In the time of six songs, the people behind Gu Yan went from one hundred to two thousand, and Gu Yan also came to the end, a square, fortunately, the dancing aunts had also left. Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info

Gu Yan stood on a small step, and the equipment was placed next to it, which also allowed Li Si and Jason to take a rest.

"Thank you again for your support, I also like this atmosphere, what should come is always coming, and there are three songs to give to you next, these three are adapted by me, a new song and two old ......"

Whether it was the audience at the scene or in the live broadcast room, when they heard Gu Yan's words, they couldn't help but chuckle in their hearts, crying and laughing.

"Fuck! I knew that the god of words would make me sick if I didn't hit people for a day. ”

"Why don't you just let us go!!"

"As a loyal fan of Yanshen, I have long been accustomed to seeing all kinds of scenes, so at this moment, my heart has no fluctuations, and I even want to laugh a little. ”

"Well done! I'm just waiting for you to sing the arrangement! I'm ready to drink and listen to it. ”

"Brother upstairs, isn't it good to be alive?"

There were still many people at the scene who had not heard Gu Yan's adapted songs, and they were very puzzled when they saw the people around them looking bitter.

"It's strange, he sings so well, even if the adaptation doesn't work, you don't have to look very painful. ”

"That's right, not to mention that he dares to sing his own adapted songs in front of so many people, which shows that he is very confident, at least not too bad. ”

The old fan shook his head helplessly and didn't explain, "Hey, I thought the same way at the beginning, and you'll know when he sings it later." ”

When the prelude to the single love song sounded, the audience who didn't know the truth was quite happy, after all, they had heard this song, it can be said that they were familiar with it, and they were also looking forward to it, and they wanted to hear how Gu Yan adapted this classic song.

I've never been in love, I really don't understand how you feel

Some classmates and girlfriends have changed ten, and I always accompany the left and right hands

You're crying like a castrated dog with green on your head

……

Those who have heard it can still accept it, after all, it is not the first time to sing, plus there is a girlfriend, it is not so good, just listen with an appreciative attitude, and there is a little joy in my heart.

But it's different if you haven't heard of it, and you're dumbfounded and at a loss.

The most terrible thing is that I haven't heard of it, I'm still single, and I'm still a virgin who hasn't been in love, which is simply a devastating blow.

"This ...... What the hell?"

"Brother, I beg you, don't sing, okay?"

"Gu Yan fan-1. ”

"The heart of a single dog is broken! What's wrong with me being single! Recruiting you to provoke you? Not only urging at home, but also being buried by you when listening to a song, it's too hard. ”

Someone can't control a few levels anymore, "Don't...... Don't stop me, I'm going to hack this to death!"

His friend hurriedly grabbed him, "Brother, don't get excited. ”

The person who was stopped said that it was just an impulse, and he was about to thank the friend who stopped him.

His friend continued: "After all, people are telling the truth, you really don't have a girlfriend. ”

"Hahaha......"

"You...... You ......" teasingly pointed at his friend, and for a while, he almost fainted with a black eye.

A strong person may resist the urge to scold his mother, and calmly commented: "The singing is good, and the lyrics can be changed." ”

After a song, people who don't have girlfriends suffer 10 million crits, and those who have girlfriends secretly laugh and think about it at the same time.

"I'm glad I have a girlfriend, but this guy is really talented and sings well. ”

This is followed by the second song, an adaptation of Fairy Tale Town, Reality Town.

God closes a door for you, and you find that the house has no windows

How is it today, and the dream is farther away?

Everywhere you go, it doesn't shine, because it's not gold it's stone

……

If the target of the crit just now was only a single dog, then the target of the crit is not against anyone, but at everyone present.

The lyrics are composed of poisonous chicken soup, plus cheerful accompaniment, and finally sung through Gu Yan's frivolous voice.

This feeling is like splashing a bucket of ice water from the top of your head in the hot summer, and the whole body is cold and the heart is cold.

There was a joke before, saying what to do if it is too hot in summer, look at your wallet, if not, then look at the bank card balance, look at the house price, and the cooling speed is swishing.

The funniest thing is the people who snickered because they had a girlfriend just now, they thought they were happy to see others being hit, but now it's their turn to know that feeling.

After singing this song, Gu Yan saw that some people below were eager to try, and it seemed that they might rush over to beat themselves at any time, and smiled.

"I'm sorry everyone, the two songs just now are purely entertainment, don't keep it in mind, you can put down the knife in your hand, in order to make amends, let's give you a lighter cover song, the name is your third aunt touching a man. ”

This made everyone very puzzled, "Your third aunt touches a man? Is there still this song? I don't read much, don't lie to me." ”

Then the prelude was played, and everyone suddenly realized after listening to it.

"What kind of man is it that it turned out to be Dong Chou......"

Chou Dong's song itself is good, just because of his special accent, the climax of the song was originally, "What kind of man are you, what kind of man are you," but many people listened like they were saying, "Your third aunt touches a man, and your third aunt touches a man." ”

This adaptation is still from a big bowl of sleigh at station A.

There are many fans of Jay Chou in the audience, and many people know this song and are looking forward to what kind of adaptation Gu Yan will make.

After the familiar prelude, Gu Yan began to sing.

Grow old hands

Wrinkled head

After the third uncle left, it has been seventeen years

The pain of loss gradually turned into another kind of sadness

Oh, sad

The days go on, living the life of a widow

From a little loneliness

It became the hunger and thirst of the present

It's been more than ten years since I had anything with people

That's what

I don't know how painful the third aunt has been over the years

Just imagining it can be bumpy

How to be silent again

My third aunt touches a man

The third aunt touches the man

Being single for too long can inevitably be a bit excessive

Although it is insulting, it can be refreshing

After all, my third aunt is just a mortal

My third aunt touches a man

The third aunt touches the man

It's been seventeen years, and you can't bear to ask her to wait any longer

It's not particularly excessive

It's just touching the man

……

If it was said that it was pouring ice water on the head before, then now it is watching others splash ice water and fail to fall, and I can't help but laugh out loud.

"66666 God three aunts touch men. ”

"Dong Chou wanted to hit someone when he heard it. ”

"Jay Chou: I have a sentence that my mother doesn't know whether to say or not. ”

"Dong Chou has called the police. ”

"It's insulting, but it can refresh me, and this sentence laughs at me. ”

"After listening to the lyrics of Yanshen, I feel that his third aunt is quite tragic. ”

The scene was crazy with laughter, the live broadcast room was full of 666, many people have heard this song, and many people complained that the sentence is indeed like the third aunt touching a man, but Gu Yan is definitely the first to start with new words for this sentence, it's not too funny.