Chapter 3 Whose crotch is open
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The arrival of an uninvited guest makes Tintin's love a little out of control. Xiao Feng could see that the comers were friends and foes!
In Xiao Feng's eyes, there is no distinction between men and women, only enemies and friends. He can treat his friends with his heart and lungs, and he can treat his enemies with his demons!
"Tintin, who is this? Just as Tintin was about to go crazy, a hand was placed on her shoulder, and a slightly impatient voice sounded at the same time.
Xiao Feng put his arm around Ding Ding with one hand, and his eyes scanned back and forth with his eyes recklessly at a few people standing not far away. "What are you talking about? What are you doing? Electricity bills?"
"Ding Ding, you really have a little white face!" The yin and yang weird voice suddenly became sharp: "Little white face, get out of the way, or Lao Tzu will let you crawl out." Do you know who my uncle and my cousin are?" the young man standing at the front pointed at Xiao Feng and shouted.
Xiao Feng gouged out his ears and shook his head: "Who the opened the crotch of his pants and exposed you? Your uncle? Your cousin? I really don't know who they are, could it be that they are also in the crotch?"
Xiao Feng's voice was soft, but it was extremely arrogant.
The young man's face was completely gloomy: "Bastard, I, Feng Hu, don't clean you up today, and I won't have to fucking mess around in the future! Brothers, bright guys!"
As soon as Feng Hu's words fell, the seven or eight people behind him turned around and left, and in just a few seconds, they rushed in again with throwing sticks, baseball bats and other things.
"Bastard, Lao Tzu sues you, Lao Tzu's name is Feng Hu! My cousin is ......," Feng Hu shouted.
Xiao Feng was impatient: "Damn, if you want to fight, hurry up, don't chirp crookedly, I don't care if your cousin is a mule or a horse, let's get on it together!"
Although there was something wrong with his body, Xiao Feng really didn't look at these little deflated three.
Feng Hu was furious, grabbed a throwing stick, and was about to start.
"Xiao Feng, you go quickly. Ding Ding saw that Feng Hu was about to move seriously, and his face couldn't help but change sharply, and he hurriedly said to Xiao Feng.
Xiao Feng smiled and patted Ding Ding's head: "Don't worry, it's okay, give me a minute, I'll solve them, and I won't delay your plane." ”
Ding Ding saw that Xiao Feng could still laugh under such circumstances, let go of the hand holding the suitcase, and shook his head: "Feng Hu is very promising, you can go quickly, I will block them for a while." As he spoke, he stepped forward.
Xiao Feng used force in his hand and pulled Ding Ding back behind him: "There are some things that need men to face. After speaking, he didn't wait for Ding Ding to speak, and walked towards Feng Hu: "Let's get on together, hurry up, don't delay Ding Ding's flight." ”
". Feng Hu's face was hideous, and the throwing stick was raised high, and he threw it down towards Xiao Feng's head. "B, die!"
When the other people saw Feng Hu making a move, they also raised their respective guys one after another, and smashed them down towards Xiao Feng. Anyway, he followed Brother Tiger out to do errands, and he was on top of the killings, and a few people were in the dark.
Ding Ding's face turned pale, it was too late for her to save Xiao Feng at this time, and in the face of so many people with guys in their hands, even if she was the sixth stage of the underworld, it would not make a big difference.
When it was too late, Xiao Feng's right leg rose like lightning, and an extremely beautiful sideways leg swept out, hitting Feng Hu and several people. Then, Xiao Feng's body jumped high, dodged a few throwing sticks with a backflip, and hit his opponent's stomach with a few punches.
Tintin stood there, dumbfounded. In the blink of an eye, she originally thought that she should have fallen to the ground, but stood there with a smile on her face, while Feng Hu and a few others fell a few meters away, humming on the ground.
"Alright, now the trouble is solved. Xiao Feng clapped his hands, smiled casually, and winked at Ding Ding: "I didn't delay you for long, did you?"
"You, they ......" Ding Ding still couldn't accept it, this kung fu was too powerful, right? In the blink of an eye, she put down seven or eight big men with guys, even her coach who practiced taekwondo couldn't do this.
Xiao Feng spread his hands: "Don't worship brother, brother is just a legend." But he smiled bitterly in his heart: "Sensitivity and strength have really dropped a lot, it's!"
Thinking that Xiao Feng pinched his leg as soon as he made a move yesterday, Ding Ding's face was slightly red and relieved at the same time. This kid is definitely a master!"Who worships you!" Ding Ding looked at Feng Hu and the others who fell to the ground, and said angrily.
She knew Feng Hu's origin, and she was very difficult to mess with. Xiao Feng beat them today, with Feng Hu's temperament, it must be repaid. I'm leaving, leaving Xiao Feng here alone, can I do it?
"Don't fucking pretend to be dead, stand up and get out! Don't let me see you again, or I'll see you again!" Xiao Feng saw that Ding Ding was distracted, walked up to Feng Hu and the others, and said coldly.
Feng Hu got up and glared at Xiao Feng: "Boy, you fucking remember me, Lao Tzu will come back to you." "Although I can't beat it, I have to throw it down, which is a common problem when I come out to mix.
"Rub, and threaten Lao Tzu. Xiao Feng said angrily, raising his arm to slap Feng Hu.
When Feng Hu and the others saw it, they were so frightened that they turned around and ran. Ran to the door, felt safe, and then dared to continue shouting: "Wait for Lao Tzu, damn, I will come back again!" After speaking, he didn't dare to stay any longer, and ran away in a gray manner.
Xiao Feng pursed his lips and muttered boringly: "A group of deflated three." ”
Regarding Feng Hu's threat, Xiao Feng didn't care at all. Can a swarm of ants shake the lion with their teeth and claws? The lion has little interest in these little ants.
"Why did you let them go?" Ding Ding came back to his senses and couldn't help but shout when he saw Feng Hu and the others running away.
Xiao Feng smiled helplessly: "Otherwise, what should I do?"
Xiao Feng saw that Ding Ding was becoming more and more pleasing to the eye, facing Feng Hu and the others just now, Ding Ding could tell that he could let him go first, although this girl had a bit of a hot temper, but her heart was very kind.
Tintin was speechless and didn't know what to say.
"Alright, don't worry. Hurry up and go, don't miss the plane again. Xiao Feng patted Ding Ding on the shoulder and said with a smile.
So far, Ding Ding can only nod: "Alas, if you offend the Feng family, I'm afraid we won't have a good life." Xiao Feng, if you don't rent it, go out and hide quickly.
"Huh. Xiao Feng deliberately joked: "Ding Ding, you don't deliberately don't want to rent it to me, and find such a group of extras, right?"
"You!!" Ding Ding looked at Xiao Feng angrily: "The dog bites Lu Dongbin!Hmph, wait for them to kill you!" After saying this, he glared at Xiao Feng a few times: "It has nothing to do with me whether you die or not, I'm worried that my villa will be destroyed." ”
Xiao Feng patted his chest: "Don't worry, people are in the villa, and people are in the villa." If the villa is really damaged, can't I compensate in full?"
Ding Ding glanced at the time and nodded helplessly: "It's really too late to be long-winded, I'm leaving, call me at any time." Remember, if they do come, you should hurry up and run, they won't dare to actually set fire to the villa. After saying that, he dragged his suitcase out the door.
Xiao Feng smiled, walked to the door, watched Ding Ding get into the taxi, waved his hand, and returned to the villa. Regarding Feng Hu's matter, he really didn't take it to heart.
A morning passed, and there was no Tintin to quarrel with him, and suddenly some loss came to his heart. Such a big villa lacks a lot of popularity.
Xiao Feng likes to be lively, and he can't stand this oppressive quietness the most. "How did the little witch live this life before, alas!"
After being silent for a few minutes, I suddenly thought of something, my eyes lit up, the little witch is gone, you can find another little fairy to come back! No, not one, but several!
Xiao Feng jumped up excitedly, rushed to the computer, turned on the computer, logged on to the Jiuquan city network, and clicked on the page that published the rental advertisement.
Xiao Feng stared at the computer, thought about the specifications of the rental advertisements he had seen before, and began to tap on the keyboard.
In about a minute, the advertisement was completed, and the content was as follows: 'Phoenix Garden Villa, single room, cheap shared house, monthly rent of 500, including water and electricity grid telephone bills. Requirements, single woman, 18 years old ~ 30 years old, lively and cheerful, easy to get along with, normal work and rest, contact Mr. Xiao, phone 1558857****. ’
After knocking it out, he reviewed it and shook his head dissatisfied: "No, this feels like a trap for a sheep." The villa is only five hundred, and if I were a woman, I wouldn't dare to come!"
After thinking for about three minutes, Xiao Feng showed a treacherous smile: "Lambs, I'm waiting for you, hehe." ”
With a quick tapping of his fingers, he added a few words to the end, as follows: 'A couple of young couples living in the villa, because I often travel on business, I want to find a female companion for my girlfriend, (lesbians are free to talk), the number of places is limited, hurry up and sign up. ’
Finally, I reviewed it again, then nodded with satisfaction and clicked the 'publish' button with a smile.
Within two minutes of the advertisement being issued, Xiao Feng felt a little regretful for his recklessness! She rented out the house with Ding Ding behind her back, so what about Ding Ding when she came back? With her little pepper temper, it is estimated that in a fit of rage, she can blow up the villa with explosives!
Xiao Feng shuddered a little when he thought of Ding Ding pinching his waist with both hands, his eyebrows furrowed or hiding in the kitchen, and placing two packets of rat poison in his meal.
But take back the advertisement, Xiao Feng doesn't want to stay in the villa for three months. After struggling for a long time, Xiao Feng decided to enjoy it first, and wait for an opportunity to test Ding Ding and see her reaction.
"Little Witch...... I'm also for your good, help you find a few companions, and save you from being lonely in the future. Xiao Feng found such a lame reason to convince himself, and then he smiled.
Just as I was about to turn off the computer, a magnetic voice sounded in my heart: "I have sent the task to your mailbox, and I will reply to you when you finish it." Hehe, I think you're going to take on this task, definitely!"
Xiao Feng pursed his lips and sneered: "Ace of hearts, I'll take a look, what is this task, to make you so confident, I will definitely follow!"