Chapter 238: Selling Talismans on the Street
Yu Wenjing and I went out, the skeleton ghost soldier looked at the two of us, his face was full of doubts, one of them stepped forward and circled around the two of us a few times, and didn't seem to see any flaws, and then circled around the box again!
There was probably no breath in the chest, and the skeleton ghost soldier seemed to be talking to the other one when he went back, and although he couldn't see them talking, it was clear that he didn't trust the two of us. Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 info
So when the two of us drove away, a skeleton ghost soldier followed the car in the back seat of our car, fortunately Yu Wenjing and I have seen this thing, otherwise I would have been scared to death with such a thing in the car for no reason.
I drove the car to the busiest street market, found the road with the most traffic, I parked the car outside, and a car was blocked sideways on the pedestrian street.
People came and went in front of my car, complaining.
"This is a pedestrian street, how can I park?"
"It's really unqualified, who parked the car on the pedestrian street?"
"It's too much of a hindrance, so many people come and go, park here, and the street is blocked for a while!"
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Not to mention, half of the road was blocked by the car, and sure enough, the flow of people became crowded. A few good people talked about my car for a long time, and they started knocking on my window and telling me to move the car.
I simply locked the car door, too lazy to pay attention to them, the more people the better, from the rearview mirror, I saw that the skeleton ghost soldier in the back seat began to sit still, and the strong yang energy that slowly gathered made it almost unbearable, and it moved irritably.
"You're my little apple, I can't love you too much......"
When I was proud, I didn't know who was doing the activity on the other side of the street, so I set up a small stage, hired a group of beautiful cuties to dance on the stage, dressed a little revealing, and threw souvenirs under the stage while dancing, and then the whole street heard it, and people stopped taking my car, and all ran to get the souvenirs of the chicks.
As soon as the man left, the skeleton ghost soldier regained its composure, holding its spear and gasping for breath in the back seat, and continued to stare at the two of us!
it!
This is forcing my brother to make a big move, right?
I wondered if I would also send something out to attract popularity? I touched my body up and down, except for a handful of yellow paper and some talismans, I really didn't have anything to distribute!
After drawing a few peace charms, I jumped out of the car and shouted, "Come and see, authentic ghost sect peace charms are delivered!"
People came to me in an uproar, and I was overjoyed, it seems that there are really people who know the goods!
Who knew that they pushed me away and rushed past the scantily clad little girls on the street platform, and the palm-sized sachets of laundry detergent they gave me were even more tempting than my authentic ghost sect peace charms?
I couldn't hold it on my face, and stopped a beautiful woman passing by, "Beauty, do you want a peace charm......?"
"Get out of here, liar!" the beautiful woman snorted and pushed me away.
I looked confused, held up the talisman I drew by myself and said, "It's true, lie to your whole family!"
Yu Wenjing smiled in the car, she opened the door and got out of the car, took the peace charm from my hand, stood in front of the car with a smile, and before she could stand firmly, I heard someone say, "Alas, you see, the woman in front of the car...... Isn't it the big star Wei Chunyu?"
"It looks so similar!" a man walked in and took a look, pouting, "It's a pity that it's a flyer! I've seen Wei Chunyu himself, it's even more beautiful than this!"
"Fart......" Yu Wenjing was just about to open her mouth to scold, but suddenly remembered that she was now Wei Chunyu, a public figure, and she had to pay attention to her image, so she immediately swallowed her voice to the end, and said with a smile, "I am Wei Chunyu! Hello everyone, I am Wei Chunyu! Today, because I want to pray for a sick friend, I came here to distribute a very effective peace charm specially made by the ghost sect to everyone!
"Wow! Wei Chunyu! It's really a big star Wei Chunyu!"
"Yes, yes, her long-looking obscene and unhappy boyfriend is also there, just last time I hated that at the press conference, I didn't give Chunyu face at all, it's annoying!" A girl came around and said to her friends.
"That's it, I've seen it too! He is not worthy of Wei Chunyu at all, I heard that he is still a college student......" Her friend nodded immediately, not giving any face!
"You don't understand, this is called a good man without a good wife, Lai Han marries a fairy!"
"I really want to ask Wei Chunyu to kick him, in fact, she is a good match with Kaikai! The last time I watched the movie they acted, I was so moved that I kept crying!"
Special, do you want to be like this, who is obscene, Lao Tzu is a talent, Yushu is suave and suave!
I had black lines all over my face and watched the whole street go into a stir, and people wanted flies to see...... No, it was the bees that saw the flowers and the chrysalis came, and in just a few minutes surrounded us and the car.
Yu Wenjing finished distributing the talisman in her hand, and began to sign autographs for Wei Chunyu's fans endlessly, taking photos with them, and was very busy, and finally I didn't know who called the police, and even the police rushed over to maintain order.
I got in the car and looked around, and the skeleton ghost soldier was nowhere to be found, when Heiya's mobile phone rang.
"Let's ...... Let's let ......"
I hurried to call Yu Wenjing, who knew that I was rushed to the back by the crowd, and the crowd squeezed me backwards, and after a while, I was lined up outside the crowd.
I jumped outside a few times, only to see black heads, I didn't even see Yu Wenjing anywhere, I was anxious and shouted "Yu Wenjing...... No, Wei Chunyu! Chunyu! Get in the car!"
After shouting a few times, she still didn't hear, so I had to take out my mobile phone to call her, and it was easy to dial the phone, I hurriedly said, "Get in the car, go back three meters to pick me up!"
"Okay!" Yu Wenjing smiled.
It's easy to park, but it's hard to drive!
Yu Wenjing barely got into the car almost under the arms of the policeman, and before getting into the car, she signed a letter for the policeman, and almost even took off one of her shoes!
She reversed the car a few meters, and when I slipped into it, she kicked the accelerator and jumped out of the crowd!
"It's so tiring to be a star!" Yu Wenjing sighed, stretching out his left hand to show me, "Look, the back of your hand is bruised......"
I grabbed her hand and rubbed it, and said distressedly, "We won't let people touch it in the future, if you want to touch it, I have to touch it!"
When the two of us were getting tired, Yu Wenjing drove the car and suddenly arrived at the suburbs, she looked at something on the road from a distance, withdrew her hand and held the steering wheel and said, "Hu Yiqing, do you see if there is a person lying in front?" (To be continued.) )