People came and went on Huangquan Road, their faces were dark and sallow, and their steps were hurrying. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info

From time to time on the road, I saw some ghosts, holding whips and iron cables to drive some ghosts who were crying and unwilling to walk well!

I hurriedly looked for Cai Xiaopang, and I didn't see him for a while.

There were three Yin soldiers in front of me driving a group of ghosts on the way, I chased a few steps, grabbed the last Yin soldier, and asked with a smile, "Big brother, hello!" Borrow a step to speak! ”

The Yin soldier turned around and glared at me fiercely, startling me.

It was the first time I had close contact with the Yin Soldier, and in my consciousness, I always thought that the Yin Soldier was the same as the person we pounced on, but I didn't expect him to look back at me, which made me gasp.

This guy is tall, pale, his face is slightly covered with some black fluff, his eyes are all black, his eyes are round, he doesn't blink when he drinks as if he has no eyelids, his lips are also black, and he is wearing a blue-black robe, and most of his head is covered by a collapsed hat attached to the back of the robe.

It stared at me with dark eyes and asked me in a rough voice, "Which one are you?" ”

"Below is Hu Yiqing, the descendant of the Ghost Sect in the Yang World, because a friend's soul strayed here, and he came to find it. May I ask if the eldest brother can see a ghost named Cai Siming in the Yang world, he is chubby and ......" I asked with my head bowed, and involuntarily touched my body, wanting to find a cigarette to honor one, and it was easy to speak.

The smoke didn't come out, but it attracted a reprimand from the yin soldier, "Nonsense! Is this the place for you? Can you save the ghosts here? I think you're so tired and crooked, dare to come here and be presumptuous! ”

He looked very hideous, as if I had done something heinous and bad, and he was scared.

I believe that you are weird, your boss Bai Wuchang has specially led me to a horse, you are old!

No matter how powerful you are, you're just a soldier, and Lao Tzu has a big backer!

My neck stalked, and I also stiffened, "I'm a yin and yang gangster, why can't I come!" Let's talk about something, who are you scaring about? Your leader Bai Wuchang can be a buddy with me, brother, I asked you to give you a face! ”

The Yin soldier was stunned for a moment, obviously not expecting me to mention Bai Impermanence, its dark pupils looked at me a few times, and said vigilantly and contemptuously, "Come on, just you, know our head?" You don't look at how many taels of meat you have on your body! I'm too lazy to talk nonsense with you, this is not a place for the living, get out of here! ”

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Brother, I have lived so much, it's not the first time I've been despised, but as a descendant of the ghost sect, the new head of the ghost sect, he will scold me for a yin soldier to get out, my temper!

I originally wanted to find an opportunity to take out the "road money" in my pocket and bribe it, but now I was also furious, and said in a loud voice, "I don't want you yet, Lao Tzu will find it himself!" Cai Siming! Cai Xiaopang! Cai Siming heard it and gave me a response, I am Hu Yiqing! Cai Siming...... You little fat man, hurry up and get out of here, Lao Tzu will take you back to the Yang world! ”

I shouted at the top of my voice, shouting, and at the same time grabbing the ghosts who came and went on the road in a hurry and asked, "Hey, do you see a fat ghost, one meter seven five in size, more than two hundred pounds of fat...... Hey, uncle, have you seen a fat ghost from here? …… Hey, grandma, auntie, have you ever seen a fat ghost? ……”

"Oh, Master Celestial, I don't want to die, take me back to the Yang World!" The old man who was caught and asked by me probably heard me shouting to pick up the little fat back to Yangshi, turned around and grabbed my arm, plopped down and knelt at my feet, and begged me with tears and shouts, "Master Tianshi, my family has money, as long as you can take me back to Yangshi, will I give you one of the two houses in the Second Ring Road of Beijing?" ”

"Heavenly Master, please take me back to the Yang World!" An aunt also pleaded and pleaded, crying silently and pulling my trouser legs, "My daughter is not yet eighteen years old, I have been single with her for sixteen years, and now that I am dead, she will be alone in the Yang world to suffer, I don't have any money, as long as the Heavenly Master is willing to take me back Yang, I am willing to marry my daughter to you...... My daughter is so beautiful......

Damn, that's okay too?

I quickly pulled the two ghosts up, and said with a sad face, "I'm sorry, I'm really sorry for you, I really don't have that ability, I ...... I'm here to find a friend, I'm ......."

Where do they care if I say this, the ghosts who heard me call me Cai Xiaopang all came around, knelt around me, and the ghosts cried wolf and begged me to take them back to the yang.

The ghosts wandering in the distance saw the excitement here, and they also rushed over, and when they heard that a heavenly master was going to bring a ghost back to the yang world, the ghosts who came from afar also fell to their knees, crying and crying a miserable one, and they all begged me to save them......

Even the group of ghosts that the three Yin soldiers were chasing came to me crying and screaming! The Yin soldiers hurriedly waved their whips to drive them away, and when they came back, one ran and two of them, and the whole team was in chaos at once, and the ghosts pushed each other, and while the Yin soldiers were in a hurry, they rushed out one after another, and ran to the group of ghosts in front of me and squeezed around.

After a while, there was a ghost on my knees in front of me!

Can you imagine hundreds of ghosts crying and begging together in front of you? A hundred ghosts crying at night can cause the heavens and the earth to be shocked, and hundreds of ghosts crying together on this special Huangquan Road must be earth-shattering!

I'm so square! What can I do? I immediately realized that I was stupid, I was too stupid, didn't I just get angry with that Yin soldier? How can you blatantly shout out the words "I'll take you back to yang"!

I'm here to rob souls, it's like being a thief! This kind of thing must be "quietly entered the village, don't shoot!" ”

I'm good, my brain is hot, and I'm afraid that others won't know about it! Is this a flamboyant thing?

I really want to slap myself in the face, now it's okay, I'm going to get into trouble and get on the Huangquan Road! No wonder the old man always entrusts this and that to take care of me, it turns out that his old man has long known that I have been a troublemaker since I was a child, and maybe when my head is hot, he will be able to make a catastrophe for him!

When I was in a hurry, I stomped my feet, and suddenly a ghost pulled my arm behind me, and I fell angrily, "Don't pull me, I don't know if I can get out now......"

"Qingpi, it's me!" The ghost was eager and whispered in my ear, "I'm Chubby, Cai Chubby!" Green skin ......"