A while ago, there was a news that a man caught a thief, and as a result, the thief accidentally fell to the ground and died in the process of escaping. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. ｂｉｑUｇE。 info As a result, the person was convicted of manslaughter.

This matter is undoubtedly a very unreasonable thing, isn't it still a way for people to chase the thief?

When a thief steals something, is there still a respectful offer of what he wants, and then wave his hand and shout "Uncle often comes to play"?

Reality is sometimes so absurd.

What the literary and artistic youth didn't know was that this obscene uncle who stole his things was suffering from heart disease.

Today he first ran a distance, and then he was scared by the literary youth, of course, he had such a coincidental heart attack.

If left unchecked, the literary and artistic youth may be betrayed for manslaughter or something like that person.

In contrast, Su Ye decided to let the body of the lewd uncle "disappear".

Maybe in the eyes of literary and artistic youth, the uncle ran away, right?

I don't know how he explained it to the ambulance paramedics, but it was better than being inexplicably tried in court.

Looking at the hot corpse lying in the black technology car, Su Ye and Kawa Kamitsuki looked at each other with a look of disgust.

Stealing is an immoral thing in the first place, and if you have a heart attack and come out to steal something, it's not too annoying.

What the two of them have to think about now is how to deal with the body of this obscene uncle.

Concentrated sulfuric acid corpse powder?

If you think about it, you don't have to be so troublesome, just put the body home.

As for when it will be found by the neighbors, uh, in winter, it seems that the corpse can be preserved for a long time and then it will stink.

That's no problem, who knows where this uncle lives!

There is a famous saying in the forensic profession that a corpse is the most honest witness.

Su Ye decided to find the answer in his uncle.

It's not like some pipe-smoking detective looking through the dirt on the soles of his shoes to see where the man is coming from.

After all, in the 21st century, in addition to the person who was stolen, almost everyone has a mobile phone.

Su Ye put on gloves and took out his mobile phone from his uncle's arms.

It turned out to be an apple pear 7!

Then it's even simpler!

After the uncle's hand unlocked the phone, the boy clicked on the album without hesitation.

There are quite a few selfies of the uncle in the album, and of course more photos of his trophies.

It seems that taking pictures of the loot after stealing things is not the patent of a rich second generation, but a professional habit?

However, this uncle is much more powerful than the rich second generation, at least the scope of the loot is much broader than that of Fu Erdai.

The latest Apple pear system for mobile phones, there is a frequented place in the photo album, which is exactly where he is aiming for.

I saw the address he often goes, although I don't know it, but it doesn't matter, I know the black technology car!

After telling it its destination, it rose straight from the ground and soared into the sky.

Along the way, the school girl has been gearing up, waiting for the turn of things.

Since she met Su Ye, she had seen too many turns.

The uncle with tricky words is actually preventing others from committing suicide, and the beauty who looks like a relative is actually performing a fairy jump......

Who stipulates that the place where the lewd uncle often goes must be from his house?

Maybe there's a place where he sells the stolen goods!

The latter is also something that the school girl has been looking forward to.

I finally met a thief, but before she could use her strength, the thief fell, so don't be too disappointed.

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However, to Kawa Shangyue's disappointment, the destination was indeed the uncle's home.

And there was really no one in his house.

In fact, along the way, Su Ye was also worried, what if there was a child in Uncle Yi's family who was waiting to be fed?

Even if it's not a child waiting to be fed, what if there is an old man in his seventies and eighties?

Even if there are no children or old people, what if you have a girlfriend or something?

He has always been unable to understand the thoughts of those who come out to "wander the rivers and lakes", not everyone is alone, and not everyone is unrestrained.

In life, there must always be some responsibilities on your shoulders.

Fortunately, the place where the uncle lives is just a simple one-room household, and there are no traces of a woman's survival in the family.

In fact, just from the messy socks on the sofa, you can tell that this is a man's room.

However, what made Su Ye a little concerned was that most of the uncle's steps were light-colored, which was very different from the clothes he wore when he committed the crime.

Is this the legendary Great Hidden City?

Usually dressed like a literary uncle, with a face full of vicissitudes of stubble, hesitantly smoking a cigarette, and then coughing heartbreakingly in front of the sensual girl, with words like "We are all injured little beasts" in his mouth all the time 0.0

When committing the crime, he was dressed up inconspicuously, looking unsightly, and when the idler swept by, he would definitely not stay on his face for a moment.

The young man shook his head, sighed a little, threw the uncle's body on the bed, and then floated away in a black technology car.

Kawakami was obviously unwilling, "I don't think this matter ended so simply. ”

"Why?" Su Ye also had a little premonition in his heart, but he couldn't find a reason.

"My female intuition, of course!"

The school girl said confidently while straightening her chest.

The boy subconsciously glanced at his girlfriend's flat chest, and said unashamedly: "I thought it was because I was the protagonist." ”

The so-called protagonist is the person who goes where the problem is.

is not as good as a 10,000-year-old elementary school student, as the protagonist of a certain mystery novel, it can be said that wherever he goes, people will die. In just half a year, more than 700 people have died.

In this way, every day that passes, he solves two cases, which is really amazing.

So sometimes, the protagonist is simply synonymous with trouble.

The will of the world is watching over you!

In order to avoid any more trouble, the two of them sat in a black technology car and went directly back to their studio.

Seriously, sometimes, Su Ye will deliberately walk on the road, otherwise, if the world feels that there is no way to make trouble for him, it will be bad if he arranges a plane to smash on the black technology car.

Not to mention that the black technology car is not insured, even if it has insurance, what can you say when you call the insurance company?

"Hey, hello! My car was hit by a plane!"

Back in the office, Su Ye was still thinking about whether to draw a prize to play.

Suddenly, a familiar voice sounded in my ears.

"Ding!"

The young man was slightly stunned, and then reacted that this was the mobile phone prompt sound spoofed by the school girl, it was really ......

"Wow, people nowadays really know how to play!"

Without waiting for Su Ye to complain, Chuan Shangyue picked up his mobile phone and looked at it, and then shouted at him loudly, "Literary and artistic youth returned home half on Chinese New Year's Eve, and a corpse appeared out of thin air!"

"Huh?"

Why is it so familiar? (To be continued.) )