After suppressing the, Li Xiaowu put on an eye patch and lay on his seat to sleep with his eyes closed. Pen ~ fun ~ pavilion www.biquge.info

After seeing Li Xiaowu sleep with his eyes closed, the sat up straight and muttered quietly, "Hmph, what are the Huaxia monkeys dragging, go to the United States, wait until you get to my territory, see how I clean you up, hum." ”

Although he heard the muttering, Li Xiaowu didn't bother to bother with him anymore, in Li Xiaoxiao's opinion, the was just one of the many strangers he had met.

Seeing that Li Xiaowu heard his muttering, he didn't react again, and the took out the blindfold and put it on, and then followed Li Xiaowu's example, lying on the seat and closing his eyes.

After a night of hand-to-hand combat last night, the current Li Xiaowu was really sleepy, and within a few minutes of lying down, he fell asleep deeply.

There are many good things, and it is difficult to get a good night's sleep.

Li Xiaowu had just slept for less than ten minutes when a blonde woman stepped forward and pushed him, and then said with a smile on her face, "Sorry to disturb, sir, you seem to be sitting in my seat." ”

Taking off the blindfold, Li Xiaowu took out his ticket and looked at it, and then found speechlessly that he was really sitting in the wrong position.

Taking his luggage, Li Xiaowu walked out and explained to the blonde woman with a smile on his face, "I'm sorry, I haven't slept well in the past few days, and I'm a little vague when I see things, so I read the ticket backwards." ”

So tall, so handsome, so polite, such a charming man, if you can hook up with him, you must be able to envy my sisters, hehe....... Try it, that thing of his, it's not ......

"It's okay, I don't mind, my name is Mosley Kentkey Knickie, what's your name, handsome guy, oops....... ”

The blonde beauty greeted Li Xiaowu with a smile on her face, and deliberately pretended not to stand firm and fell when Li Xiaowu passed by her, and then reached out violently and grabbed Li Xiaoxiao's thing.

Li Xiaowu was stunned, the who secretly took off the blindfold was stunned, the passengers in the cabin were stunned, the flight attendants passing by were also stunned, the blonde beauty of the party concerned, and the excited nosebleeds all flowed out.

Oh my God, is he really a Chinese monkey, why is his one bigger than mine?

It's perfect, handsome, tall, polite, charming, and the most important thing is that that thing is so big [blonde beauty]

Boom, it's so big, what did this young man grow up eating, why can his thing grow so big?

Reading countless men, today I finally found my happiness, this male passenger I want to order, the customer is my God, God please fall in love with me this angel. 【Flight Attendant】

Li Xiaowu pretended to be calm, broke the fingers of the blonde beauty, then pulled up his pants, carried his luggage, and found his place to sit down with the number on the ticket.

The stewardess walked up to Li Xiaoxiao, looked at the stunned Li Xiaoxiao, and said with a smile on her face, "Sir, sir, you and your thing should be okay?"

A tear flowed out of the corner of Li Xiaoxiao's eye, and then a second tear flowed out of the corner of Li Xiaoxiao's eye again.

Looking at the flight attendant, Li Xiaowu was expressionless, and said in a hoarse voice, "Me and my thing are not very good, but fortunately, it is not in the way, just take a rest." ”

The stewardess looked at Li Xiaoxiao's position, swallowed her saliva and said, "Sir, do you need to go to our lounge and I'll help you deal with it?"

Li Xiaowu knew what the stewardess meant, so he immediately wiped the tears from the corners of his eyes, stood up and patted his crotch, pretending to be strong, "It's okay, okay, I need to rest, I hope you don't bother me." ”

The flight attendant quietly took out a small note and stuffed it into Li Xiaowu's hand, then blinked her eyes, licked her lips, and said seductively, "After getting off the plane, remember to ask me out, hehe.... ”

After the stewardess left, the blonde beauty walked up to Li Xiaowu and said in stiff Mandarin, "Sir, you, I'm sorry for what happened just now, oh it wasn't intentional, can you forgive me?"

Hearing the blonde beauty's Mandarin, Li Xiaowu nodded, and then said expressionlessly, "Okay, I forgive you, but please don't do the same thing again, please." ”

I eavesdropped on the memory of the blonde beauty just now, and when he learned that the blonde beauty was deliberate, Li Xiaowu felt that there were 10,000 heads, and the grass and mud horses galloped past his crotch.

Hearing Li Xiaowu's words, the blonde beauty was stunned for a moment, and then said with a smile: "Sir, you are studying psychology, can you see through my thoughts?"

Li Xiaowu was very helpless about this blonde beauty, and in order to send her away as soon as possible, he hurriedly took the lead and said, "That's right, that's right, I studied psychology."

Not only can I see what you're thinking, but I can also see what you've done, so hurry back to your seat, lest I see your whole being. ”

The blonde beauty glanced at Li Xiaowu, then sat down on the empty seat next to him, and said with a smile on her face, "Oh, you can see what I did, then tell me what I was thinking when I saw you just now?"

Your mother, you're still entangled with Lao Tzu, right, stinky mother, Lao Tzu told you, if it weren't for my wife too much, I would definitely pull you to pop today, and let you taste the consequences of pulling my big bird.

Suppressing the thoughts in his heart, Li Xiaowu looked at the blonde beauty and said expressionlessly, "So tall, so handsome, so polite, so attractive man, if you can hook up with him, you must be able to envy my sisters, hehe....... Try it, is that thing big of his?"

The blonde beauty was stunned for a moment, then covered her mouth, and said with an incredible face, "God, since you can really see through what I am thinking, it's incredible, God, I'm in love with you." ”

Li Xiaowu looked at the blonde beauty, then at his slacks, and then said in his heart extremely speechless;

"Made, this shitty slacks killed Lao Tzu, and this bullshit mother also killed Lao Tzu, so you gave me a bird walker, Made, I don't have the face to see people. ”

Seeing that Li Xiaowu didn't answer herself, the blonde beauty waved her hand in front of Li Xiaoxiao, and then said with a smile, "Handsome guy, handsome guy... I said I like you, can you be my boyfriend?"

"No, I don't have time to be in a relationship. ”

The blonde beauty didn't give up, and continued to pester Li Xiaowu and said, "Handsome guy, be my boyfriend, look at my good figure, aren't you tempted and don't want to bang with me?"

Li Xiaowu put on an eye patch, and while lying down and closing his eyes, he said expressionlessly, "I don't want to, I have a wife." ”

The not far away looked at the blonde beauty, then at Li Xiaowu, and then said with admiration on his face, "Diao is a cow, since there is such a beautiful beauty chasing after me, mine is not small, why is no one chasing me?"

The male passengers on the plane were all envious of Li Xiaowu's big encounters, and Li Xiaoxiao, as the person concerned, was crying with an eye patch at this time.

was pulled by the blonde beauty just now, and Li Xiaowu began to doubt his life. (To be continued.) )