes on his right foot. When walking in the queue, shouting: Grass Child, Grass Child...... We need soldiers of this level, but we need to do three thousand. ”

All the audience listened to this metaphor, and their heavy hearts were suddenly released, convinced that this movie was indeed created by the Chinese, and the weird nonsense was such a classic.

"Such a huge army, unimaginable. The blue cat shook his head in disbelief.

"So we came to Qin Shi Huang. Newton stretched out his hand and looked at the pyramid.

"Is he still ruling here?" the blue cat looked left and right for a moment, and finally locked onto the soldiers guarding the pyramid portal, indeed wearing the simple soft armor of the Qin Dynasty.

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"The whole world is to be ruled by him, and he has an army of more than 30,000 men, ready to conquer Europe. Alright, let's go meet him. Von Neumann stepped towards the guards, and then yelled at Newton, "Throw your sword away!"

Newton threw his sword and walked forward with a loud bang, and the blue cat followed.

Unhindered, they entered the pyramid and came all the way to the temple, but at this moment the guards stopped them and said mechanically: "Strip naked." ”

"No, I'm a knight, and I'm a famous scholar, I can't do such a thing, you see, we won't have a secret weapon on us......" Newton said in a loud voice.

Suddenly, Newton and the guard were at a standoff.

"Are they Westerners who discovered the Three Laws? Let them in. ”

A deep male voice rang in the ears of the two opposing parties, and the guard stepped back, and the three of them advanced, stepping into the bright hall.

A man dressed in the emperor's black robe was walking back and forth, with a long sword piercing Jing Ke hanging from his waist, when he heard the footsteps, he immediately turned around, looked up at the three of them and said: "I know the purpose of your coming, you are Westerners, why don't you go to Caesar? His empire is vast, and he should be able to gather 30 million troops." ”

At this time, the audience found that Qin Shi Huang's eyes were the same as those of the King and the Pope, and there was no difference in the eyes, and they couldn't help but want to complain, but they couldn't complain.

"But do you know what kind of army it was, your honorable emperor? Do you know what that empire is like now? Do you know what caused the pollution of the rivers that run through the city in the magnificent city of Rome?" von Neumann saluted.

"Military enterprises?" Qin Shi Huang's narrow eyes suddenly brightened, with a sharp light.

Von Neumann hurriedly shook his head and said quickly: "No, no, the great emperor, it is the vomit of the Romans after overeating! Those nobles have stretchers under the table when they go to the banquet, and when they can't walk, they let the servants carry them back. The whole empire is mired in debauchery, and even if it formed an army of 30 million, it would not have the quality and physical strength to carry out such a great calculation. ”

"I know," Qin Shi Huang put away the revealed killing intent and nodded, "But Caesar is coming to his senses, rearmament, the wisdom of Westerners is also a terrible thing, you are not smarter than the Orientals, but think the right way, for example, he can see that there are three suns, you can come up with those three laws, they are all very remarkable, Orientals are learning." And I don't have the ability to go on an expedition to the West now, my ship can't do it, I go by land. Long supply lines cannot be sustained. ”

"So, Great Emperor, your empire still needs to grow!" von Neumann said in a voice of admiration, "if you master the laws of the sun's movements, you will be able to make the most of each epoch and avoid the losses caused by the chaotic epochs, so that the speed of development is much faster than that of the West." Please believe us, we are scholars, as long as we can accurately predict the movement of the sun with the law of three and calculus, we don't care who conquers and rules the world. ”