[71] New edition, home alone

In a blink of an eye, Li Xiaowu stayed in Dubai for more than a month, and after this month of getting along, Xiaopang began to constantly release his true self. Pen % fun % Pavilion www.biquge.info

Half a month ago, because he was too bored in the room, Xiaopang played a prank, and as a result, he accidentally scared the waitress who came to deliver the food into tears.

I thought that after Li Xiaowu came back, he would criticize him fiercely.

Who would have thought that after Li Xiaoxiao came back, not only did he not criticize Xiaopang, but also praised Xiaopang for being the same as when he was a child, and he would definitely have a future when he grew up, so since then, there has been one more headache in the Burj Al Arj Hotel.

Chubby himself is very cute, and he is still Li Xiaowu's adopted son, so no matter how much he messes around in the hotel, no one will go up to beat him, scold him or punish him.

When Li Xiaowu went out to the doctor, Xiaopang stayed alone in the hotel, of course, this little guy with the title of little bastard would not honestly stay in the room and watch TV.

Feeling that Li Xiaowu was far away, he immediately ran out to play, first went to the beach to tease the big sister in a bikini, and then went to secretly kiss the foreign little sister who lived in the hotel a few times.

When you are hungry, you go to the restaurant to find food, and after eating, you wipe your mouth and leave, which is a realistic version of the life of a chic ruffian.

Today, Li Xiaowu went out to see a doctor as usual, and Xiaopang was also prepared as usual to wait for Li Xiaowu to go away, and then run outside to play.

Half an hour after Li Xiaowu went out, Xiaopang felt that the time was almost up, so he turned off the TV and got up from the sofa, opened the door in a hurry, and prepared to go outside to find something to do.

As soon as the door opened, a man covered his mouth and carried him back into the house again, and before Chubby could understand what was going on, a sharp knife that was so sharp that it glowed was on his neck.

Seeing that Xiaopang didn't cry or make trouble, the man put Xiaopang on the sofa, put away the sharp knife and looked at it with a smile, "Little friend, your father is Dr. Li, right? Where is he now? I want to ask him to help me see a doctor." ”

Chubby walked up to the man and said with a grin, "Uncle..... You're finished, I find you stupid, do you know why?"

The man was stunned for a moment, then shook his head and said, "I don't know where I'm stupid, since you know where I'm stupid, then you can tell me where I'm stupid." ”

"There are three places where you are very stupid, the first stupid uncle, you tell the lie, the fool will not believe it, who will take a knife to ask someone to see a doctor?

The second stupid you shouldn't provoke my master, if you don't meet me at this time, but my master, maybe you are a dead corpse by now.

Third, stupid, you shouldn't have come to provoke me, haven't you heard of don't mess with children?

Hey..... Uncle, say goodbye to your sex life, ah, I'll kick kick..... Kick you bastard. ”

Chubby quietly approached the man while talking, and when Chubby walked up to the man, the little guy suddenly raised his foot and kicked the man's crotch hard.

I didn't feel that it was enough to relieve my hatred, so Xiaopang kicked more than a dozen times.

By the time Chubby finished kicking, the man had fallen to the ground, foaming at the mouth and couldn't get up, thinking that he had killed someone.

Xiaopang opened the door in a panic, and said breathlessly to the waiter who happened to pass by, "Auntie, there is a bad person in my room, and then I accidentally gave him to ....... Killed. ”

The hotel waiter first froze for a moment, and then quickly ran into the room to check the killer's condition, and felt that the killer still had a heartbeat and breathing, and after the waiter breathed a sigh of relief, he hurriedly used the pager to call the security personnel in the hotel to rush over.

When security personnel arrived, they first checked the killer for any other weapons, when a 64 pistol and a grenade were found.

Several security personnel were shocked into a cold sweat, they really couldn't imagine that if this grenade exploded in the hotel, how the boss would clean up their security guards afterwards.

Chubby was taken away from the scene of the incident by the hotel staff, and the killer was tied up by security guards and taken to the police station.

When the police saw the killer's kicked balls, they couldn't help but look at the security personnel in the hotel and cursed secretly in their hearts.

"your second uncle, what kind of hatred, what kind of hatred, what hatred, since you are so ruthless, you have kicked other people's balls to pieces. ”

Li Xiaowu had just treated the patient outside, and when he heard that Xiaopang had met a killer and didn't ask the patient's family for medical expenses, he ran out of the door and got into the hotel's shuttle bus and hurried back.

Seeing that Xiaopang was fine, Li Xiaowu breathed a sigh of relief, looked at Xiaopang and said, "Boy, now you know the benefits of practicing martial arts."

If you hadn't cut off your children and grandchildren for the teacher to teach you, would you still be alive and kicking here?"

"Master, I seem to have beaten someone to death, what do you think I should do? Do I want to go abroad to avoid the limelight like the ancient boy on TV?"

Li Xiaowu took the little fat from the waiter's hand, touched his little head, and said with an amiable face, "I'm scared, right, don't be afraid that the master is here, the master will give you a big deal." ”

"Master, you said that after that uncle dies, will he become a demon and come to me, me, me, me.... I'm afraid of ghosts. Xiaopang was in Li Xiaoxiao's arms, stretched out his little head, and his body trembled slightly.

Li Xiaowu patted Xiaopang's back and comforted, "No, because that uncle is not dead, so he won't become a demon and come to you, you can just relax and play, the sky is falling, and the master will give you a top." ”

Xiao Fat raised his head suddenly, opened his eyes wide, and said, "Master, are you saying that I didn't kill anyone, and that uncle didn't die?"

"Yes, you didn't kill anyone, and that uncle didn't die, but you just beat him into a eunuch. ”

", why didn't you say it earlier, I'm scared to death, let me go quickly, I'm going to the beach to play with my beautiful sister." ”

Looking at the little fat who ran outside, Li Xiaowu touched his head and said with embarrassment, "I'll go, this guy's heart is wider than mine, and he has kicked everyone into eunuchs, since he is still in the mood to go to the beach and tease the big sister in bikini, the future pillar of the country, I see hope from this kid." ”

The waiter next to her looked at Li Xiaowu with a broken face, she really seemed to scold Li Xiaowu loudly, "Your *** heart is bigger, your son met a killer, and he kicked the killer into a eunuch."

It's good that you ***, don't worry about his safety, just forget it, since you still have the face to praise here, your son is the future pillar of the country, you see hope from him, I think you are the hope of a big-headed ghost, Mad's mental retardation. ”

Hearing that a killer was looking for Li Xiaoguo, An Debang and the chieftain criticized the hotel owner fiercely, and then they also sent Li Xiaoguo, six bodyguards who had retired from the special forces team. (To be continued.) )