Chapter 38: Women's Travel
Xiangmian came to the Unknown Mountain, and there are many white and chubby ginseng dolls in the mountain, they are beckoning and dancing.
"You're coming to arrest us!
"Come, come, arrest us!"
"Oh, you can't catch us."
"Ha!" "Ha" "Ha" "Ha!" "Hah!"
The ginseng cocked her big ass against the fragrant cotton, and her ass swayed vigorously in the wind.
Xiangmian pounced angrily, fell to the ground, and ate a handful of loess.
Xiangmian said angrily: "You guys are playing with eggs!"
Pointing to a fat ginseng, he said, "You, don't look at you, I'm going to catch you and go back to stew soup and drink."
Pointing to a tall ginseng, he said, "You, I'm going to catch you and go back to make wine for my father."
Pointing to a ginseng with wrinkles on his body, he said, "Don't you want to escape, you laugh the hardest, your face is like a chrysanthemum, I will catch you and go back to make ginseng candy to eat."
Then he turned around and pointed to the ginseng with flowers on his head and said: "Don't laugh, you are no better, you are the best looking here, I will catch you back to make potted plants, and look at it every day."
"Ahh The ginseng was so frightened that they fled in all directions.
When you catch one, you can bite it.
The cold white teeth made the ginseng howl in pain.
"I'm going to eat you clean......"
With a "snap", Xiangmian woke up from under the bed and wiped her saliva.
Touching his buttocks, looking at the drooling quilt helplessly.
When I was a child, I loved watching cartoons of ginseng dolls at home, and I liked it very much, and now I like it even more when I know that there is such a thing as blood ginseng.
I really can't wait to go to the mountains every day to dig a lot of trees, and I can sell them for money without eating, money!
Mu Lang came in with a washbasin, and said helplessly, the young master will not only be drooling in his dreams now, but also sleepwalking.
At noon, Song Xiu's study.
Xiangmian packed a bunch of luggage and went to the patriarch to ask for leave.
Song Xiu said angrily: "Now that the Lin family is trying to assassinate you everywhere, you still want to go out for a walk, and go to a place so far away from Nancheng."
Xiangmian touched her head and smiled: "It's too boring to stay at home and practice, and when my grandson is older, I always have to go out and see the world."
Song Xiu said, "Then I'll send a few people to protect you!"
Xiangmian said: "My grandson goes in disguise alone, and when he is older, he always has to learn to be independent, so let Heng'er go out alone."
Song Xiu sighed and said, "Go out and pay attention to safety, and no matter what, saving your life is the most important thing."
Cotton nodding.
Song Xiu continued: "Since you have gone out, you have to deduct Yuefeng for a few days that you have not come, and there is something delicious to eat outside, bring some fun to grandpa."
Xiangmian smiled: "Don't worry!
I smiled in my heart, you are really still the old man I know.
Song Xiu continued: "The money for going out to practice is out by yourself, the Song family's business has not been good recently, and there is no money."
Xiangmian replied: "Grandpa is tired."
The two of them said a few words, and Xiangmian set off.
On the road, the secret agents of the Lin family were all watching Qing Yuan and Song Heng's every move.
The spy didn't expect Xiangmian to slip away under their noses in women's clothes.
Xiangmian left Xicheng in women's clothes, and said with a smile on the way: "I wanted to wear Hanfu when I was in college, but unfortunately I have always worn men's clothes here, and now I finally have the opportunity."
Shouting to the sky: "Finally you can surf outside in women's clothes".
Looking at the women's clothes I secretly bought in the package, hairpins, rouge gouache, and fragrant cotton laughed.
Song Heng didn't know what it would look like in women's clothes, but Xiangmian was angry in women's clothes, and it was wild outside.
"Look how tall the girl is," said a peasant woman.
"That girl is so handsome!" An eldest lady said enviously.
"Yes, yes!" chimed in.
"This big ass will definitely have children," said an aunt.
"Cut!" said Xiangmian as she passed by with a silk scarf.
"Brown sugar steamed buns!Brown sugar steamed buns!!Girls want two?" asked the vendor.
"Yes, little brother, bring two to the slave family," Xiangmian said pretentiously while dancing a silk scarf.
"The girl is so beautiful, do you want this agate-inlaid goldfish and silver hairpin?
"Yes, the eldest lady, this jade dragonfly hairpin and pearl hand, the slave family wants it", Xiangmian said with a smile, and put them on after paying.
"When the girl wears it, she is as beautiful as the flying fairy in the temple," the eldest lady touched the hand of the fragrant cotton and smiled.
"The eldest lady really knows how to say, it's a bad thing for the slave family" Xiangmian covered the silk scarf, and left with a smile.
"What a kind girl she is!" A charcoal seller touched the copper coin in his hand and said.
"The old man has a cold weather, so he should also leave some charcoal to warm his duck!" Xiangmian said with a smile.
"A good girl will be rewarded!" The charcoal seller said movingly.
Xiangmian rode the old red horse all the way.
Ah, I finally fulfilled my dream of Hanfu, and it was so cool to be able to travel in women's clothes.
Riding the old horse to a small hillside, looking into the distance, looking at the endless mountains, Xiangmian couldn't help but sing a song: "Ahhh~Ahhh~Ahh~~, let us live happily and happily in the world! Ride the horse and run freely, eat and drink Lazar freely, and hold the handsome guy for a lifetime~~~"
"Ah~ah~ah~Ahh
And the old horse below her couldn't stand it and wanted to foam at the mouth.
Old Mana burst into tears, wishing he could grow his hands to cover his ears.
No, it regrets that it is not a pig, it eats and sleeps, sleeps and eats, eats fat, dies fat, how simple life is!
In this way, you will not be under the body every day, and you will not be bought by this intellectual retard.
Xiangmian doesn't care if Ma will be happy, anyway, she sings energetically.
Wielding a horsewhip, let's sing "The Sweat of Cow Dung".
is still naïve to raise his legs, and "drive~drive~drive~" a few laps in place.
Xiangmian, who rode an old red horse, shouted on the hillock: "The old lady can finally travel by car, I want to eat all the food in the world and soak all the beautiful men in the rivers and lakes."
In the blink of an eye, it was dark, Ying Xiangmian was wearing men's clothes, all injured, and holding a lame old horse.
"This society is so hostile to women that I will never wear women's clothes in my life," Xiangmian complained.
Along the way, passing by a small village, I was almost robbed by bullies.
Sleeping in the wild store, he was almost drunk with sweat drugs JIan, but fortunately, Xiao Er on the other side found that his head was bigger than his own, so she escaped.
However, Xiangmian didn't like to be eaten tofu, so he demolished the store and arrested people and reported them to the official.
The most unjust thing is that he was also taken by the county lord and wanted to be accepted as a concubine.
However, the most unfortunate thing was passing by the wild mountains and barren mountains, and was favored by the bandit leader and arrested to be the wife of the village.
But now he finally escaped.
Looking at the night market in Nancheng, Xiangmian burst into tears.
"Finally safely in the South City."
"What would Childe want to eat?" asked the stall owner.
"I want to eat Mao Xuewang, Wang! Wang! Wang!" Said excitedly.
"Okay! The stall owner took away the towel and went to cook.
Looking at the fragrant, red oil rolling hairy blood, fragrant cotton tears excitedly.
"Shopkeeper, why do you have wild dogs barking all the time?" asked one of the guests.
The stall owner looked at the fragrant cotton barking while eating and said, "How can there be a dog, it is that boy who is too happy to eat."
The crowd looked.
A man happily ate Mao Xuewang and screamed.
"Mao Xuewang, it's delicious, Wang!~Wang!~Wang!~"
The sins suffered in the past few days have been completely forgotten in front of the delicious Mao Xuewang.