Chapter 20 Hongmen Peach Banquet

I'm afraid that the plans will change, and I'm afraid that we will be passive because of this.

I was a little anxious, and I reached out and touched the doorknob, thinking about whether to break down the door.

This doorknob is a good item, the problem is that it's a bit loose. When I touched it, it made a "Gada, Gada" sound.

The noise was not too loud, but it was still heard by the gnats.

The living room was quiet for a while, and then the grasshopper asked Lei Lei, "Why is there any movement in your house, is there anyone else?"

Lei Lei hesitated for a moment, and then replied, "Who is it, it may be the study, there is a window open in there, it is estimated that the wind blew and the door rang." ”

The grasshopper let out an "oh" and didn't ask any more questions.

I secretly said that it was dangerous. And Lei Lei seems to realize something after such a small episode.

She no longer massaged the grasshopper, but stood up and walked towards the bathroom. She also said to the grasshopper, "Your dry massage is not interesting, I'll take a shower, and then you can push the essential oil for me." ”

The grasshopper responded. At this time, I heard another footstep, and I guess the grasshopper wanted to come with me and go into the bathroom with Lei Lei.

But Lei Lei stopped the gnats and said very seriously, "I'll go take a bath, and you can sit on the sofa in the living room for a while." ”

The grasshopper didn't answer, but the footsteps stopped.

The beard made a small movement, making a look of sobbing his mouth, he must not have understood Lei Lei's words. And I think Lei Lei is very smart and does things beautifully.

If she directly invited the gnats to take a bath with her, it would be better to come first and indulge in the past.

I followed the beard and made a gesture and gave a thumbs up.

After Lei Lei went to the bathroom, she closed the bathroom door, and soon there was the sound of hot water.

I whispered to both the king's mouth and beard and told them to be ready at any time. The two men nodded in response.

I guess Lei Lei didn't know what the gnats were doing now, but I couldn't look through the door, but I could hear it clearly, there were footsteps in the living room, and the gnats must be wandering in place.

I guess this rabbit cub is up and suffering.

After another cigarette time, Lei Lei shouted outside the bathroom, and she deliberately delicately said that she was a little bored, and it was boring to wash herself.

The Grasshopper had been waiting for this moment for a long time, but he said that he would go to the bathroom now and give Lei Lei a spa project.

I heard the sound of undressing, especially when the grasshopper took off its pants and threw it on the ground at will, and the belt of its pants hit the floor tiles with a snapping sound.

The grasshopper trotted almost all the way to the bathroom door, and he wanted to rush in, but the bathroom door was locked.

The gnats let out a "huh", and then cursed.

Wang Dazui and beard were looking at me, we were about to rush out to arrest someone, who knew that suddenly, there was a bang at the bathroom door, and then Lei Lei shouted, "What are you going to do?"

The grasshopper smiled and said that there was a problem with this door just now, so he had to forcibly open it and repair it later.

In fact, Lei Lei has been acting according to the plan, but to our surprise, the grasshopper would be so anxious that he actually broke in.

Beard didn't think about it that much, and was about to rush out of the study, and I stopped him.

Beard looked at me puzzled. I'm afraid that now that we have the courage to appear in front of the grasshopper, he will not be in a hurry and take Lei Lei as a hostage to blackmail us.

I thought about it a little bit, and I had another solution.

I'll let the beard cooperate with me for a while, don't be in a hurry to be a pioneer, just follow me. After waiting for the beard to answer, I first tiptoed and walked out slowly.

At this moment, the bathroom door was ajar, and I came to the bathroom door, and instead of going in, I deliberately pinched my throat, like a girl, and called out to the bathroom, "Sister, I just woke up, what's wrong with you?

The bathroom door was originally a mess, Lei Lei was resisting, the gnats were trying to do that, and my voice made the bathroom quiet all of a sudden.

The grasshopper was hot-headed, and he was not very flexible for a while, and he muttered, "'Ma'am', your sister is also at home?"

Lei Lei didn't answer. I knocked on the bathroom door again, and said I was in a hurry to urinate.

The gnats scolded, really disappointed, he was really unkind, pulled a towel casually, covered his lower body, and walked outside the bathroom.

He wanted to get rid of my "sister". But when he opened the bathroom door completely and saw me and my beard sneering again and again, he was stunned for a moment.

I reminded the beard, "Do it!" and I took the initiative and punched the gnat's neck.

The gnats have a big belly, and their bodies look quite bloated, but in fact this is all an illusion, and he turned his head to avoid my punch.

If it were just me, it would have taken a lot of effort to bring the grasshopper down. But the beard also shot.

The beard directly used a yin trick and grabbed the lower body of the gnat.

Originally, the grasshopper was only covered with a towel, which was not a defensive measure, and under the grasp of the beard, he pinched the stick of the grasshopper very accurately.

The beard increased its strength again, and the gnats bared their teeth in pain.

With his other hand, the beard ripped the towel apart. Now the grasshopper is standing naked in front of us. I have to say that his stick is indeed not small.

The beard suddenly became angry and scolded, "You are also worthy of your goods?"

The beard came out with both hands and pinched the gnat's dick fiercely. He dragged back with all his might, and wanted to take the grasshopper into the study with him.

The gnats were coerced, and they wanted to resist but didn't have that chance. He had to follow his beard all the way, and he also yelled uncomfortably, "Don't pull, don't pull!"

I'm afraid that it will disturb the people if the gnats continue to shout like this. I glanced into the bathroom.

In addition to the naked Lei Lei, there are also some toiletries. I didn't have time to admire Lei Lei's snow-white skin, but picked up a bath flower casually.

I chased after him and stuffed all the flowers into his mouth. There are bath flowers blocked, and the grasshoppers can't make any "noise".

After the grasshopper was forcibly brought to the study, I, Hu Zi and Wang Dazui, and we surrounded the grasshopper in a T-shaped shape.

The moment the beard let go of the grasshopper's stick, the grasshopper was completely relieved, and at this moment, his face was very gloomy, and he looked around with a thief's eyebrows.

I guess he's trying to escape.

Of course, I couldn't give him time to buffer, and I used my elbow to hit the gnat's heart.

This time I really want to get it on a real way, and the grasshopper will be able to get soreness and numbness in an instant, and I will be semi-paralyzed. But the grasshopper dodged and dodged again.

Beard kicked the grasshopper hard in the knee, which was also a good trick in the grappling, but this time, the grasshopper seemed to move awkwardly, not only dodging the blow, but also slamming the beard's lower body with his knees.

This is definitely a naked revenge. The beard let out a "haha" and stepped back. Although the beard was not hit, it was also messed up.

Wang Dazui was the last of us to make a move, but they all said that the latecomer came first, and he stunned me as soon as he made a move.

He spread out the palm of his right hand like an octopus, and he scratched at the gnat's face.

His speed was so fast, all of a sudden the palm of his hand was like a suction cup, and he immediately increased his strength when he sucked it on the gnat's face.

The grasshopper's facial features came to gather urgently, and the other grasshopper suddenly couldn't see it, and he hurriedly punched and kicked, trying to force Wang's big mouth away.

Wang Dazui took out a horizontal face, like a wooden stake, and stood upright, letting the gnats beat him.

I couldn't help but think of hard qigong, because after a few blows from the grasshopper, Wang Dazui didn't mean to be hurt or injured at all.

If Wang Dazui is given some more time, he will be able to subdue the grasshopper with this hand like a sucker. But Beard couldn't wait, especially since the Grasshopper had just attacked him.

The beard shouted, "Big mouth, you get out of the way!"

The beard was about to push the king's mouth. Wang Dazui was not stupid, he immediately collected the work, and it was not like a stake, he stepped back.

The beard takes the place of the king's big mouth. At this time, the grasshopper lost the threat of Wang's big mouth, and suddenly soothed a lot, and even took out a posture of sucking hard.

Beard said "hey" and said it was my turn. He grabbed the grasshopper by the hair again, jumped up and slammed his knee against the grasshopper's chin.

The disadvantage of the grasshopper is that it is small and defenseless. After receiving such a heavy blow, the grasshopper's legs were weak and he couldn't help but kneel.

The beard is still strong, and the left and right knees are bowed together anyway. I heard a "thud", and finally the gnats rolled their eyes and fainted.

And the beard still has a few hairs of gnats between his hands. The beard blew unappetly.

During this time, Lei Lei had been standing by the bathroom door, she poked her head out to look out, but she didn't dare to come out, and she wasn't dressed yet.

I looked at the fainted grasshopper, breathed a sigh of relief, and gestured to Lei Lei first, which means, hurry up and put on your clothes.

After that, we were busy together, and I found a wooden chair from the study, and Hu Zi and Wang Dazui helped the grasshopper to sit on the chair.

We found the rope again and tied the gnats to death.

At this time, Lei Lei changed her clothes and rushed over to meet us. She doesn't usually have much contact with fight scenes, so she doesn't feel comfortable now.

I asked Lei Lei, "Is there any soundproofing in your house?"

In fact, there are very few such decoration designs in ordinary residences, and I just have the attitude of asking casually. Unexpectedly, Lei Lei pointed to the south bedroom and said that there was no problem there, and I couldn't hear it no matter how I shouted.

We were all stunned, and the beard smiled again.

Lei Lei also felt that she had missed her mouth, and lowered her head in embarrassment.

I relied on the sound insulation of her bedroom, and I said in my heart that maybe this noble lady was more unrestrained than I thought, and further said, Hu Zi once said that this sister Lei secretly touched his ass. Looking at it now, maybe the beard didn't talk nonsense.

I just had the initial impression in my mind, because business was important, and I put aside distractions.

We carried the gnats and the chair together. I said in my heart that this grasshopper is like a dead pig, it is really heavy.

When we got to the south bedroom, I did a special experiment with Beard, closed the door, and Beard shouted a few times inside, but I couldn't hear any movement outside the door.

The two of us were completely relieved, and I also pointed to the grasshopper, which means, let's wake him up, and let's start the trial!