"Do you know us?"

"You know me?"

Dong Yong and the Cowherd looked at Li Shaolong, and their eyes couldn't help showing a hint of incomprehension, the man in front of him had never seen it at all, but what did he seem to know us? What is this all about?

"No, no, I didn't know you a second ago, but now I know you, you don't know, in fact, you are my idol, idol. Li Shaolong looked at the two of them with a smile and said, "It is said that a long, long time ago, you took away the clothes of the Seven Fairies and the clothes of the Weaver Girl, respectively, and then forced them to become your women, right?"

"This incident tells us that at the beginning of any love, there must be someone who plays hooligan first, hehe, you don't know, in my world, you two are geniuses in the pickle girl world, especially the big brother of the cowherd, just your ugly ......" Originally, Li Shaolong wanted to say that the cowherd was ugly, but after thinking about it, no, so the two of them have to turn their faces with Lao Tzu?

But at this time, Dong Yong and Cowherd's faces are already quite unsightly, definitely not good-looking, as long as they are a normal person, they will not be good-looking, and it is good to be said that they are not directly ****.

"The ugly one has a lot of character, the ugly handsome and the ugly handsome, the ugly one is handsome, the one is handsome, the cowherd, I have to say that you look quite individual. Li Shaolong patted the cowherd's shoulder and said with a smile: "To be honest, my little brother's admiration for you is like a surging galaxy of water." ”

"And Brother Dong Yong, you are the predecessor of the kid, and the model of the younger brother, from your body, the younger brother saw the real fact of the **silk counterattack, from your body, the boy I know, people can be poor, they can have no money, but they can't be without ambition, once this person has ambition, even if he is the daughter of the Jade Emperor, he can also go to the ......"

Li Shaolong gushed endlessly, in front of these two male pig's feet who have been circulating for hundreds of years in the first silk counterattack, Li Shaolong is too excited.

It would be even better if there were seniors Yang and Liu.

And at this time, I saw Cowherd and Dong Yong's brows furrowed slightly, listening to Li Shaolong's words, what did it feel a little weird?

I always feel that these words are not boasting about myself, but sarcastic about myself!

But if Li Shaolong's thoughts of these two guys are known, Li Shaolong will definitely be heartbroken, Lao Tzu is not sarcastic about you, he really does not sarcastic about you, Lao Tzu is telling the truth, telling the truth.

"Who are you?"

"This brother, if you don't think you're an ordinary person, don't play tricks on us. ”

"Hey, I really didn't tease you, I really want to admire you quite much, why don't you believe it?Oh, by the way, I'm here to ...... this time" Li Shaolong thought for a while, and said after a few seconds: "I'm here to find Princess Ruoyu, I'm Princess Ruoyu's man." ”

"Oh, it turned out to be my brother-in-law, hello brother-in-law, hello brother-in-law. Are you also here to find Her Royal Highness the Princess?" Dong Yong asked.

"Well, looking for Her Royal Highness the Princess, could it be that Ruoyu lives in this huge palace?" Li Shaolong couldn't help but show a faint smile at the corner of his mouth, and said: "Yes, I just came to find Ruoyu, hey, you don't know, I can't leave Ruoyu for a moment now, hey." ”

"Two brothers, are you also here to find the princesses?" asked Li Shaolong with a smile.

Seeing people talking about people, and talking about ghosts, Li Shaolong is quite clear about this truth, Li Shaolong is an old fritter and an old driver, so he naturally knows how to speak.

"What my uncle said is that we are indeed here to find the princesses. Cowherd said, after knowing that Li Shaolong turned out to be the mysterious man of Princess Ruoyu, this guy actually showed a trace of enthusiasm on his face. I really don't know why these two guys are so simple, what Li Shaolong said is what it is, such a simple person, how can he get the favor of the daughter and granddaughter of the Jade Emperor? Li Shaolong really can't understand it, could it be that the ancients were so simple?

No, these two guys have lived for so long, they should be old and fine, how can they be so simple? Is it pretending?

"I said the two of you, you are also here to find the princesses, but you have eaten the closed door, right?" Li Shaolong said with a smile.

"How do you know?"

"You just came, and you actually knew it, can you also pinch your fingers and do the math?" asked the Cowherd.

"It should have made your daughter-in-law angry, right?" The smile on Li Shaolong's face became even stronger, this guy must have some bad idea again.

When the two heard Li Shaolong's words, they couldn't help but nod their heads.

"Do you want to make them happy? Women, in fact, they are very easy to coax, now they are born to you, so I don't see you, but as long as you bomb them well, even if you are angry, you can coax them without a trace. Li Shaolong said with a smile.

"Hey, I won't tell you, I also know that women rely on coaxing, but I don't know how to coax ah, sometimes it doesn't matter if she doesn't coax, she is even more angry when she is coaxed, how is this good? How is this good?" Dong Yong said with a helpless sigh.

"Yes, yes, yes, I feel the same way, I usually don't coax, and I say I'm stupid like a cow, but a coax, but it makes her even more angry, I really don't know what to do, hey, I really don't know what to do. Cowherd said, his face couldn't help showing a hint of helplessness.

Seeing the two of them, Li Shaolong couldn't help but sneer secretly: Nima, I don't even know how to coax my sister, I really don't understand how you have lived with them for so long, and you can't coax your sister to have a wife, this ancient welfare is really good enough, if you don't coax your wife on the earth, you just wait for your head to be full of green grasslands.

"Actually, it's not difficult to coax women. Li Shaolong said with a mysterious smile.

"Oh, what do you say you should do?"

"Tell me, what are we going to do?"

"Do what you like. Li Shaolong smiled slightly and said: "Gold, silver, jewelry or artifacts, women like these the most, as long as you can find them, it won't take a long time to coax them." ”

"But we don't have any of that!"

"Yes, we don't have any of that, hey!"

"You don't, there are everywhere in this Heavenly Court, I know that there is a treasure house in Heavenly Court, and there are all kinds of precious artifacts in it, as long as you take out one or two pieces and give them to her, she will naturally be happy." ”

"No, no, no, this won't work!"

"The contents of the treasure house belong to the public, you can't ask for it, you can't ask for it! This is stealing, it's not good, it's not good!"

"Hey, we and the Jade Emperor are a family, and if a family takes a family's things, what can be considered stealing? ”

“……”

(End of chapter)

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